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Title: Five Good Reasons
Post by: claws on December 07, 2025, 08:23:36 AM
Why watch Howling: New Moon Rising (1995)?

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AI:

1. The Werewolf That Forgot It Was in a Horror Movie

You'll spend most of the runtime wondering if the werewolf got lost on the way to set. The creature barely shows up, making its rare appearances feel like celebrity cameos rather than central menace.

2. Country Line-Dancing Apocalypse

Half the film is dedicated to small-town bar scenes with line dancing, karaoke, and folksy banter. It's like Footloose met America's Funniest Home Videos... and then someone whispered "werewolf" halfway through.

3. The Mystery That Solves Nothing

The "plot" is a detective story where the detective spends more time chatting with locals than investigating. It's less Twin Peaks and more Andy Griffith Show with a furry twist.

4. A Cinematic Time Capsule of 1990s VHS Weirdness

Watching it feels like stumbling across a forgotten home video in your uncle's garage. The editing, acting, and pacing scream "direct-to-VHS rental," making it a perfect nostalgia trip for retro collectors.

5. So-Bad-It's-Good Achievement Unlock

Surviving the film is like earning a badge in cinematic endurance. You'll join the exclusive club of viewers who can say: "Yes, I watched the werewolf movie that was mostly about karaoke."

👉 In short, it's less horror, more oddball Americana with a wolf-shaped shadow lurking in the background.
Title: Re: Five Good Reasons
Post by: zombie no.one on December 07, 2025, 12:25:48 PM
one of the associate producers is called 'Guy Moon' for goodness sake.
Title: Re: Five Good Reasons
Post by: chainsaw midget on December 07, 2025, 01:08:50 PM
Quote from: zombie no.one on December 07, 2025, 12:25:48 PMone of the associate producers is called 'Guy Moon' for goodness sake.
Reason #6. 
Title: Re: Five Good Reasons
Post by: zombie no.one on December 07, 2025, 02:16:29 PM
this is now officially one of our '100' threads.

thinking...
Title: Re: Five Good Reasons
Post by: claws on December 07, 2025, 03:32:46 PM
I remember buying the VHS, along with The Boogens (1981), which had it's home video debut, in the late 1990s. I wasn't expecting much from Howling: New Moon Rising but was surprised it had a decent bass. My VCR was hooked up to a stereo surround system (three speakers) so, at least the film had decent sound!

Other than that it was awful  :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Five Good Reasons
Post by: zombie no.one on December 07, 2025, 03:57:58 PM
for me there is something so charmingly amateur and almost naively good natured about it, that I can't help but love it? it's like the ultimate fun bad movie. most people seem really despise it though

Part 6 is the one that completely bored me, that was a slog to get through