And of course, it was a man from THAT (https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-man-stolen-vehicle-air-force-base/40699614#) state
QuoteCorey Johnson, 29, from Ocala told deputies he'd taken a Ford F150 without the owner's permission three days before driving to Patrick Space Force Base.
According to deputies, Johnson said he didn't know who owned the vehicle.
Upon investigation, detectives discovered the vehicle was stolen from Riviera Beach.
Brevard County deputies say when Johnson tried to get on the base, he claimed to be warning the government about a fight happening between Chinese dragons and U.S. aliens.