Good review, sir. And, Sheena is one more movie that asks the musical question, where does a Jungle Goddess get her hair done? That can be a problim! What does she use for hair gell, ground grubs? And lets not forget the need for leg hair trimming. After all, she's not French!
I am nickpicky. Now her bosoms obviously defy gravity compared to what national geographic would have you believe - but do people raised in the bush really have a need to shave their armpits? And yeah..she unecessarily spoke English. Not to mention i don't think she had enough of a tan for Africa, nor were her feet dirty enough and her hair was too clean, she had makeup on, her teeth were all there and white and she spent way too much time than most grown women should being "one" with the animals.
Maybe it's because I'm not a man or a lesbian, but i really..really hated this film..lol
I just hope I don't see a review for "Baby: secret of the lost legend"
;-)
Vic: "Your hair smells fantastic. What did you wash it with?"
Sheena: "Zam Zam berries. What else would a woman use?"
Thank you. I know that the movie is hopelessly flawed (as Ken Begg points out in his review), but it just hits all the right buttons to make it enjoyable for me. Now, Mae West at eighty, trying to be Sheena - that would be asking for trouble.
I can see Tarzan, swinging away as fast as his little vines will take him.
I'm sure the Lord of the Jungle really doesn't want you talking about his "little vine."
Nathan
Does Tanya Roberts have it in her contract that she's to do a topless-while-bathing- in-a-lake scene? (Sheena, Beastmaster). Not, mind you, that I'm complaining. In fact, I hope she does. I just don't recall any other of Charlie's Angels doing even one topless-while-bathing-in-a-lake scene.