Blend two movies, add synopsis:
The E.T. Thing (1982)
A research team in Antarctica helps a friendly alien return to his home planet.
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Trongeist (1982)
A computer hacker is pulled into a portal inside his computer, where his only chance of escape is with the help of a Tangina security program.
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Tootsie the Barbarian (1982)
Conan, an unsuccessful Barbarian, disguises himself as a woman in order to destroy savage warlord and sorcerer, Thulsa Doom.
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A Scarface Story (1983)
In the 1980s, a determined Cuban immigrant attempts to convince his cartel that a Red Ryder Range 200 Shot BB gun really is the perfect weapon to kill enemies.
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Christine's Vacation (1983)
The Griswold buy a strange car with an evil mind of its own for a cross-country drive to the Walley World theme park.
Driving Miss Scissorhands
- old woman has her hands replaced by scissors and finds she can no longer drive,so she hires a chauffeur to taxi her around, in exchange for free haircuts.
Backdraft To The Future
- a bunch of firefighters travel through time in their DeLorean truck, to put out blazes that haven't started yet.
Faster, Uncle Buck! Kill! Kill!
- a guy is sent to babysit his brother's kids, and ends up trying to force them to reveal the whereabouts of his brother's hidden fortune
Breakin Beyond the Stars!
A breakdancer must unite a team of oddballs and outcasts to defend the Earth against alien invaders in the ultimate galactic dance off.
Splash - A Cruel Picture
A young idealistic mermaid is thrown into a world of sex trafficking and takes revenge on her land dwelling abusers.
Indiana Jones and the Terminator of Poon (1984)
A soldier is sent from 2029 to 1935 to stop Indiana Jones, who is about to sleep with a young woman the soldier is supposed to impregnate in order to save the future. Or something like that.
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A Karate Kid on Elm Street (1984)
A bullied teenager learns karate after he becomes the target of the spirit of a martial arts master with a bladed glove.
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Beverly Hills Amadeus (1984)
A freewheeling European composer pursuing a career in America finds himself dealing with the very different culture of Beverly Hills.
The Stepford Robocop
a new dimension in law enforcement hits the streets of Stepford, Detroit. but this new officer's somewhat mechanical behaviour makes citizens question if all is really as it seems.
Dirty Harry & The Hendersons.
A tough-as-nails cop is adopted by a family when they find him wandering in the woods. Can they protect each other from a hunter determined to track the policeman down?
Fatal Dancing (1987)
Spending the summer at a Catskills resort, Alex "Nuts" Forrest has a one-night stand with the camp's dance instructor, Johnny Castle.
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Three Men and a Baby from Eastwick (1987)
Jack and his friends, Peter and Michael have their wishes granted, a baby, when a mysterious and flamboyant man arrives in their lives.
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Moonraiser (1987)
Loretta Castorini, a bookkeeper from Brooklyn, New York, finds herself in a difficult situation when she resurrects her fiancé's dead brother with a mysterious puzzle box.
The Wild Zombie Holocaust Geese
A flock of wild geese are eaten by rabid zombies and their remains take on humanity by flocking and biting them to death. 😳
Quote from: claws on December 22, 2023, 01:05:56 AM
A Karate Kid on Elm Street (1984)
A bullied teenager learns karate after he becomes the target of the spirit of a martial arts master with a bladed glove.
Fun Fact:
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Fatso Blob -
A space gelatinous blob monster has to go on a diet from human flesh after his brother dies at an early age.
Quote from: claws on December 22, 2023, 03:59:29 AM
Moonraiser (1987)
Loretta Castorini, a bookkeeper from Brooklyn, New York, finds herself in a difficult situation when she resurrects her fiancé's dead brother with a mysterious puzzle box.
These have all been good but this one wins it. I honestly want to see Nicolas Cage make this one.
RONNY: Chrissy, over by the wall, bring me the big meathook.
CHRISSY: No, Ronny.
RONNY: Bring me the big hook!
CHRISSY: I won't do it, Ronny!
Ronny unleashes an unearthly shriek, crawls into a hole in the wall, leaving a trail of gore behind him.CHRISSY: This is the most tormented man I have ever known. I'm in love with this man, but he doesn't know that, 'cause I never told him, 'cause he could never love anybody since he lost his girl and his skin.
Apollo Creed 13.
Rocky Balboa returns when the son of his former rival/best friend gets into trouble when a mission to hold the first boxing match in space goes wrong.
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Quote from: M.10rda on December 22, 2023, 08:57:32 AM
Quote from: claws on December 22, 2023, 03:59:29 AM
Moonraiser (1987)
Loretta Castorini, a bookkeeper from Brooklyn, New York, finds herself in a difficult situation when she resurrects her fiancé's dead brother with a mysterious puzzle box.
These have all been good but this one wins it. I honestly want to see Nicolas Cage make this one.
RONNY: Chrissy, over by the wall, bring me the big meathook.
CHRISSY: No, Ronny.
RONNY: Bring me the big hook!
CHRISSY: I won't do it, Ronny!
Ronny unleashes an unearthly shriek, crawls into a hole in the wall, leaving a trail of gore behind him.
CHRISSY: This is the most tormented man I have ever known. I'm in love with this man, but he doesn't know that, 'cause I never told him, 'cause he could never love anybody since he lost his girl and his skin.
:bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
Quote from: Cult_Moody_Movies on December 22, 2023, 07:16:22 AM
Quote from: claws on December 22, 2023, 01:05:56 AM
A Karate Kid on Elm Street (1984)
A bullied teenager learns karate after he becomes the target of the spirit of a martial arts master with a bladed glove.
Fun Fact:
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Oh wow. I wasn't even aware of this.
Corncob of the Nerds (1984)
A young couple is trapped in a remote town inhabited by a group of nerds. They believe that everyone over age 18 must endure a mild ass paddling with a corncob.
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Weird Science Witness (1985)
While protecting an Amish boy - who is the sole witness to a brutal murder - a detective uses a computer program to create the perfect woman.
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Stand by the Goonies (1986)
A group of young misfits called The Goonies find a map that shows the location of the dead body of a missing boy.
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One Fly on Blue Velvet (1986)
The discovery of a human ear found in a field leads a young man on an investigation related to a brilliant but eccentric scientist, Seth Brundle.
Quote from: claws on December 22, 2023, 01:05:56 AM
A Karate Kid on Elm Street (1984)
A bullied teenager learns karate after he becomes the target of the spirit of a martial arts master with a bladed glove.
I think they already covered that in Elm St 4
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^^ that's what I was thinking but couldn't remember which sequel it was
Quote from: LilCerberus on December 22, 2023, 01:27:11 PM
Quote from: claws on December 22, 2023, 01:05:56 AM
A Karate Kid on Elm Street (1984)
A bullied teenager learns karate after he becomes the target of the spirit of a martial arts master with a bladed glove.
I think they already covered that in Elm St 4
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I knew that, but I was thinking about the original Karate Kid with Ralph Macchio, as a mash-up with the first Elm Street movie. The karate guy in part 4 is just a side character.
Pee-Wee's Big Armageddon
Pee Wee Herman has his prized asteroid stolen and jets around the solar system trying to locate it. hilarity ensues
The Italian Blob
mutant jelly goes after gold being transported through the streets of Turin. hilarity ensues
Scent of a Candyman (1992)
The Candyman, a murderous soul with a hook for a hand, is accidentally summoned to reality by a blind, highly decorated Vietnam War veteran who has become a cantankerous alcoholic.
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A River Runs Through Wayne's World (1992)
Two slacker friends run a public-access cable show in Aurora, Illinois while devoted to fly fishing.
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Honey, I Blew Up Encino Man (1992)
The Szalinski family is back, this time hilarious disaster strikes when an experiment causes a frozen caveman found in their backyard to grow many stories tall.
Kramer Vs. Dracula
the drawn-out divorce proceedings of an everyday couple who split up due to irreconcilable blood types
Die Fast & Furious & Hard.
A porno shoot at a car dealership is the target of a terrorist takeover. Can maverick cop John McLayen unravel the bad guys plot and shag, save the day?
Shame it is two movies and not 3 or I'd have added Gone In 60 Seconds to the mix.
Stop! Or My Mom Will Make An American Quilt
mother-and-son cop team decide to tie the knot when she discovers she is pregnant.
:buggedout:
Logan's Marathon (1976)
A police officer in the future uncovers the deadly secret of a cryogenically frozen Nazi war criminal who is trying to retrieve smuggled diamonds.
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Close Encounters at the Hills That Have Eyes (1977)
Roy Neary, an Indiana electric lineman, finds his quiet and ordinary daily life turned upside down after his truck breaks down in a closed for public mountain area where government specialists are trying to communicate with UFOs while being attacked by cannibalistic savages.
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The Spy Who Loved Annie Hall (1977)
James Bond, a secret agent, reflects on his relationship with ex-lover Annie Hall, an aspiring nightclub singer, which ended abruptly because of his mission to find a vanished missle.
District The Menu 9
Aliens come to Earth and set up a restaurant where humans are the speciality of the house 😋
Paper Moon Exorcist (1973)
During the Great Depression, a con man finds himself saddled with a young girl who may or may not be possessed by a mysterious entity.
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Enter the Wicker Man (1973)
A puritan police sergeant travels to an island fortress to spy on a pagan clan, under the guise of attending a fighting tournament.
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The Amityville Warriors (1979)
A street gang known as The Warriors must fight their way from the Bronx to their home turf on Long Island when they are accused of murdering the DeFeo family in Amityville.
Raising Cain Arizona
An unstable child psychologist obsesses over a having a child of his own, he helps himself to another family's quintuplets but the cast zany cast of characters in a head have other ideas.
Forbidden Dance Planet
A group of astronauts travel to a distant world & meet a scene stealing robot who challenges them to a dance contest with a beautiful amazon princess who only knows one move
Pretty in Aliens (1986)
A poor girl must choose between the affections of dating her childhood sweetheart or re-establish contact with a terraforming colony missing on some creepy Alien planet.
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Peggy Sue Got Married to Howard the Duck (1986)
Peggy Sue finds herself transported back to the days of her senior year in high school, where she meets and falls in love with an alien battling humanoid Duck.
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Ferris Bueller's 9½ Weeks Off (1986)
A popular high school student, admired by his peers, decides to take 9½ Weeks off from school and gets involved with a woman he barely knows. Complications develop during their sexual escapades.
Ernest Saves Christmas From Hell -
Ernest is up to crazy antics yet again but this time he must save the holiday season from Jack the Ripper!
2,000 Mules For Sister Sara
A nun who may not be what she seams enlists the aid of a gunfighter to convince the world that France won the Mexican revolution
Ghost Crow Rider
A dead rock star & a burning skeleton take turns looking cool on their bikes, making intimidating quips & hypnotizing bad guys into feeling the pain of all their victims
Mary Poppenheimer
Hired by an uptight banker, an English nanny helps his children test an atomic bomb on London
Your Vice Is A Locked Room And Only Paul Blart: Mall Cop Has The Key
routine poliziotteschi.
Quote from: zombie no.one on December 26, 2023, 07:14:57 AM
Your Vice Is A Locked Room And Only Paul Blart: Mall Cop Has The Key
routine poliziotteschi.
New winner.
This is one of the best threads I've ever seen on this site. You've al done well!
Quote from: zombie no.one on December 26, 2023, 07:14:57 AM
Your Vice Is A Locked Room And Only Paul Blart: Mall Cop Has The Key
routine poliziotteschi.
We have a winner 🤣🤣
Quote from: zombie no.one on December 26, 2023, 07:14:57 AM
Your Vice Is A Locked Room And Only Paul Blart: Mall Cop Has The Key
routine poliziotteschi.
a winner :teddyr:
(have never seen either movie)
The Seventh Seal On Elm Street
The ghost of a serial killer wakes up in black & white, totally screwing with the stripes one his sweater, when he meets Death & learns that playing chess is difficult when one of your hands is a claw.....
The Secret of My N.I.M.H Success
A small town genetically engineered mouse goes to the big city to gain up the corporate ladder to help save his family farm.
Troll 2: The New Batch (1990)
The Nilbog Goblins are back, and this time, they've taken control of a New York City media mogul's high-tech skyscraper.
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Jacob's Lionheart (1990)
A Vietnam War veteran begins participating in underground street fights in order to uncover his past while suffering from a severe case of diarrhea.
Quote from: claws on December 26, 2023, 04:24:09 PM
Quote from: zombie no.one on December 26, 2023, 07:14:57 AM
Your Vice Is A Locked Room And Only Paul Blart: Mall Cop Has The Key
routine poliziotteschi.
a winner :teddyr:
(have never seen either movie)
I'd say one of them is worth watching :)
The Brokedown Palace Mechanic
Drug smugglers and a killer for hire join forces to start a car fixing business.
Resident Honeymooners
A grouchy New York City bus driver survives the zombie apocalypse after his henpecking wife is replaced with a hoard of gun toting, trigger happy clones.
Gone In Se7en Seconds.
A serial killer must steal a bunch of cars in order to save his younger brother, while also trying to complete his 'masterpiece' of killing people according to the seven deadly sins.
Weekend of the Living Dead at Bernie's.
When their corrupt boss is murdered by a mafia hitman and then returns as a flesh-eating zombie, a pair of hapless employees must try to prevent him munching on a load of party guests who seem unable to notice his undead condition.
Revenge of the Creature Nerds -
The new nerdy Gill Men students go to a college but are soon not welcomed by the jocks and high class elites. The Gill Men soon take their on the detractors for respect that brings terror and laughter.
It Conquered The World From Beneath The Sea
Every twenty-seven years, a group of children must protect the earth from a giant squid that sends out bats to take over people's minds.
It! The Terror from Beyond Space
Returning from a mission to Mars, a group of childhood friends discover their ship has picked up an evil clown
Clueless Showgirls (1995)
Shallow, rich and socially successful Cher arrives in Las Vegas, Nevada to become a matchmaking dancer.
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Die Hard with Species (1995)
John McClane and a Harlem store owner are targeted by a killer alien seductress who wants to mate with humans.
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The Bad Boys in the Cupboard (1995)
On his ninth birthday, Omri receives an old cupboard from his brother. The next morning, he discovers two tiny detectives inside the cupboard investigating a case of stolen heroin. Omri closes and locks the cupboard and decides to keep it a secret.
Batman: The Winged Serpent
superhero with an identity crisis fights crime while attacking people.
A Nightmare On Elm Street 67: Freddy Vs The Creature With The Blue Hand
A Sound of Thunder Freedom -
A U.S. government agent goes to the past to stop a Dinosaur child trafficking ring.
Paddington: Portrait Of A Serial Killer
marmalade sandwiches left at the scene of various brutal murders implicate a rather unlikely suspect
The Wolverine of Wall Street (2013)
The story of Wolverine, a wealthy superhero stockbroker who gets embroiled in a conspiracy involving yakuza, mutants and the federal government.
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The Gravity Conjuring (2013)
Paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren travel into space to help a female astronaut terrorized by a dark presence in her capsule.
The Adventures of the American Gigolo Rabbit -
An average ordinary escort service rabbit gains Americana themed superpowers however he is suddenly blamed for a crime he didn't commit.
Godzilla Follows (2014)
A young woman is followed by a monstrous creature after a sexual encounter.
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Fifty Shades of Knock Knock (2015)
Billionaire Christian Grey's life changes forever when two stranded young women knock on his door.
Sons of Casablanca
Laurel & Hardy are business men in North Africa. They tell their wives they're going to the health club each night, but in reality they're going to the local nightclub. Hilarity ensues when they get caught up in a spy plot. Will the local commissioner tell their wives what they've been up to?
SILENCE OF THE LAMBCHOP
(not mine)
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Hidden Suicide Squad Figures (2016)
The story of a task force team of female African-American mathematicians on a mission to save the world from the apocalypse.
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Deadpool Arrival (2016)
A linguist works with the military to communicate with a wisecracking mercenary who has become immortal and hideously scarred.
The Incredible Melting Mary Poppins
children's nanny has difficulty staying solid, and not killing people.
Blade Twilight.
Sparkly vampires vs Blade. Gives a better cinematic ending than either series got (guessing on Twilight here as I didn't actually watch the last few movies. The couple I did see were bad enough though).
When Harry Met the Little Mermaid... (1989)
Harry and Arielle have known each other for years, and are very good friends, but they fear Marine pollution would ruin the friendship.
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Indiana Jones and the Last Pet Sematary (1989)
While pursuing the Holy Grail, a grieving Indiana Jones discovers an ancient burial ground with the power to raise his dead father.
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Sex, Lies, and Cyborgs (1989)
A sexually repressed woman's husband is having an affair with her plague-infested sister. The arrival of a martial artist with a rather unusual fetish changes everything.
Apollo 13½ Weeks
Houston we have a problem. a sexy problem.
Just One of the Goonies (1985)
Terry feels discriminated against when the Goonies select two guys as new club members. She decides to do something about it. She dresses like a guy and gets a haircut. Will the Goonies notice?
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Goonies Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
After being exiled from the most advanced town in post apocalyptic Oregon, the Goonies rebel against the town's queen.
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The New Goonies (1985)
The Goonies arrive in a small town to help their relatives run an amusement park, and they find the town is terrorized by a local street gang.
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Goonies in Dinosaur Valley (1985)
A small plane carrying the Goonies crashes in the Amazon jungle, and the survivors must battle their way through cannibals, wild animals, and slave traders.
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The Goonies Club (1985)
The Goonies meet in Saturday detention and discover they have less in common than they thought.
Octofinger
Bond's weirdest assignment yet.
Quote from: zombie no.one on January 13, 2024, 04:45:33 PM
Octofinger
Bond's weirdest assignment yet.
Sounds like a villain from deepest Norfolk with 8 fingers on one hand. :bouncegiggle:
hah yes... played by Bernard Matthews (rip)
also Bond would have to crack a pun about the 'Norfolk broads'
Never Say Valley Girl Again (1983)
A S.P.E.C.T.R.E. agent has stolen, like, two nuclear warheads, and Julie, a girl from the valley, totally finds the target: the Sherman Oaks Galleria, ya know?
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Mr. Cujo (1983)
After he's suddenly laid off, a man switches roles with his dog. The man becomes a stay-at-home dog, guarding the house and sleeping in the yard, and the dog finds a job as a cashier. Hilarity ensues when the man is bitten by a bat with rabies.
Dead Poet's Saw-Society
A time-traveling Jigsaw strikes in 1959 at an exclusive New England prep school.
Eternal Sunshine of the Shining Mind
The Shining is retold from Jack's perspective as he signs up to chemically forget the time he tried to murder his whole family.
Pandora's Boxing Helena
Silent film star Louise Brooks is CGI'd into a remake of the beloved 1993 wince-fest.
Conan the Producer
Everyone's favorite barbarian heads to Broadway to produce the musical Springtime for Crom.
The Longest Day the Earth Stood Still
Aliens hit the beach at Normandy.
Immadeus
The story of how Kanye West and came to realize he was a god....with a soundtrack by Mozart!
Brokeback to the Future
Marty McFly must make sure his closeted Uncle Ennis takes a summer job on a remote western ranch in 1955, lest the entire future be scrambled.
Dances With Wolverine
Lonely frontier cavalry officer passes the time on the prairie by learning to dance in the company of MCU star Wolverine. A tender love story.
Honey I Shrunk The Incredible Hulk
"don't make me angry... you literally cannot see me when I'm angry"
A giant kaiju fakes insanity and gets committed to a mental ward.
Godzilla minus One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Enter the Double Dragon
Bruce Lee clears the board.
Little Women of Sin City
The March sisters take over some turf.
Mr. Holland's Oppenheimer
Music teacher travels to New Mexico to record a sound loud enough for his deaf son to hear.
It Follows IT
A shape-shifting fan of chastity murderously tracks Pennywise after the clown gets lucky on a hot date.
Bohemian Ratatouille
Hijinks ensue when restaurateur Freddie Mercury hires a rat as his chef.
Sister Action Jackson
Revenge-fueled Detroit cop disguised as a singing nun stalks his enemies.
Forbidden Planet of the Apes
The simians of Earth discover Altair IV's deep dark secret....there are no bananas in space.
Good Will Deer Hunter
A South Boston savant takes that NSA job after all, and six brutal flashbacks and 200 f-words later, we learn how he acquired PTSD.(Spoiler: "It's not your fault.")
Quote from: Evelyn Morgan on January 18, 2024, 09:20:18 AM
It Follows IT
A shape-shifting fan of chastity murderously tracks Pennywise after the clown gets lucky on a hot date.
I'd watch that.
The Saltburning
A student at Oxford University finds himself drawn into the world of a charming and aristocratic classmate, who invites him to an upstate New York summer camp for a summer never to be forgotten.
Little Orphan Annie Hall
Woody Allen's heart wants a singing red-haired orphan.
The Quiet Repo Man
After accidentally killing a client and fleeing to Ireland, stoical repo man John Wayne vows to never repossess a car again.
The Last Rocky Horror Picture Show
Horny kids in 1950s Texas don drag and head to the cinema to do the Time Warp.
Butterfield 8 Mile
Eminem pursues hip-hop fame while pimping Liz Taylor by night.
Friday the 13th Warrior
Vikings versus Jason beside a crystal-clear lake.
When Dirty Harry Met Sally
Hardboiled detective and talkative girl next door on cross-country road trip find romance.
Drag Me To Hello Dolly
After refusing a loan to a mysterious customer, a bank teller finds herself dragged in unholy retribution to a showing of Hello Dolly. The horror just mounts, folks.
Seven Kidnapped Brides For Seven Brothers.
Some lonely brothers kidnap women from the local town, then hole up with them over the winter. As Stockholm syndrome sets in, can the women avoid believing that they have fallen in love with their captors?
Oh wait, that is the original plot still.
Weekend At Saltbernie's
When a posh Oxford party boy is murdered at his country estate, his friends are too busy livin' large with his remains to notice.
12 Angry Men in Black
A secret organization that monitors extraterrestrial interactions on Earth is frustrated by a single member, whose skeptical caution forces them to more carefully monitor the aliens before jumping to conclusions.
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Singin' in the Devil's Rain
A silent film star and his screen partner are trying to join a satanic cult, unaware that they kill people with acid rain.
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West Side NeverEnding Story
Two youngsters from rival New York City gangs fall in love and dive into a wondrous fantasy world through the pages of a mysterious book.
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Barbierella
In the 41st century, Barbie partakes in sexy misadventures while seeking to stop Ken, who threatens to destroy the galaxy with atomic bombs.
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It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Jurassic World
A group of motorists race across the state to find a hidden stash of loot in a theme park of genetically modified hybrid dinosaurs.
The Godfather of the Bride
Don Vito Corleone, head of a mafia family, finds himself reluctant to let go with his oldest daughter's wedding approaching.
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Willy Wonka & the Match Factory Girl
A woman's terribly dull life is upended by a one-night stand with Willy Wonka inside a mysterious chocolate factory.
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The Towering Green Inferno
During a "Save the Rain Forest!" charity celebration deep in the Amazons, a massive fire breaks out that threatens to destroy an angry cannibal tribe's village.
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Alice in Wonderland Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Nineteen-year-old Alice is leaving Wonderland, determined to make a new life for herself as a singer.
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Seance on a Wet Dog Day Afternoon
A medium and her husband stage a bank robbery in order to pretend to solve the crime and achieve fame, but the supposedly uncomplicated heist suddenly becomes a bizarre nightmare as everything that could go wrong does.
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It's Staying Alive
Tony Manero's Saturday Night Fever is still burning. Now he's strutting toward his biggest challenge yet: succeeding as a father of a monster baby with a nasty habit of killing people.
JoJo Rabbit Your Life Is Calling
First film in a planned trilogy, in which the titular character, a comatose standup, recalls his misadventures in Nazi Germany.
Who Framed JoJo Rabbit
The middle opus of the triology sees still coma-bound stand-up comic JoJo Rabbit reflect on his life amid a society of toons in the 1940s.
Clash of the Titanic
The true story of how the doomed liner sank. (Spoiler, it ran into the Kraken!)
The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
Margaret Dashwood sees dead people...everywhere, til kindly alienist Bruce Willis tells her that's normal since it's 1999 and she's a ghost herself.
Stranger Than Pulp Fiction
Two mob hitmen, a boxer, a gangster and his wife, and a pair of diner bandits suddenly find their mundane life to be the subject of narration only they can hear: narration that begins to affect their entire existence, from their work to their love life to their death.
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The Dead Silence of the Lambs
A young F.B.I. cadet's investigation in a serial killer case leads her to the ghost of a ventriloquist named Mary Shaw, who seems to have ties to Hannibal Lecter.
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Eyes Wide Shut In
A Manhattan doctor embarks on a bizarre, night-long odyssey to rural New England, where his wife is trapped in a deadly winter storm.
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Romancing the Tombstone
A mousy romance novelist sets off for Arizona to ransom her kidnapped sister, and soon finds herself in the middle of a wedding disrupted by members of an outlaw gang called the Cowboys.
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There's No Business Like the Truman Show Business
Meryl and Truman Donahue, plus their three children, are The Five Donahues. The family act begins to fall apart when Truman discovers his whole life is actually a reality TV show.
FROM INVICTUS HELL
A diabolical killer comes to South Africa in the 2000s to make a terrible movie about a huge nation building event in this country's history 😉*
*And one in which Trevor assisted on 😳😉
Mean Girls, Interrupted
A homeschooled teenage girl from Africa is rushed to a mental institution after a bad culture shock experience. There, she befriends a group of troubled girls called The Plastics.
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Eternal Sunshine of the Beautiful Mind
A brilliant but asocial mathematician accepts secret work in cryptography. His life takes a turn for the nightmarish after he undergoes a medical procedure to erase his memories of cryptography before finishing his work in cryptography.
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30 Days of Boogie Nights
After an Alaskan town is plunged into darkness for a month, it is visited by an idealistic porn producer looking for new talent for his next adult feature film.
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Terminator: Donnie Darko Fate
Donnie Darko and Sarah Connor must stop an advanced liquid man in a large rabbit suit who manipulates people to commit a series of crimes.
White Noise Christmas
A successful song-and-dance team become obsessed with speaking to the dead from beyond the grave.
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Dial M for Murder on the Orient Express
A former tennis star arranges the murder of his adulterous wife, who is traveling on a transcontinental luxury train with her new lover, Hercule Poirot.
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The African Queen of the Damned
In WWI East Africa, a gin-swilling ex-vampire riverboat captain is persuaded by a strait-laced English missionary to wake up the queen of all vampires.
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Peter Pan's Labyrinth
During the early Francoist period, Wendy escapes from her sadistic Stepfather and joins Peter Pan on a mission through an eerie fantasy world ruled by child-eating monsters.
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The Bad Seed of Chucky
Rhoda Penmark seems like your average, sweet eight-year-old girl. After her rival at school dies in mysterious circumstances at the school picnic, her Stepmother starts to suspect that Rhoda's real parents are Chucky and Tiffany.
RIDE THE HIGH MARIJUANA COUNTRY
Two aging cowboys strike it rich in the weed business 😉
The Neverending Christmas Story
Every TV set in the world is stuck on TBS' annual Christmas Story marathon, which runs with no end in sight. Insanity, war, and widespread penguin abuse ensue.
The Star Wars Christmas Special Turkey Shoot.
Everyone involved in the making of the Star Wars Xmas Special is rounded up and let loose on an island where people who actually watched the damn thing are allowed to come and hunt them. Points and prizes are awarded for especially creative kills as the targets try to escape their prison.
There is of course, no escape.
500 Days of Midsommar
After being dumped by the girl he believes to be his soulmate, hopeless romantic Tom Hansen travels to a rural Swedish mid-summer festival to find new love.
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Kong: Shutter Island
Two US marshals are sent to an asylum on a remote island in order to investigate the disappearance of a patient, but venture into the domain of the mighty Kong instead.
High Nun
In the center of town at the stroke of twelve-noon, Gary Cooper must gunfight the entity from The Nun.
Gone Girl with the Wind
A sheltered and manipulative Southern belle disappears, turning the spotlight on her husband Rhett when it's suspected that he may not be innocent.
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The Jungle Notebook
A man-cub named Mowgli reads to a bear with dementia the story of two young lovers whose romance is threatened by Lymphatic Filariasis.
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Twilights Out
Bella must unlock the terror behind Edward's experiences that once tested her sanity, bringing her face to face with a supernatural spirit attached to her father.
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Requiem for a Little Dream
An accident puts the consciousness of television addicted Sara Goldfarb into the body of heroin addict Marion. The problem? Marion is the girlfriend of her drug addicted son Harry.
Renaissance: A Serbian Film by Beyoncé
Beyoncé agrees to participate in an "art concert film", only to discover that she has been drafted into making a pedophilia and necrophilia themed concert snuff film.
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End of Baywatch
Shot documentary-style, this film follows the daily grind of two young Lifeguards in Florida who are partners and friends, and what happens when they meet criminal forces that threaten the future of the bay.
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Super 8 Mario Bros.
During the summer of 1979, Mario and Luigi witness a train crash and investigate subsequent unexplained events in their parallel dimension.
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Annabelle and the King
The terrifying story between the King of Siam and a demonic vintage doll, Annabelle, during the 1860s.
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The Hills Have Popeyes
A traveling family discover a Popeyes restaurant in a desert far away from civilization.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolat Factory
Wonka's French facility is upset when a mysterious woman and her daughter come to work there.
The Exorcist: Justin Bieber's Believe
The backstage and on-stage exorcism of Justin Bieber during his rise to super stardom.
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A Good Groundhog Day to Die Hard
John McClane travels to Punxsutawney for the annual Groundhog Day event, but discovers that a CIA operative is working undercover as a Weatherman, planning to kill Groundhog Phil.
The Iron Giant Giant
The Iron Giant is CGI'd in to fill out James Dean's unfinished scenes in Giant.
9 1/2 Weeks of 10
Documentary about the making of the 1980 Bo Derek whank-flick 10.
Shelia Levine is Dead and Living in New Jack City
Whiny Jewish girl misreads a lease and winds up living in a gangsta-filled hell-hole...but not for long.
The Warriors Take Manhattan
A double feature, The Warriors re-made with muppets, and The Muppets Take Manhattan re-made with the cast of The Warriors.
Sergeant Pepper's Wild at Heart Club Band
When the Bee Gees emerge from prison, a vengeful mother hires a hit man to end disco once and for all.
Tinker Taylor Swift Soldier Spy
MI6 hires the pop starlet to ferret out a mole amid neo-Cold War tensions.
Immalei
Kanye West takes on Audrey Tautou's role in a re-telling of the 2000s classic Amelie.
Masters of the Monsters University
Heroic warrior He-Man enrolls in the scaring program at Monsters University in order to battle evil lord Skeletor.
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The Panic Room
A divorced woman and her diabetic daughter take refuge in their newly-purchased house's safe room when an amiable banker breaks-in, searching for his deceitful fiancée's new lover.
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House of Gucci Wax
A group of teens stranded near the Gucci Wax museum must fight evil socialite Patrizia Reggiani, who is planning to murder her ex-husband, Maurizio Gucci.
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Wild Wild West Side Story
Two teenage street gangs of different ethnic backgrounds must save the President from the clutches of a diabolical, wheelchair-bound, steampunk-savvy, Confederate scientist.
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Tom & Jerry Maguire
When a sports agent has a moral epiphany and is fired for expressing it, he decides to put his new philosophy to the test as an independent cat shelter owner.
Fellowship of the Ringu
The fellowship acquires a deadly new foe in the form of an insatiably evil Japanese revenant.
THE KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON
Two hitmen take down an oil gang and then moon the audience with their flower tattoos on their backsides 😳😉
The Princess Bride of Frankenstein
A bedridden boy's grandfather reads him the story of a mad scientist who builds his monster a mate.
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The Full Metal Monty Jacket
Six unemployed steelworkers form a male striptease act and visit a brutal boot camp to entertain the soldiers.
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The Running Rain Man
In a dystopian America, a falsely convicted autistic-savant man must battle killers for his freedom.
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Man of Steel Magnolias
A small group of women is taking turns dating a man from Krypton.
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The Naked Top Gun
A daring young pilot learns from a police detective that flying in the nude can be fun.
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The Evil Dead Poets Society
A teacher returns to a boarding school where he was once a star student, reading poetry from the book of the dead to embolden his pupils to new heights of self-mutilation.
In the Apocalypse Army Now
Two misguided youths join the reserves, but no sooner than they finish basic training are they called up to assassinate a renegade Special Forces Colonel who sees himself as a god.
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Promising Young Frankenstein Woman
A young woman, traumatized by a tragic event in her past, seeks out vengeance against those who crossed her path by creating a monster out of dead body parts.
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Carrie on Emmannuelle
The beautiful and sex-starved Emmannuelle just cannot inflame her husband's ardour. In frustration she seduces a shy, friendless teenage girl with telekinetic powers.
Clash of the Titanics
One night, making waves in the waters of the North Atlantic, came a North-Going ocean liner and a South-Going ocean liner. And it happened that both of them came to a place where they bumped together.
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Wild at Braveheart
Scottish warrior William Wallace and girlfriend Lula run from King Edward I of England that Lula's mom has hired to kill William.
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American History Pie X
Four teenage neo-Nazi boys go to prison after sticking their weiners in pies. Upon their release, they vow to change.
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2001: A Office Space Odyssey
Three company workers who hate their jobs decide to uncover a mysterious artifact buried beneath the Lunar surface.
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From Dusk Till Dawn of Justice
Two criminals and their hostages unknowingly seek temporary refuge in a truck stop owned by Lex Luthor, with chaotic results when Batman and Superman show up.
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A Few Good Grumpy Old Men
A lifelong feud between two lawyer neighbors since childhood only gets worse when they defend a new female neighbor accused of murder.
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A Rumble in the Bronx Tale
Intense drama about a boy torn between helping his uncle fight a street gang with his martial art skills, or to join a violent yet charismatic crime boss' mob.
The Clan of the Cocaine Cave Bear
A young Cro-Magnon woman learns how to make cocaine and feeds it to a cave bear.
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The Manhattan Witch Project
A high school prodigy builds an atomic bomb with stolen plutonium to blow up a local witch.
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Agnes of God Must Be Crazy
When a naive novice nun is discovered balancing an empty coke bottle on her head, a court-appointed psychiatrist investigates her case.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Chainsaw Massacre
(self explanatory)
2001: A Space Jam
Three hours of classical music and cartoon characters playing basketball.
Thor: Love Actually and Thunder
Follows the lives of eight superheroes in dealing with their love lives in various loosely interrelated tales, all set during Thor's fight against Gorr the God Butcher.
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Rock 'n' Roll High School of Rock
After being kicked out of his rock band, Dewey Finn becomes the new principal of Vince Lombardi High School, only to try and turn a class into a rock band, with help from the Ramones.
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ZombieLaLaLand
A pianist and an actress fall in love while attempting to trek across a zombie-filled America.
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I Am the Legend of Tarzan
Years after a plague kills most of humanity and transforms the rest into monsters, sole survivor Tarzan doesn't even notice, living deep in the jungle all by himself.
King Kong Escapes From the Planet Of the Apes
The Wolf Man Who Could Work Miracles
Earth vs the Spider baby
The Benny Hur Show
After he is betrayed by a friend & put on a slave ship, a middle-aged Englishman set out on a hilarious (and sometimes, gratuitously bawdy) quest to get home, only to find himself being chased by a crowd through the English countryside.
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The Clan of the Cocaine Cave Bear
A young Cro-Magnon woman learns how to make cocaine and feeds it to a cave bear.
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The Manhattan Witch Project
A high school prodigy builds an atomic bomb with stolen plutonium to blow up a local witch.
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Agnes of God Must Be Crazy
When a naive novice nun is discovered balancing an empty coke bottle on her head, a court-appointed psychiatrist investigates her case.
😂😂😂😂😄😄😄
King Kong Lives Free or Dies Hard
John McClane and a young hacker join forces to take down King Kong wreaking havoc in Washington D.C.
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Surf Nazis Must Die Hard with a Vengeance
John McClane and a Harlem store owner join forces to take down neo-Nazi surf punks in the post-apocalyptic future.
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Final Destination Exam
A psycho killer shows up at a high school to slash up a group of students who survived a doomed airliner.
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He Knows You're Home Alone
An eight-year-old troublemaker, mistakenly left home alone, is being stalked upon by a serial killer.
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Tucker and Dale vs New Year's Evil
During a New Year's Eve celebration, hillbillies Tucker and Dale receive a phone call saying that when New Year's strikes in each time zone, someone will be murdered - and they will be the last ones.
Strangers On A Planes, Trains & Automobiles....
When two strangers strike up a conversation on a diverted airline, they agree kill each other's relatives....
But first, they must travel cross country by land, running into one hilarious situation after another as they try to put up with each other...
The Wild Brady Bunch
The Lovely Lady and her fellow form a gang in the Old West, along with a stone cold psycho killer named Alice.
Natural Born Minions
minions go round killing people, the end.
The Sexy Beast Must Die
Six guests are invited to Tom Newcliffe's mansion, where he will spend a weekend deducing which one of them is Ray Winstone.
Bird Boxing Helena
Five years after an ominous, unseen presence drives most of society to suicide, a woman desperate to reach safety is captured by a mad surgeon who removes all her limbs.
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The Cutting Edge of Tomorrow
A figure skater and a former hockey player attempt to win the Olympic Gold Medal as a figure skating pairs team but relive the same day over and over again, the day restarting every time the hockey player falls on his butt during training.
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Surviving the Hunger Game
After surviving the hunger games, Katniss Everdeen is hired as a survival guide for a group of wealthy businessmen on a hunting trip in the mountains, unaware that she is their new prey.
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Booty Call Me by Your Name
In 1980s Italy, romance blossoms between a seventeen-year-old student and two friends who have gone too long without sex, setting out to get some.
The Last Temptation of Jason
As he lies dying, Jason Voorhees is given a choice by the devil: stay dead and go home to Hell, or return for yet another sequel.
Road House Party
A bouncer is hired to clean up Kid 'n Play's house party. Armed with Johann Sebastian Bach albums and a Ph.D. in poetry, he sets out to tame the crowd with soft and gentle music while reading Sylvia Plath.
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Meet Joe Blackenstein
Death, who takes the form of a Vietnam War veteran who lost both his arms and his legs, asks a surgeon to attach new limbs, in the process, he falls in love with the surgeon's daughter.
Barefoot in Jurassic Park
Horny newlyweds Jane Fonda and Robert Redford get up to hijinks on a tropical island filled with dinosaurs in Neil Simon's Broadway hit.
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Beetlejuice in the Hood
Ganstas learn there is someone way worse than them in Compton when they say a certain fiend's name three times.
Deep Throat Impact
A comet is hurtling toward Earth, but meanwhile the lead scientist on the case does a tradeout to pay his lonely landlady her rent.
This is Spinal Taps
A mockumentary about a heavy metal band who takes over a military school by cranking things up to eleven.
Quote from: ER on February 08, 2024, 01:59:38 PM
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Beetlejuice in the Hood
Ganstas learn there is someone way worse than them in Compton when they say a certain fiend's name three times.
funnily enough I was about to choose this one to riff on
my version would've been "Don't Be A Menace To Mrs Doubtfire While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood"... yours is snappier though :)
Poor Wild Things
A police detective uncovers a conspiracy behind a case involving an unorthodox scientist and a young woman brought back to life, with accusations of rape made by the scientist.
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Get Knives Out
A detective investigates the death of the patriarch of an eccentric family who are secretly into transplanting brains.
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Fargo and Away
A young Irish couple flee to the States and settle in Minnesota where they become victims in a car dealings loan scheme, involving kidnapping and murder, investigated by a pregnant police woman.
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The Social Networking Girl
When a young woman's idea is stolen by her boyfriend, Mark, she seizes an opportunity to steal it back by pretending to be her boyfriend while he is on vacation in Aspen.
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The Green 8 Mile
A tale set on death row, where a young man from Detroit possesses the power to cause discomfort and pain by rapping. When the prison staff recognizes the man's gift, they speed up the execution process.
The Silence of the Goonies
The Goonies must receive the help of an incarcerated and manipulative cannibal killer in order to find a legendary pirate's long-lost treasure.
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One Flew Over the Goonies' Nest
The Goonies plead insanity and are admitted to a mental institution, where they search for a long-lost treasure presumably hidden in the basement.
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What Ever Happened to the Goonies?
A former child star torments the Goonies in a decaying Hollywood mansion.
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The French Goonies Connection
The Goonies stumble onto a Pirate treasure smuggling ring based in Marseilles, but stopping them and capturing their leaders proves an elusive goal.
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This Is Goonies Tap
The Goonies, one of America's loudest group of misfits, are chronicled by film director Richard Donner on what proves to be a fateful hunt for a pirate's long-lost treasure.
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Bonnie and The Goonies
Bored waitress Bonnie Parker takes a liking to The Goonies and together they start a violent odyssey to find a pirate's long-lost treasure.
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The Goonies of Arabia
The story of The Goonies who successfully united and led the diverse, often warring, Arab tribes in order to find a pirate's long-lost treasure.
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The Goonies and the Beast
A prince cursed to spend his days as a hideous monster sets out to regain his humanity by showing the Goonies a map to find a pirate's long-lost treasure.
For my own amusement
Goo7nies
The Goonies hunt a serial killer who uses the money of a legendary pirate's long-lost treasure to finance his crimes.
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Gooniés: The Professionals
12-year-old Mathilda is welcome to join the Gooniés, a professional team of treasure hunters, after she found a mysterious map leading to a legendary pirate's long-lost treasure.
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Reservoir Goonies
When a simple treasure hunt goes horribly wrong, the Goonies begin to suspect that one of them must be an idiot.
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What's Eating the Goonies
The Goonies struggle to care for a mentally-disabled neighborhood boy and his morbidly obese mother while attempting to find a legendary pirate's long-lost treasure.
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Gooniez n the Hood
Follows the lives of the Goonies living in the Crenshaw ghetto of Los Angeles, dissecting questions of race, relationships, violence, and future prospects of finding a legendary pirate's long-lost treasure.
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Interview with the Goonies: The One-Eyed Willy Chronicles
The Goonies tell their epic life story: love, betrayal, loneliness, and finding a legendary pirate's long-lost treasure.
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The Treasure Hunt Project
The Goonies vanish after traveling into a cave to film a documentary on the local pirate's long-lost treasure legend, leaving only their footage behind.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quest For Fire In The Sky
In a low budget drive in flick edited from several other drive in flicks (with just a little new footage thrown in), A group of cave men looking for the secret to fire end up in a convoluted story with no real plot.....
Weekend at Saltburnie's II
Because, like Hollywood, I believe every IP must be milked to the last drop.
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Aquaman forges an alliance with a young ape, and together they go on a journey that will define the future for apes and Atlantians.
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Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire of the Ants
A con artist sells a bogus real estate deal in an area overrun by giant ants to the Ghostbusters, who are preparing to save the world from a second ice age.
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Kiss of the Spider-Verse Woman
Miles Morales catapults across the multiverse, where he encounters a gay man narrating stories of two fake movies.
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My Bloody Groundhog Valentine Day
A deranged murderer killing those who celebrate Valentine's Day finds himself in a time loop on Groundhog Day.
Shine The Shining
Stressed out Aussie pianist, Geoffrey Rush, gets tapped to be the caretaker of a hotel in Colorado, where the last two men to take the job ended up blood soup; when the scary old dead lady in room 237 comes for him, he poos in the bathtub, a classic scene.
Anniebelle
A spunky, singing vintage doll is returned by a rich eccentric who wants his money back, much to the chagrin of the cantankerous woman who runs the toy store.
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2001: A Spaceballs Odyssey
After uncovering a mysterious artifact buried beneath the Lunar surface, a star-pilot for hire and his trusty sidekick must rescue a princess from the clutches of supercomputer HAL 9000.
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Overboard the Top
A cruel but beautiful heiress mocks and cheats a hired carpenter. When she gets amnesia after an accident, he decides to convince her that she is an arm wrestler in training for the championship.
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Ant-Mannequin
Armed with a super-suit with the astonishing ability to shrink and transform into a tiny mannequin, cat burglar Scott Lang questions his inner hero and ditches saving the world.
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The 36 Chambers of Hair
Quote from: LilCerberus on February 17, 2024, 04:37:05 PM
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If that's original, I'm impressed!!! :thumbup: If it's not, I still am, but less so. :thumbup:
^No, not mine. I found it on pinterest.^
The Lighthouse by the Cemetery
Two lighthouse keepers try to maintain their sanity when they discover a living corpse with rotting flesh hiding in the cellar.
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Annacondabelle
A National Geographic film crew on the Amazon River must face a giant snake imbued with an evil vintage doll's consciousness.
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World War Zaat
Former United Nations employee Gerry Lane traverses the world in a race against time to stop a mad scientist transforming humans into sea creature hybrids.
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Knock at the Cabin in the Woods
Five college friends head out to a remote cabin for a getaway, but things don't go as planned when they are taken hostage by armed strangers who demand them to make a choice to avert the apocalypse.
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They Live and Let Die
James Bond is sent to stop aliens from manipulating people to consume and breed.
Twister Act
When a nightclub singer is forced to take refuge from the mob with storm chasers, she ends up turning the tornado hunters into a soulful choir.
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The Shinthing
A family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter in Antarctica, where a shape-shifting alien takes the appearance of the father.
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Big Lebowski in Little China
Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski faces off with an ancient sorcerer in a supernatural battle beneath Chinatown.
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She's All That Monster That Challenged the World
A high school jock makes a bet that he can turn a Giant mollusk into the school's prom queen.
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Salò, or the 120 Days of Thunder
A young hot-shot stock car driver is subjected to 120 days of physical, mental, and sexual torture by four fascist libertines.
The Girl in Madame's Spider Web
A young computer hacker investigating crimes finds herself safeguarded against criminals by heroine Madame Web.
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Fantastic Four Weddings and a Funeral
A committed bachelor must consider the notion that he may have discovered love after attending several superhero weddings of the Fantastic Four.
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Wonder Woman 1984
In a totalitarian future society, Diana, whose daily superhero work is re-writing history, tries to rebel by falling in love.
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Scooby-Pooh: Blood and Honey
The Mystery Inc. gang are individually killed on an island resort by Pooh and Piglet, who are searching for a new source of food.
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Madonna: Truth or Daredevil
Documentary about Madonna hiring a blind acrobatic martial arts superhero as a backup dancer for her controversial Blonde Ambition concert tour.
Quote from: claws on February 23, 2024, 05:22:04 PM
The Girl in Madame's Spider Web
A young computer hacker investigating crimes finds herself safeguarded against criminals by heroine Madame Web.
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Fantastic Four Weddings and a Funeral
A committed bachelor must consider the notion that he may have discovered love after attending several superhero weddings of the Fantastic Four.
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Wonder Woman 1984
In a totalitarian future society, Diana, whose daily superhero work is re-writing history, tries to rebel by falling in love.
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Scooby-Pooh: Blood and Honey
The Mystery Inc. gang are individually killed on an island resort by Pooh and Piglet, who are searching for a new source of food.
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Madonna: Truth or Daredevil
Documentary about Madonna hiring a blind acrobatic martial arts superhero as a backup dancer for her controversial Blonde Ambition concert tour.
^ Well done!
An American Werewolf in the Court of King Arthur.
After not taking the advice of locals to stick to the roads and stay off the moors, a pair of tourists are attacked by a large wolf like creature. One survives, but when he wakes up finds he has somehow travelled back in time to Arthurian times. He starts having conversations with his dead friend who attempts to warn him that he is now a lycanthrope. Can his newfound love for Lady Alexandra Price survive his nocturnal bloodlust or will he become a legendary monster slain by the knights of the round table and be immortalised in tales?
The Girl with the Eragon Tattoo
Hellboy Comes to Frogtown
Marley & Me, Myself & Irene
Avatarzan
The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
The King Kong of Comedy
Good WillFellas
Sisterhood of the Travelling Antz
Groundhog Dazed and Confused
Vertigo West Young Man
Harry Potter & The Prisoner of a Fish Called Wanda.
Dune: Two Towers
Paul Atreides unites with Frodo and Sam while seeking revenge against the conspirators who destroyed his family's two sand towers at the beach.
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Open Water Heimer
The story of an American scientist on scuba diving vacation accidentally stranded in shark infested waters consumed by nuclear fire.
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How the West Was Wonka
A Wonka family saga covering several decades of poverty in the 19th century, including hunger, famine and the building of a chocolate factory.
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Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire Strikes Back
After the Rebels are overpowered by the Empire, Luke Skywalker begins his Jedi training with Godzilla, while his friends are pursued across the galaxy by King Kong.
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Barbie Wire
During the Second American Civil War in 2017, Barbie owns a nightclub called the Hammerhead. Things become complicated when her ex-lover Ken re-enters her life.
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Trolls 2 Band Together
Poppy discovers that Floyd was once part of the Nilbog Troll Gang. When Floyd is kidnapped, Poppy embarks on a journey to Nilbog to rescue Floyd.
A Starship Trooper Is Born
A musician helps a young singer find fame as a Starship Trooper killing giant alien bugs.
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Pretty Wonder Woman
A man in a legal but hurtful business needs an escort for some social events, and hires an Amazonian Warrior he meets... only to fall in love.
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The Fried Green Tomatoes Mile
Evelyn, an ordinary housewife, visits death row and befriends gentle giant John Coffey. Together, they bond over stories from the past.
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True Romance Lies
A terrorist-battling pop culture nerd has his life turned upside down when he discovers his new wife's pimp is dealing with cocaine, while terrorists smuggle nuclear war heads into the United States.
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Natural Born Yesterday Killers
A tycoon hires two psychopathic serial murderers to teach his lover proper etiquette, with unexpected results.
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Shakespeare in Love Lies Bleeding
The world's greatest ever playwright, William Shakespeare, is young, out of ideas and short of cash. He meets and falls in love with a lesbian bodybuilder, and is inspired to write one of his most unknown plays.
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Sleepy Hollow Beauty
Ichabod Crane is sent to Sleepy Hollow to investigate a curse on a princess which only a prince can break, but he french-kisses her anyway, to prove he ain't no prince.
The Last American Psycho Virgin Monster
A wealthy New York City investment banking executive, Patrick Bateman, is out to lose his virginity any way he can. Patrick falls for sex worker Aileen Wuornos, who has a habit of killing her johns.
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Caveman of Steel
An alien caveman child is evacuated from his dying world and sent to Earth to live among human cavemen. His peace is threatened when a much larger competitor for the hand of a beautiful cavewoman appears on the scene.
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The Little Mermaid Darlings
Two teenage mermaids from different seas compete to see who will be the first to lose their virginity while at a diving summer camp.
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Endless Love Actually
Parental disapproval of a passionate romance between eight very different couples leads to arguments, circumstance, insanity and tragedy.
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Mean Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity
In the future, a group of slaves called the Plastics escape prison and crash-land on a strange planet. They meet Cady Heron, whose hospitality attempts to hide the fact they are to be hunted for sport.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Behind the Sun Tell No Tales
Japanese troops round up Captain Jack Sparrow and his crew as prisoners of war and take them to unit 731, where they're horribly tortured and experimented on to test new biological weapons.
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Iron Soul Man
To achieve his dream of attending superhero school, greedy billionaire Tony Stark poses as a young black man to receive a full scholarship.
Look Who's Howling
the internal monologue of a baby werewolf
Gone With The General
The Buster Keaton classic with an extra 25 reels fleshing out his girlfriend & their tragic life after the war.
Poltergeist II: The Golden Child
The Freeling family have a new house, but their troubles don't seem to be over when they find a young boy from Tibet with mystical powers hiding in their garage.
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Cobra Saves Christmas
A tough-on-crime street cop must protect Santa from a murderous cult.
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Who's the Woman in Red?
Charlotte, an incredibly beautiful Woman in Red, is hired to solve the kidnapping of a young heiress.
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Humanoids from the Blue Lagoon
Two Humanoid sea creatures swim to a deserted tropical island in the South Pacific. With no people to rape, the two build sandcastles on the beach.
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The Best Little Motel Hell in Texas
A town's Sheriff and regular patron of a historical whorehouse fights for survival when the owners bury him alive to create the "special meat" they are famous for.
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She-Devil in the Attic
A housewife is locked away under an attic by a wealthy romance novelist who is having an affair with the housewife's husband.
The Black Swan Hole
A research vessel finds a missing ship, commanded by an unstable ballerina, on the edge of a black hole.
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To the Devil a Coal Miner's Daughter
An American occult novelist battles to save the soul of country music star Loretta Lynn from a group of Satanists.
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The Last Big Doll House on the Left
Two teenage girls heading to a rock concert get arrested, thrown into prison, and are abused by an evil warden. They escape, but are kidnapped and brutalized by a gang of psychopathic convicts.
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Fritz the Cat from Outer Space
Scientists help alien cat Fritz, stranded on Earth, to repair its damaged spacecraft in order to start a riot in Harlem.
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Pete's Last Dragon
An orphan boy and his magical dragon come to town to obtain the final level of martial arts mastery known as the Glow.
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Freaky Friday the 13th
A mother and her undead son find their personalities switched, leading to killing a group of teenage camp counselors.
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When a Stranger Calls the Ghostbusters
A psychopathic killer terrorizes the Ghostbusters, then returns seven years later to menace them again.
Dont Be Afraid Of The Dark Knight
Taste the Blood Of Fu Manchu
Race With the Devil Bat
The Alligator People Under the Stairs
The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robocop
The Maltese Falcon and the Snowman
Rock and Roll High Plains Drifter
Abbott & Costello Meet Dr.Jekyll & Sister Hyde
Up the Wolf Creek
Bob McGraw is in his 12th year of college, goofing his way through life, until he has to win a river rafting race in the Australian outback against a sadistic psychopathic local.
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The Twilight Saga: Two New Moon Junction
Bella temporarily abandons her posh vampire lifestyle and upcoming, semi-arranged marriage with Edward to have a lustful and erotic fling with a rugged drifter.
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Die Hard Ticket to Hawaii
In Hawaii, a New York City police officer tries to save his estranged wife taken hostage by a vicious drug kingpin during a Christmas party at the Polynesian Cultural Center in Laie.
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Beat Street Fighter
In the midst of a civil war in South East Asia, a general intensifies the climate of violence by kidnapping 63 UN delegates. To free the hostages, an aspiring DJ from the South Bronx and his best friend lead a group of breakdancers, who will have to use hip hop music and head spins to be successful.
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Hell of the Living Dead Comes to Frogtown
After a worldwide nuclear war, where 68% of the male population was wiped out and virile men becoming a rarity, a female reporter is assigned to help rescue a group of fertile women kidnapped by humanoid zombie frogs.
Oliver Twister
An orphan meets two storm chasers on the streets of London. Together they create an advanced weather alert system by putting the orphan in the cross-hairs of extremely violent tornadoes.
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Bad Boys: Red Riding Hood or Die
A young girl joins two cops instead of visiting her sick grandmother, much to her family's displeasure.
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The Scary Garfield Movie
A year after disposing the body of Odie he accidentally killed, Garfield is stalked by a bumbling serial killer.
* The Man Who Loved Cat Ballou
* Roller Boogie Nights
* The Bride of Frankenstein Island
* Two Mules for Sister Act
* There Will be Bloodthirsty Butchers
* Thelma & Louise & Ted & Alice
* A Fish Called Wanda Nevada
* Rosemary's Baby Mama
* Enter the Dragonslayer
* The Osterman Weekend at Bernie's
* Ride the High Plains Drifter