If Michael Myers (the movie slasher, not the funny guy) finally managed to talk, what do you think he'd say? I know he'd cuss out all the morons responsible for the rancid HALLOWEEN sequels (just prior to disemboweling them,) but what else?
"and this one time...at band camp...."
I dunno but I wish we could have a caption contest on this site!
A caption contest would be great
Too bad it's next to impossable at this moment
He'd be like "@!#$ you, Busta"
Michal would say,
"What's with all these @*$% rappers?! Back in the day it was nothing but horny teenagers as far as the eye could see. Now I have to take on rappers?! What happened to me?!"
What i'd really like to know is what michael does the other 364 days out of the year. Now That would be an interesting sequel
Come to think of it, what DOES he do the rest of the time? I've theorized that he lives in a cave or something and lives off people's garbage....
Yeah, i mean with Jason he's got at least a part time job (since camp is in teh summer, he gets the winter off) and Freddy has a fulltime jobs (people dream all the time) but poor Michael has to wait for that one day to pay off.
Maybe the rest of the year he's a tax attorney
Hold on. Don't forget that the mayhem tends to start the day before Halloween. So that leaves the other 363 days for him to come back to life get p**sed all over again and come up with a plan. Unfortunateely with all of the headshots and falls and getting hit by cars over the years his brains are scrambled so it turns out to be the same plan each time. :)
Another phrase high on his list would be:
"MICHAEL SMASH!!!!!!"
" Kiss my ass, Jamie lee! I don't need no stinkin' phone!" As for what he does the rest of the year.........oh, i don't know.....play poker at the Chainsaw Massacre house?.....help Jason V. pick out a more stylish hockey mask?.....mow Stephen King's lawn?.........help Freddy K. sharpen his blades ? (Fred, ya' gotta quit letting blood build up under the finger joints, it promotes rust)........doing the bookeeping for Sauron?........eh....filling the knife and bullet holes with putty?