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Title: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: pacman000 on July 24, 2022, 11:31:37 AM
How Long Should a Movie Be?
Let's paraphrase Hitchcock,
How long before you need to pee?
That's how long a movie should be!
Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: RCMerchant on July 24, 2022, 11:42:48 AM
About an hour and a half.

Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: Trevor on July 24, 2022, 11:43:17 AM
The longest movie I've ever seen was Lawrence of Arabia.
Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: RCMerchant on July 24, 2022, 11:48:16 AM
Quote from: Trevor on July 24, 2022, 11:43:17 AM
The longest movie I've ever seen was Lawrence of Arabia.

At least it had an intermission!
Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: ER on July 24, 2022, 11:55:07 AM
When movie theaters are finally extinct, the length of a movie won't matter, only the quality of the story.
Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: Alex on July 24, 2022, 12:14:09 PM
From the start to end. Or as long as it takes to tell the story in the most entertaining way possible.
Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 24, 2022, 01:11:28 PM
"No good movie is too long and no bad movie is too short."--Roger Ebert.

But, about 1.5 - 2 hours. If it gets to 3 hours, think about splitting it into 2 movies; if it gets to 4 hours, definitely split into 2 movies.

Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: claws on July 24, 2022, 01:57:05 PM
Length doesn't matter as long as the movie is entertaining.

That said, according to my blu-ray collection statistics the average runtime time is 102 minutes.
Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: chainsaw midget on July 25, 2022, 03:09:34 PM
It's a case by case thing. 

With that said, I think the AVERAGE movie needs to be about an hour and half, but there's so many exceptions to that that there's no sense making it any kind of rule.
Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: RCMerchant on July 26, 2022, 07:20:39 AM
Why is this topic in 'poems'?
Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 26, 2022, 07:48:11 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 26, 2022, 07:20:39 AM
Why is this topic in 'poems'?

Please read the first post.
I didn't notice.
I would say at most
Till you have to p**s.
Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: RCMerchant on July 26, 2022, 07:59:13 AM
Well-!
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm a dumbass
Boo hoo
Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: ER on January 02, 2023, 06:08:41 PM
Length doesn't matter. It's how it uses what it has.
Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: Alex on January 02, 2023, 06:09:53 PM
Quote from: ER on January 02, 2023, 06:08:41 PM
Length doesn't matter. It's how it uses what it has.

I will not make a rude comment, I will not make a rude comment, I will not make a rude comment...  :twirl: :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: ER on January 02, 2023, 07:20:51 PM
Curtsey!
Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: bob on January 02, 2023, 07:50:51 PM
Quote from: ER on January 02, 2023, 06:08:41 PM
Length doesn't matter. It's how it uses what it has.

must not make joke, must not make joke
Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: pacman000 on August 23, 2024, 02:49:46 PM
Editors say cut
All that adds no more story
They've not seen
8mm Star Wars
Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: Trevor on August 23, 2024, 02:58:32 PM
Quote from: bob on January 02, 2023, 07:50:51 PM
Quote from: ER on January 02, 2023, 06:08:41 PMLength doesn't matter. It's how it uses what it has.

must not make joke, must not make joke

😳😂😅😃😃
Title: Re: How Long Should a Movie Be?
Post by: M.10rda on April 04, 2025, 12:13:20 PM
How long should they be?
Just this length and no longer.
Because I said so.

THE IRISHMAN's length
And not one minute more, *COUkil-
-lersofflowermoonGH*

If Lynch: Eighteen hours.
In most other cases, the
Shorter the better!