It just occured to me....what team ups would you like to see. Could Jack Burton make it if he met up with Ash? Would he be outclassed by the Army of Darkness, or would he surprise even himself? Would Lo Pan and Evil Ash be at each others throats too much to conquor the world? Should K and J be busting a tent full of Killer Klowns, and suddenly who should drop in but......you get the degerrotype. Just a thought......................
My Dream mix up is Predator vs Aliens vs Terminator. I scripted a comic series for this about 10 years ago for fun but it never got illustrated. The plotline involved the future earth ravaged by Skynet's forces, a human task force accidentally finds a cashe of alien eggs in the ruins of a secret military base that had been brought threr for study and a nest got eventually started and evenutally began to streatch into the ruins of Los Angeles. A predator ship lands.. the single alien looking to fight the ultimate prey after hearing how tough humans are to hunt..find the world a vastly different place and finds new things to hunt more of a prize than the crafty humans... The humans kind of get caught in the crossfire. Anyway... That's a rough outline of the plot.
Ash vs. Reggie from Phantasm. They've both got pretty sweet weapons and they're both hapless losers, constantly tossed into the role of hero, which they never wanted in the first place.
Dolemite & Ali G
Ash & Wang Chi (BTiLC)
Jay, Silent Bob & The Lone Rangers (Airheads)
The evil cat from the Uninvited vs Everyone. And my money's on the cat.
The crew of the SOL (Mike, Servo,Crow and Gypsey) vs. the crew of the Red Dwarf (Cat, Lister,Rimmer and Cryton).
OOOOH! Now thats a tag team match! Yee, hee hee.....Rimmer goes off on one of his rants anout eastern european electrical insulators and Holly shows Tom and Crow how to turn Rimmer's Light Bee into a badmitton bird. Kryton agrees to empty the Bots loadpans for lesson in "Coolness", while Mike and Listy sneak down into Deep 13 to short sheet Dr F's atomic pile. Cat gets in a fight with Bobo after stealing his body comb, and Brain Guy and Holly discuss being super intellect among pond scum. Yes! J.R....your my kind of loon.
Am I the only person here who lives in an area that has never aired a single episode of Red Dwarf???
Then the nanites and the nanotechs get into it and destroy entire mini-universes and Mike and Lister get into an argument over who's inadvertently destroyed the most planets, and which is better: curry or rice. Lister, given his fondness for cheesy movies fits in quite well in the theater, while Rimmer keeps complaining that the a ship that size can't possibly hold all those rooms, and Kryton goes hyper trying to clean up all the blown up servos and cheeseritos all over the place, and Cat can't stop staring at himself in the reflection of Servo's head. I never noticed all the similarities with these shows... they've each done the exact same stories...
Although I've not seen very many episodes of Red Dwarf, I think I can speak with confidence that Mike (or even Joel) and the 'bots would vigorously pound Kryton, Cat, Lister, and Rimmer into an unrecognizable puddle of greenish goo. No question.
If you threw Dr. F and TV's Frank into the mix (to cause problems for both sides), I think you've got the makings for a pretty nifty Pay-Per-View event. I'd watch it...
DCF
But what about Magic Voice? Wouldn't she and Holly just end up in a nasty screaming match?
Jack Burton is one bad muth...shut yo mouth...talkin bout Jack...we can diggit!! Finally ..FINALLY the respect!!! Bless you Flangepart...bless you for the good you are doing!! No one could out class Jack! Could you pull off wearing a pair of knee high moccassin boots? Me neither! Well I gotta go diee the death of a thousand enchiladas....keep up the good work!!
DJ
Ok, who would win between Evil Dead's Ash, and... Ash from pokemon? I think we all know (pictures Ash hacking up Pikachu with his chainsaw.) LOL!
Or how's about the US CGI Godzilla Vs the Japense Guy in a Rubber Suit Godzilla in a no holds barred, falls count anywhere death match?
Or one of the oldest cliche in 'What if's' What if Terminator and the dude from Commando fought Rocky and Rambo?
you mean arnie versus stallone oooooooo i smell a grudge match.
Kriss
Yep! That's a PPV match I'd pay to see.