In an attempt to waste less time writing reviews of movies I didn't like, I visited this site's "Haikus" section :buggedout: and discovered it has lain dormant since 2022! :bouncegiggle: SO, I've started posting there again... in an attempt to accomplish in 17 or 34 or 51 syllables what normally I would accomplish in thousands.
I've started a new topic for Bam Margera's directorial effort HAGGARD and posted in ER's "The Force Awakens" topic. I also contributed my concise thoughts to Pacman000's "How Long Should A Movie Be?" topic:
How long should they be?
Just this length and no longer.
Because I said so.
THE IRISHMAN's length
And not one minute more, *COUkil-
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If Lynch: Eighteen hours.
In most other cases, the
Shorter the better!