Yeah, Orlando, Florida. A drunk woman kept from boarding a plane took off (https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/02/15/full-video-drunken-woman-on-motorized-suitcase-leads-police-chase-through-orlando-airport-officials-say/) on a motorized suitcase with a cop on a bicycle in pursuit.
QuoteAn intoxicated passenger who was barred from boarding an airplane at Orlando International Airport rode away from the gate on a motorized suitcase as a police officer on a bicycle followed behind her, court records and newly released video shows.
"We're going to have a bike pursuing a suitcase in a minute," an Orlando police officer said as he tried to catch up to the passenger, who was driving a scooter-like electric vehicle mounted to her luggage.
Chelsea Alston, 32, was later accused of battering the police officer and causing more than $1,000 in damage to his patrol car, court records allege. If convicted, she faces up to five years in prison for each offense.
Sounds like she was just a temporary Florida woman. She seems nice.