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Title: Porn
Post by: josh patrick on September 09, 2002, 01:30:08 AM
I used to really be into porno like any other guy, but recently i find it animalistic and boring i have been corrupted. I hate porn i think its degenerate. Although like i said before if thats what people what to look at more power to em but i also have i right to speak out agaist it. I dont want it banned or anything cuz that would lead to video games and movies with mild violence being banned. We would all live on sesame street and i dont want that for me, i dont want that for anybody. Violennt games let people get things out, better than getting off a few rounds into the bodies of school kids.
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: Luke Bannon on September 09, 2002, 02:42:24 AM
I agree with your opinion, and while I personally don't get any enjoyment from it anymore I wouldn't do anything to stop anyone who wanted to watch it.
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: Steven Millan on September 09, 2002, 02:43:09 AM
                  Josh,I highly understand your point,since I was heavily addicted to porn for the last six years(which I dived into after a bad break-up with a girlfriend of that time period),but haven't been watching it since the beginning of this year,since I got tired of buying the highly overpriced videos($14.95,to $19.95,to $29.95,and up...),and supporting truckloads of videos(whose comapnies and their bosses get heavily rich off of their own manufactored products) when the money could be used to save up to party at your local sex club,where you can have all of the fun to yourself,rather than watching somebody else having all of the fun right on-screen,and having a large stash of cool video titles,and a very empty wallet(being  broke surely sucks).
                  As much as I like porn,and all of its stars(many whom I've met,and found them to be very friendly,down-to-earth, and generous people),all porn is, is just a money making business(just like any other genre media-related business) run by corporate sex companies cashing in on the wild fantasies of lonely guys everywhere,and it does get superficial and boring after quite a while,once all of the fun and wildness you're started with has stared to become the same as someone elses' videos.
                  Otherwise,both porn and sex are pretty much fun to be around with,and are thoroughly enjoyable,as long as you know how to wisely use them,and watch carefully how you use them.
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: ASHTHECAT on September 09, 2002, 03:07:28 AM
I don't usually watch porn that often but one thing I'd like to say is that it's a great tool for educating yourself, especially if you're a guy, on how to correctly please a female.  I've watched a porno and then used the same techniques on a girl (especially cunnilingus) and they've always told me that was the best they've ever received.  I tell them that I learned it from watching porn!  Trust me guys, I know what I'm talking about.  Just yesterday I was reading a webpage on playboy.com and it was about the Playmates and what some of their favorite sexual things to do were.  One that particularly stands out was from Jessica Lee, Miss August 1996.  She states, "As for giving oral sex, I can look at my partner and tell if he's enjoying it. I do give great head. I learned how from watching porn."  I rest my case.
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: Squishy on September 09, 2002, 04:29:26 AM
Yeah, why watch porn when you can watch slasher movies and ultra-violent "action thrillers?" Watching people die in terror and pain is MUCH better than watching people screw. It's so much more fun to see a woman get her throat slit than give head.

Which one gets YOU jiggling YOUR joystick?

Special note for the Terminally Slow: *sarcasm*
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: Akira Tubo on September 09, 2002, 10:06:59 AM
I liked porn until I started having sex, then I realized how fake porn really was.
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: Nathan Shumate on September 09, 2002, 10:17:26 AM
So, is this the real Josh this time?

Nathan
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: josh patrick on September 09, 2002, 09:46:20 PM
yes, and a special note people are really f**king one another in porn movies, action movies and horror movies are always fake. what can i say im natural violent like every other human being on planet earth.
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: John on September 10, 2002, 06:36:09 PM
>I got tired of buying the highly overpriced videos

 That's what the internet is for! :)

>one thing I'd like to say is that it's a great tool for educating yourself, especially if
>you're a guy, on how to correctly please a female

 Then again, you have to be careful which parts you copy. I don't think most women really want you to cum on their faces.

>Yeah, why watch porn when you can watch slasher movies and ultra-
>violent "action thrillers?" Watching people die in terror and pain is MUCH better
>than watching people screw. It's so much more fun to see a woman get her throat
>slit than give head.

 I think you're onto something here! How about horror-porn, then you can watch women get their throats slit WHILE giving head!
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: josh patrick on September 10, 2002, 06:56:36 PM
and the dick can go through the throat
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: Lee on September 11, 2002, 09:29:12 AM
Damn, this is the wrong message board to go to while you're having breakfast! SHEW! :)
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: DARKWOLF on September 11, 2002, 02:50:02 PM
I gotting tired of Porn too Hard and Soft. The things I hate about it is when they show girl-girl stuff more than fmf threesome or guy-girl stuff do they really think we like that girl-girl stuff?
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: raj on September 11, 2002, 03:56:46 PM
Hell yes I like the girl - girl stuff.  What I hate are boob jobs.  They don't look right girls!
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: Squishy on September 11, 2002, 03:59:50 PM
Ugh. Too right. Not to mention the scars, which directors seem to either ignore, or focus on. Ugh. Size doesn't matter, remember?
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: josh patrick on September 11, 2002, 04:25:04 PM
i hate boob jobs too i would rather the girls have no boobs at all. the boob jobs look so fake its horrible there too round and hard. especialy on blondes it makes them look extra fake, do the people who make porn really think thats what guys are into. i mean yeah men buy it, we jack it to what we got and dont make complaints.
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: frannie on September 11, 2002, 04:34:18 PM
i love it when the silicone settles in a way so that the nipples point up.

(did the sarcasm come out ok there?)
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: Lee on September 11, 2002, 09:36:53 PM
Here's a quote I say ever now and then:
"It's not the size that matters, it's all in how you use your equipment."

Take from that what you want. :)
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: Luke Bannon on September 12, 2002, 02:43:42 AM
I dunno, some people have an idea fake blondes with fake hooters are sexy. I sure am not one of them!

THIS I COMMAND!
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: Rombles on September 12, 2002, 10:00:23 AM
The sex in porn may be real, and the violence in movies may be fake, but I'd actually like to take part in (more) sex; violence I only want to take part in if it leads to sex.
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: BlackAngel on September 12, 2002, 10:28:52 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to the word "screw" lol.

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From ever1 in NYC, c-ya
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: BlackAngel on September 12, 2002, 11:02:43 AM
I don't personally mind fake titties, however, I do have a general rule:  You can't have too much of a good thing.  Some of these blue movies has ladies with unbelieveable chest sizes (55HH or 78ZZZ).  Now that is unnatural.  And the same thing applies for guys with 12"+ dicks.  While something like that can happen, it be more believeable if it was prosthetics.  And also 300 lbs.+  having sex on film.  Now the people who made these films are truly sick.

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From every1 in NYC, c-ya
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: John on September 12, 2002, 03:46:18 PM

 Umm, YES!

>What I hate are boob jobs

 Count me in too. I prefer real ones no matter what the size.

>And the same thing applies for guys with 12"+ dicks.

 I have a movie a friend copied for me that has a scene with a guy with a 18"+ one! Almost certainly fake, especially since he holds the base of it at all times and it never moves on its own.
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: Nathan Shumate on September 13, 2002, 10:29:30 AM
John wrote:
>  I have a movie a friend copied for me that has a scene with
> a guy with a 18"+ one! Almost certainly fake, especially
> since he holds the base of it at all times and it never moves
> on its own.

"Never moves on its own" -- unlike, say, Soul Vengeance?

Nathan
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: John on September 14, 2002, 02:32:29 AM
>"Never moves on its own" -- unlike, say, Soul Vengeance?

 Sorry, I don't get the reference.
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: josh patrick on September 14, 2002, 11:17:34 AM
what have you ever seen someone who could move it on its own
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: Akira Tubo on September 14, 2002, 03:09:47 PM
"what have you ever seen someone who could move it on its own"

I can.
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: josh patrick on September 14, 2002, 03:40:20 PM
do you think you could if it was 18 inches
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: Akira Tubo on September 14, 2002, 08:37:08 PM
Hmm.  That's one to think about.
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: Squishy on September 15, 2002, 02:27:19 AM
Once, I proposed a plot to someone who actually makes grade-Z horror-porn: "Rabid" meets "Little Shop Of Horrors." A guy gets a very special organ transplant after a painful accident, using an experimental procedure; he's very happy with it...until it starts talking to him. And taking over his life and body. And making him do strange and terrible things...

I called it "Dickhead;" an alternate title was "Knobgoblin."
Title: Re: Porn
Post by: Nathan Shumate on September 16, 2002, 10:27:44 AM
Shame on you.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/soulvengeance/index.html


Nathan
Title: Porn line of the year
Post by: BlackAngel on September 19, 2002, 02:44:43 AM
I got this porn DVD about screaming orgasms.  And in one of thoses skits, a guy and girl are going at it.  But while those two are f**king, in the throws of "passion" the girl yells out "don't stop or I'll kill you".  Now, my bruthas, stop for a moment and think about what would happen if the guy would have taken it literally.  The guy, while banging her from the back, would propably (if he's agile) look in the drawer or under the pillows for gun or a knife or something.