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Title: If This Guy Could Talk...
Post by: No Nukes, The Satanic Pikachu on July 13, 2002, 03:58:23 PM
If Michael Myers (the movie slasher, not the funny guy) finally managed to talk, what do you think he'd say? I know he'd cuss out all the morons responsible for the rancid HALLOWEEN sequels (just prior to disemboweling them,) but what else?
Title: Re: If This Guy Could Talk...
Post by: Susan on July 13, 2002, 04:19:15 PM
"and this one time...at band camp...."

I dunno but I wish we could have a caption contest on this site!
Title: Re: If This Guy Could Talk...
Post by: ErikJ on July 13, 2002, 05:32:59 PM
A caption contest would be great
Too bad it's next to impossable at this moment
Title: Re: If This Guy Could Talk...
Post by: Drezzy on July 13, 2002, 06:24:26 PM
He'd be like "@!#$ you, Busta"
Title: Re: If This Guy Could Talk...
Post by: J.R. on July 13, 2002, 06:34:20 PM
Michal would say,
"What's with all these @*$% rappers?! Back in the day it was nothing but horny teenagers as far as the eye could see. Now I have to take on rappers?! What happened to me?!"
Title: Re: If This Guy Could Talk...
Post by: Susan on July 13, 2002, 06:44:51 PM
What i'd really like to know is what michael does the other 364 days out of the year.  Now That would be an interesting sequel
Title: What's he do the rest of the time?
Post by: No Nukes, The Satanic Pikachu on July 13, 2002, 08:40:09 PM
Come to think of it, what DOES he do the rest of the time? I've theorized that he lives in a cave or something and lives off people's garbage....
Title: Re: If This Guy Could Talk...
Post by: Susan on July 13, 2002, 09:27:09 PM
Yeah, i mean with Jason he's got at least a part time job (since camp is in teh summer, he gets the winter off) and Freddy has a fulltime jobs (people dream all the time) but poor Michael has to wait for that one day to pay off.

Maybe the rest of the year he's a tax attorney
Title: Re: If This Guy Could Talk...
Post by: Lee on July 14, 2002, 01:26:09 AM
Hold on. Don't forget that the mayhem tends to start the day before Halloween. So that leaves the other 363 days for him to come back to life get p**sed all over again and come up with a plan. Unfortunateely with all of the headshots and falls and getting hit by cars over the years his brains are scrambled so it turns out to be the same plan each time. :)
Title: Re: If This Guy Could Talk...
Post by: No Nukes, The Satanic Pikachu on July 14, 2002, 09:40:53 AM
Another phrase high on his list would be:

"MICHAEL SMASH!!!!!!"
Title: Re: If This Guy Could Talk...
Post by: Flangepart on July 14, 2002, 03:52:26 PM
" Kiss my ass, Jamie lee! I don't need no stinkin' phone!" As for what he does the rest of the year.........oh, i don't know.....play poker at the Chainsaw Massacre house?.....help Jason V. pick out a more stylish hockey mask?.....mow Stephen King's lawn?.........help Freddy K. sharpen his blades ? (Fred, ya' gotta quit letting blood build up under the finger joints, it promotes rust)........doing the bookeeping for Sauron?........eh....filling the knife and bullet holes with putty?