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Title: The Force Awakens
Post by: ER on April 14, 2023, 09:00:58 AM
I wept when Solo
Died; not for him but for my
Misspent ticket price.
Title: Re: The Force Awakens
Post by: Trevor on April 14, 2023, 09:02:22 AM
Quote from: ER on April 14, 2023, 09:00:58 AM
I wept when Solo
Died; not for him but for my
Misspent ticket price.


I wept not for Han Solo
but for Kathleen Kennedy
messing up my childhood.
Title: Re: The Force Awakens
Post by: Alex on April 14, 2023, 09:38:30 AM
They remade episode four.
Perhaps this plan should have stuck with?
The sequels were terrible.
Title: Re: The Force Awakens
Post by: Gabriel Knight on April 17, 2023, 08:23:56 AM
I actually got spoiled about the death of the character before going to the cinema. The movie was so bad that I couldn't care less, I have to admit. Luckily I had the good sense of never giving them more of my hard-earned money.
Title: Re: The Force Awakens
Post by: ER on April 25, 2023, 04:25:29 PM
These cretins also released the Episode I soundtrack before the film, with song 16 being "Qui-Gon's Funeral." I could've b***hslapped the whole bunch!

In fact here's a fantasy haiku:

All encased in shells
Of frozen carbonite, the
a***oles of Star Wars.
Title: Re: The Force Awakens
Post by: Trevor on April 25, 2023, 04:27:35 PM
These days when I wake up I say "The Force Awakens" and then later "" The force needs 5 more minutes" 😳😳😉
Title: Re: The Force Awakens
Post by: RCMerchant on April 25, 2023, 06:10:02 PM
I weep just because this Star Wars s**t still has a grip on virgin nerd balls.
Title: Re: The Force Awakens
Post by: pacman000 on August 23, 2024, 02:45:39 PM
I knew I was in
For a ride when the Sith stopped
A laser midair
Title: Re: The Force Awakens
Post by: M.10rda on April 04, 2025, 09:34:26 PM
The Force Awakened
But my childhood took a
Permanent dirt nap.