Starring Tori Spelling, not Glen Danzig. I caught the last part of this the other night on the WB. It was one of those ridiculous chase scenes where the guy keeps reappearing even after you've lopped off his head with a electric shovel 75 times. It was as bad as that title.
Also, i caught some of Epicenter starring Traci Lords. That had some really stupid action, rather than horror, movie cliches. She points a gun at the guys head for like 12 minutes and he 's like "I'm gonna get us both out of this, you can arrest me later" sort of thing. and then the earthquake comes.. OOOHHH NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!
No daughter, you may not!
This pops up on Lifetime all the time. I'm a big watcher of Lifetime on the weekends, so much women in peril/true-life trash plays to choose from. My wife and I just pop some corn and watch the trash! Unless there's a Thingamathon on or something...
Unless there's a Thingamathon on or something...
Didja catch "Return Of The Swamp Thing?"
I caught the first few minutes and bust out laughing when Heather Locklear tells her co-worker to leave the T.V on for her plants because "they like to watch that T.J.Whats-his-name guy"
I see that gawful title in my TV listings a LOT. An every time, it makes me cringe. Proposed sequels:
"Mother, May I Sleep With Danger...Again?"
"Mother, May I Sleep With Danger In Super 3-D?"
"Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? The Final Chapter"
"Daddy, May I Pierce My Nipples With This Rusty Fish-Hook?"
"Honey, May I Shrink The Kids?"
"Sister-Mother, Kin Ah Have Hot, Sweaty Monkey-Sex With Crazy Uncle-Brother Ax-Murderer On The Back Porch?"
"Mother, May I And Spell 'CUP'?"
Other possible sequels could include:
"Mother, May I Still Sleep With Danger?"
"Mother, May I 2: Danger Harder" or the simple, yet elegant "MMI2:DH"
"Mother X" or maybe "Danger X"
"Danger's Dead: the Final Mother"
"Destroy All Mothers, With Danger"
"Mother Knows You Slept With Danger Last Summer"
and, finally:
"Mother, May I Sleep With the Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies?"
Actually, that last one ain't half bad. A little irrelevant to this (admittedly stolen) idea, but on the whole intriguing. If I ever get into film making, maybe...
I love watching those Lifetime films. For a channel geared to females they sure show a lot of women getting the crap beaten out of them. And of course there are the 268 movies with Meredith Baxter afflicted with one disease or another. She's had breast cancer, chronic fatique syndrome, anorexia, lime disease, apendicitis, a hyperextended wrist and an ingrown toenail.
"Lifetime...television for women."
....WHAT women?
....Repressed masochistic types? I don't get it. Abby? Susan? Help me out here.
....And that title...that is the stupidist thing i've ever heard. Well, okey, "Can Herinomous Merkin (Ect)" gets a nod, but for T.V. movies........
...."Mother, can i have sex with danger" Thats what it is ...say it, ya dweebs! Just say it!
...."Mother, may i hang from the ceiling from a fan with danger?"
...."Mother, may i use danger's credit card and run off to Bermuda?"
...."Mother, may i cut of danger's schlong with a weedwacker?"
...."Mother...are you listening to me? I have a gun!"
...."Mother, he's mine! Go find your own danger!"
...."Danger, may i have your qualuids, i just flushed mother down the drain, and i'm feeling so sad"
....Do what you want,girlie...i'm bitter.Wheres my beer?
>Also, i caught some of Epicenter starring Traci Lords.
What was this on?
I think UPN shows "Epicenter" from time to time. Just a by-the-numbers cop/spy "action" drama with a spate of disaster-movie clichés thrown in. (Interesting way to take down a helicopter, though.)
Yes it was UPN. Traci Lords has made as many straight o video/ cable/ landfill action movies as she did pornos I think. Her acting is not very good in either in my opinion!!
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>I think UPN shows "Epicenter" from time to time. Just a by-the-numbers
>cop/spy "action" drama with a spate of disaster-movie clichés thrown in.
>(Interesting way to take down a helicopter, though.)
Thanks, I'll have to watch for it.
>Yes it was UPN. Traci Lords has made as many straight o video/ cable/ landfill
>action movies as she did pornos I think. Her acting is not very good in either in
>my opinion!!
I still like watching her though. :)