Florida Man Kenneth Clark Carlyle decided (https://thesmokinggun.com/buster/bad-neighbor/very-bad-neighbor-275821) to strip down to his birthday suit and drop a deuce on his neighbor's glass front porch table.
QuoteFor unknown reasons, the Florida Man, 64, walked "fully naked" up the driveway of his next-door neighbor and proceeded to defecate atop a glass table on the victim's porch, according to police.
Carlyle, cops say, was captured relieving himself in broad daylight "on two separate angles of the victim's home security video footage."
When officers arrived at the Clearwater crime scene, Carlyle was spoken to "through the door of his RV camper and he was still visibly naked and highly uncooperative."
Ain't his first go round with the law either, having been previously busted for DUI and reckless discharge of firearms.
I like the headline 'Florida Man Will Not Be Winning 2022 Neighbor Of The Year Award'. That is a professional clickbait title.
Oh, I forget: What a crap of news!
Quote from: Argos on March 08, 2022, 12:14:43 AM
I like the headline 'Florida Man Will Not Be Winning 2022 Neighbor Of The Year Award'. That is a professional clickbait title.
That's a good title. It gets you interested without spoiling things or being annoying.