Buy new apricot kernel exfoliating cream.
Remind friend to clean his C-Pap machine hose.
Tell (soon) story of gynecologist's weird story about Amsterdam.
Me:
Call my medical aid to crap on them for not paying for Mom's chronic meds.
Take my car in to have the entertainment unit checked.
Book my driver's license card renewal.
Try not to freak out in Pretoria central.
Somehow strained my back in the shower. Need to take painkillers and lay down a bit.
Quote from: ER on February 06, 2023, 09:39:21 AM
Buy new apricot kernel exfoliating cream.
Remind friend to clean his C-Pap machine hose.
Tell (soon) story of gynecologist's weird story about Amsterdam.
Add:
Hug Bojack's brother for no reason.
Nothing. Eat dinner. Feed the dog. That's it.
Retirement is boring.
Quote from: Allhallowsday on February 06, 2023, 05:22:32 PM
Quote from: ER on February 06, 2023, 09:39:21 AM
Buy new apricot kernel exfoliating cream.
Remind friend to clean his C-Pap machine hose.
Tell (soon) story of gynecologist's weird story about Amsterdam.
Add:
Hug Bojack's brother for no reason.
That is an excellent idea, John. :thumbup:
His name is Skipper, by the way. Skip.
Quote from: ER on February 06, 2023, 10:02:13 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on February 06, 2023, 05:22:32 PM
Quote from: ER on February 06, 2023, 09:39:21 AM
Buy new apricot kernel exfoliating cream.
Remind friend to clean his C-Pap machine hose.
Tell (soon) story of gynecologist's weird story about Amsterdam.
Add:
Hug Bojack's brother for no reason.
That is an excellent idea, John. :thumbup:
His name is Skipper, by the way. Skip.
Skipper. I'll remember. Have a good night.
Go to job
Go to Kroger's.
Hug Skipper
Pay Krav Maga instructor
Read the rest of The Road to Little Dribbling
Quote from: ER on February 07, 2023, 04:08:14 PM
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Hug Skipper
As long as you are inclined, do this every day.
Quote from: ER on February 07, 2023, 04:08:14 PM
... Krav Maga...
Anybody who messes with you just shouldn't.
Work
Bunch of boring tasks
Hug Skipper
Go outside and get yard ready for tonight's impending windstorm.
Find way to get my son excited about his math assignment.
Burden my mom with the news I wish I'd been born Jewish instead.
Hug Skip.
Wait for the fifty-five mile an hour winds forecast.
Bid g'bye to whatever trees the wind topples.
Quote from: ER on February 09, 2023, 09:03:45 AM
Burden my mom with the news I wish I'd been born Jewish instead.
So what she say? :question:
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 09, 2023, 09:05:43 AM
Quote from: ER on February 09, 2023, 09:03:45 AM
Burden my mom with the news I wish I'd been born Jewish instead.
So what she say? :question:
"No you don't. Why do you say things like that? Is this because you been reading that Jewish woman's book and you think she's funny? You used to wish you'd been a pioneer too when you read Little House on the Prairie."
Moms make tough critics.
Find way to get my son excited about his math assignment.
Burden my mom with the news I wish I'd been born Jewish instead.
Hug Skip.
Wait for the fifty-five mile an hour winds forecast.
Bid g'bye to whatever trees the wind topples.
Do all of Alex's housework for him.
Hey, it is worth a try. If it works folks we can work on a schedule that gets ER doing all our household chores for us.
Tell my friend I dreamed she won the lottery.
Run a mile on treadmill.
Beg alms from corporate donor.
Hug Skipper.
Read at least fifty pages in Dan Jones book. (Read twenty-two so far.)
Make appointment for oil change on van.
Fast til sundown since it's Friday.
Get out of doing Alex's housework for him.
Go to work
Get my annual classroom evaluation
Judge History Day Projects
Pay bills
Oil change for my wife's car
Pay for new tire I got last month
Buy cat food
Eat out since it's Friday and payday
Try to finish writing another chapter in my new book
Take Trinity to her horseback riding.
Call my guardedly unrevealing dad about his blood work.
Curse my mortal status.
Do my darndest to catch up on reading my friend's writing.
Play Diz and her friend a couple duels of MTG.
Buy a delivery van---with someone else's funds, whoo-hoo!
Make time for Yoga Wednesday this evening (missed last week).
Today or soon, teach my fourteen year old how to drive, in case the world ends before she's sixteen.
Hose out the dumpster where I "work" or convince someone else to do it. (Hmm, wear short skirt?)
Talk to a Mexican restaurant owner.
Talk to insurance provider.
Talk to an annoying accountant.
Keep an eye on the sky.
Let my husband handle a parent-teacher conference, because the education system brings out my inner nihilist and it usually goes bad when I'm involved.
Run a mile on the treadmill. (Sorry, never been about distance, but I am consistent.)
Watch Young Sheldon and Ghosts tonight f the storms haven't knocked off the power.
What happened to "Hug Skipper"?
Squeeze pimples on bum: day is done 😳😳😉🐢
Quote from: Allhallowsday on February 16, 2023, 12:38:10 PM
What happened to "Hug Skipper"?
That's been promoted from a daily to-do list to lifetime to-do list.
Quote from: ER on February 17, 2023, 06:55:23 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on February 16, 2023, 12:38:10 PM
What happened to "Hug Skipper"?
That's been promoted from a daily to-do list to lifetime to-do list.
Glad to know it.
Read Tyler's college paper.
Read the Sunday Times.
Let Dizzie condition my hair.
Lay our Christmas cinnamon broom to rest in the woods.
Go on YouTube and try to find an old 1980s local radio commercial that's beguiled me in memory: "At Beech-mont Opti-cal....Beech-mont Opti-cal..."
Get dressed.
Go to church.
Take the wife out to eat.
Visit her mom in the nursing home.
Sunday afternoon snuggles.
Clean the house.
Watch THE LAST OF US tonight.
See how high I can place in the weekly Wordscapes tournament.
Turn off my 5:15 AM alarm for tomorrow since I'm off work.
Make no plans and let today surprise me.
Sit out and watch the lightning.
Go on BMDO and quote my youngest, who said today, "Never don't not pee before you get in the car."
Make more time for a friend I miss.
Research whether wearing a green suit into a store would render a shoplifter invisible to security cameras.
Quote from: ER on March 01, 2023, 07:30:46 PM
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Go on BMDO and quote my youngest, who said today, "Never don't not pee before you get in the car."
A wise individual. :thumbup:
Quote from: ER on March 01, 2023, 07:30:46 PM
Make more time for a friend I miss...
Call your friend and tell them you miss them. No one would be displeased to hear that. Unless... your friend doesn't miss you.
Stick pins in a voodoo doll resembling whoever thought up daylight saving time. Aim low while I'm doing it.
Attend my final Monday in uniform.
Take my wife to work. (We are officially a one car family now)
Take my son-in-law to the river.
Get back in time to pick up my wife from work.
Somewhere in there: Go to the bank.
Go to Petco and get cat litter and some crickets for my pet gecko.
Go to the grocery store.
Do laundry from our weekend road trip.
Watch the season finale of THE LAST OF US that we missed last night.
Try not to strangle the auto-electrician who is requiring me to PAY UP FRONT before any work is done on my car :hatred:
Clear all my paperwork out.
Sit and wonder why I am even bothering to attend work when I have no work to do and even if I did, my ability to care has gone.
Invent new ways to motivate my son to find any interest in math. So far open bribery has resulted in a facsimile of caring about it. Wonder if he'd get an A if I let him blow something up?
Quote from: ER on March 15, 2023, 08:48:30 AM
Invent new ways to motivate my son to find any interest in math. So far open bribery has resulted in a facsimile of caring about it. Wonder if he'd get an A if I let him blow something up?
Get him playing D&D with all those shiny, clacky math rocks they throw to play.
(https://i.imgur.com/rnglkIt.jpg)
Alas he shows no interest in "sit down games" and is definitely an action-oriented type, happiest when exerting himself outdoors. He found attending school such a torture I let him go at home through an accredited academy starting a couple years ago, which has worked out much better. (My oldest, who wants to be a doctor, loves going to school---blah---and my youngest prefers it to home school.) Some subjects he likes and excels in, math he resists like a cat would a swimming pool. I don't believe in sticks so I'm having to get creative with my carrots.
Replace the heater on our koi pond.
Deny my oldest's request to paint a second closet black.
Figure out why my headlights are still dimming after a new alternator was put in.
Make strawberry ice cream.