Inspired by the Talk Like a Pirate Day yesterday, I thought we can create our own stupid and useless days.
Order a Pizza and refuse to pay Day
Walk Like an Egyptian Day
Pull a Ponytail Day
Stick your Finger in the Food of a Stranger Day
Leave one eye closed Day
Fart in a church Day
Blow out a Candle Day
Smoke a Cigarette Day
Talk in reverse Day
Pretend you're Invisible Day
Throw a chicken nugget Day
Don't comb your hair Day
B!tchslap your boss Day
Sit on a cheeseburger Day
Whistle like a bird Day
Kiss your left knee Day
Quote from: claws on September 20, 2023, 01:47:05 AM
Inspired by the Talk Like a Pirate Day yesterday, I thought we can create our own stupid and useless days.
Smoke a Cigarette Day
I do that everyday.
Mess Your Undies Day 😳😉🐢
Call Everyone You Meet "Ace" Day
Tounge Kiss Your Dog Day.
Buy a Book From a Small-Press Publisher Day
Jack Off on Mainstreet Day.
Study Your Naval Day.
Skip a Meal and Feed Someone Hungry Day
Quit Worrying About Your f**king Hair Day
Suck a Dick for Drug Money Day.
Wear sunglasses on your head and go round saying "hey I can't find my sunglasses" Day
Search For Your Hidden Bottle of Booze Day.
(Which I have celebrated at times.)
Design a Ouija Board Day
Introverted Naval Awareness Day
Frame Your Math Teacher Day
Stare At Strangers Day
Love Your Enemy's Spouse Day
Sympathy For the Devil Day
Whack-a-Mohel Day
Smell Like A Bog Day
Invert Your Nipples Day
Drink Out of Your Dog's Dish Day.
Have Sex At Work Day
Watch SCREAM, BLACULA, SCREAM Day.
Stick Your Dick in a Light Socket Day!
Paint your face orange (Donald Trump Appreciation Day)
Talk Like Arnold Schwarzenegger Day
SEXY NOSTRILS APPRECIATION DAY
Quote from: retrorussell on September 20, 2023, 09:32:32 PM
Have Sex At Work Day
I don't want to gross anyone out but I actually did that once 😊
Tibetan Throat Singing Day
Tell Your Kids They're Foundlings Day
Quote from: ER on September 21, 2023, 08:07:54 AM
Tibetan Throat Singing Day
Good one :bouncegiggle:
Red M&M's Appreciation Day
Hug a superlative tree Day
Drive to Memphis Day
Spell 'the' Day
Visit the toilet in a zoo Day
Balance a banana on your nose Day
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 20, 2023, 11:29:06 PM
Stick Your Dick in a Light Socket Day!
Tried that one too: went bald :buggedout: :wink:
Become Aware of Your Own Mortality Day aka Someday You Will Die Day
Look Forward To Outliving Your Enemies Day
Forgive God Day
Skinemax/Cable "After Hours" or "After Dark" Day! Softcore delights late at night!
Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcaHdMd22Wo#)
I Still Can't Find My f**king Wallet Day :hatred: