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Title: Options for Jason Vorhees...
Post by: No Nukes, The Satanic Pikachu on June 15, 2002, 07:29:14 PM
Okay, Jason's already been a cyborg in space. What shall he do in the next sequel? Shall he....


#1.) Drift in space until he is

a.) captured by an alien civilization, and unwittingly become their savior...
b.) rescued by space pirates and becomes one of them
c.) thrust into a parallel dimension by the appearance of a sudden wormhole, where he must face an even more evil version of himself


#2.) Hitch a spaceship back to Earth and

a.) become a fighter pilot...
b.) gain super intelligence, become disgusted with the "inferior" humans and declare war on them using machines of his own design....
c.) become hated and feared by humanity and forced to live underground only to discover other mutant kin...

#3.) Discover his true destiny, and that he is really...

a.) a military experiment gone wrong, meaning Mrs. Vorhees was not his mother and his bloody rampage has been for nothing
b.) an immortal warrior, destined to bring back balance to the universe by conquering a demon/dragon/etc.
c.) the long-lost alien prince of a great and advanced civilization who had used his powers wrongly on Earth
d.) a dragon
Title: Re: Options for Jason Vorhees...
Post by: Law Dog on June 15, 2002, 11:38:07 PM
I want to see him go through a time warp and kick ass on the French, but hey, that's just me.
Title: Re: Options for Jason Vorhees...
Post by: J.R. on June 16, 2002, 12:40:17 AM
#1.) Drift in space until he is

d.) caught in a collission with Pinhead and Leprechaun, then they all team up and head back to Earth, just to kill the screenwriters that thougth it was a good idea to send them into space.
Title: Re: Options for Jason Vorhees...
Post by: Squishy on June 16, 2002, 05:24:57 AM
#1.) Drift in space until he is

z.) picked up by Stitch.
Title: Re: Options for Jason Vorhees...
Post by: jmc on June 16, 2002, 01:17:07 PM
I wanna see him decide to change his ways and become a teacher, or maybe a horse trainer.
Title: Re: Options for Jason Vorhees...
Post by: Pancho on June 17, 2002, 09:06:15 PM
Jason discovers he is the messiah and heals all his victims.  Then he turns the lake into wine........ and stuff.......... (i'm going to hell)
Title: Re: Options for Jason "that's two 'o's" Voorhees...
Post by: Musukogoji on June 18, 2002, 02:39:25 AM
In case you didn't notice at the end of "Jason X", he lands on Earth 2, so he's not drifting through space.
Title: Re: Options for Jason "that's two 'o's" Voorhees...
Post by: Bree on June 19, 2002, 10:19:57 PM
How about we just let him loose at a Britney Spears concert until he manages to kill off her, her entire group of "dancers" and "back-up singers" and several annoying screaming fans? We've already got Britney running around half-naked, so one part of the movie has already been taken care of. Oh yeah, and get Carson Daly in a cameo role as one of the victims. We could call it  Friday the 13th XI: Jason Does TRL.