I wept when Solo
Died; not for him but for my
Misspent ticket price.
Quote from: ER on April 14, 2023, 09:00:58 AM
I wept when Solo
Died; not for him but for my
Misspent ticket price.
I wept not for Han Solo
but for Kathleen Kennedy
messing up my childhood.
They remade episode four.
Perhaps this plan should have stuck with?
The sequels were terrible.
I actually got spoiled about the death of the character before going to the cinema. The movie was so bad that I couldn't care less, I have to admit. Luckily I had the good sense of never giving them more of my hard-earned money.
These cretins also released the Episode I soundtrack before the film, with song 16 being "Qui-Gon's Funeral." I could've b***hslapped the whole bunch!
In fact here's a fantasy haiku:
All encased in shells
Of frozen carbonite, the
a***oles of Star Wars.
These days when I wake up I say "The Force Awakens" and then later "" The force needs 5 more minutes" 😳😳😉
I weep just because this Star Wars s**t still has a grip on virgin nerd balls.
I knew I was in
For a ride when the Sith stopped
A laser midair
The Force Awakened
But my childhood took a
Permanent dirt nap.