Afrikaans: the only language in the world where you can tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. :teddyr: :teddyr:
I reserve the use of it for email scammers and they thank me for the complimentary language :bouncegiggle:
I speak three languages: English, sarcasm, and profanity. :D
What's that look like? Let me assist you here....
"Salutation, my good sir or madam,
Allow me make my introduction! I am Secretey of Treasury MICHAEL Z. Stone of the nation of United States and I have for you good news to make your life a place of great contentment! Ihave secured $11,000,000,000,000,000 in Unistd States funds, and if you wil provide for me your bank account information...."
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on February 22, 2023, 08:45:25 AM
I speak three languages: English, sarcasm, and profanity. :D
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Quote from: ER on February 22, 2023, 09:08:55 AM
What's that look like? Let me assist you here....
"Salutation, my good sir or madam,
Allow me make my introduction! I am Secretey of Treasury MICHAEL Z. Stone of the nation of United States and I have for you good news to make your life a place of great contentment! Ihave secured $11,000,000,000,000,000 in Unistd States funds, and if you wil provide for me your bank account information...."
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I would reply to that email, reflecting on the sender's family history and relationships with certain animal groups but all in Afrikaans and I don't think scammers are clever enough to use Google Translate 😳😆😆
And I just got another email promising me $$$, lots of it. :teddyr: :teddyr:
QuoteHello Sir/Madam,
I only got your Email contact details from the London Exchange Information On-line Service on my personal programmed search on the internet for a reputable company or individual to assist me sincerely & confidentially which your information & profiles were very satisfactory, so I decided to contact you immediately.
It is my great pleasure to write you this letter. Within the Energy Development Limited where I work as a Director of Audit and Project Implementation, I have in my possession an overdue payment in GBP funds. The said funds represent a certain percentage of the total contract value executed on behalf of my Department by a foreign contracting firm, which, I the official, over-invoiced to the amount of GBP500, 000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds Sterling). Though the actual contract cost has been paid to the original contractor leaving the excess balance unclaimed. Since the present elected Government is determined to pay foreign contractors all debts owed, so as to maintain good relationship with foreign governments and non-government agencies, we included our bills for approvals with the Department of Treasury here in the United kingdom.
I am seeking your assistance to front as beneficiary of the unclaimed funds, since I am not allowed to operate foreign accounts, Details and change of beneficiary information upon application for claim to reflect payment and approvals will be secured on behalf of you/your Company. I have to propose that should you be willing to assist me in this transaction your share as compensation will be (35%), and the balance of (65%) will be for me. The business is completely safe and secure, provided you treat it with Utmost confidentiality. It does not matter whether you/your Company does contract projects, as a transfer of powers will be secured in favor of you/your Company. Also, your area of specialization is not a hindrance to the successful execution of this transaction.
I have reposed my confidence in you and hope that you will not disappoint me.
For more information kindly direct email to: m.lambertiprivatemailbox@gmail.com
Thanks for your cooperation.
Regards,
Mr. Mark Lamberti.
Bunch of schmucks :tongueout: :tongueout:
It has better spelling than the ones I get.
I got another one today asking me to update my Hotmail account so I filled out the form they sent with the filthiest Afrikaans words I know 😳😳😳😁😁
I once sent detailed instructions to a scammer trying to steal my WoW account on the operations required that would allow him to physically go f**k himself up his ass. That might be worth translating. :bouncegiggle: