From the South African B movie
Global Effect (2002)
QuoteDr. Richard Hume: It was a mistake.
Conrad Lee: No doctor, taking a s*** without toilet paper is a mistake. This is a goddamn disaster!
:teddyr: :teddyr:
From THE BIG LEBOWSKI:
"The Dude abides."
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."
Frank Drebin - Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)
Trev I'm just watching MERCENARY FOR JUSTICE which I got after you posted a clip from it the other day... I was waiting for Seagal to say something funny and sure enough he does... eventually
"I guess you could say he had an explosive personality"
...*detonates car bomb*
"Notice I said HAD an explosive personality"
Quote from: zombie no.one on July 30, 2023, 03:13:12 PM
Trev I'm just watching MERCENARY FOR JUSTICE which I got after you posted a clip from it the other day... I was waiting for Seagal to say something funny and sure enough he does... eventually
"I guess you could say he had an explosive personality"
...*detonates car bomb*
"Notice I said HAD an explosive personality"
:teddyr: :teddyr:
That was made in Cape Town: not bad as SS films go and I did a whole review for us here.
At one point, one of the bad guys calls him a "poephol" - Afrikaans for a***ole - and SS wipes the bathroom floor with him :buggedout:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg_oKnEmd1w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg_oKnEmd1w)
heh, that was the clip you posted... I'm now worryingly close to owning EVERY Seagal movie... that's not healthy.
back on track:
Francis: "Why don't you make me?"
PeeWee: "Because I don't make monkeys, I just train them"
EDIT - RIP :bluesad:
Bordering On Bad Behavior
"What's your plan, penis face?"
"I'm going to bed now, dick lick."
This from the Israeli Defence Minister :buggedout: :teddyr:
STATE OF GRACE
"The luckiest day he ever had was when his dog got run over." :buggedout: :wink:
"Lane, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls"
Charles De Mar - Better Off Dead... (1985)
From O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?
"Them sireens done loved him up and turned him into a horny toad!"
And, of course:
"Oh, George, not the livestock!"
Quote from: indianasmith on August 07, 2023, 07:54:45 PM
From O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?
"Them sireens done loved him up and turned him into a horny toad!"
And, of course:
"Oh, George, not the livestock!"
This is one of my least favorite Coen Bros films (several of their others are among my all-time favs). However, even I get a chuckle at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaW0M6V85j8&ab_channel=SupaCreamy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaW0M6V85j8&ab_channel=SupaCreamy)
THE WICKER MAN
"Naturally. It's much too dangerous to jump through a fire with your clothes on." 😳😳😳😉