Hey, who didn't see THIS coming? From the IMDB:
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Some of the critical comments about "Stealing Harvard," Tom Green's latest:
"A piece of rotten tripe" -- Jonathan Foreman, New York Post;
"Magna Cum Lousy" -- Stephen Hunter, Washington Post;
"It looks as though Tom Green is out to appear in the worst movie of every year of this decade" -- Jack Mathews, New York Daily News;
"Surely a contender for the bottom of the barrel award for 2002" -- Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times
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WHAT! No one LIKES Stealing Havard ? How can this BE? Tom Green's a genius!
I bet he didn't jerk off a horse. Or swing newborns around his head. That's what it is. Well, that'll teach him.
When will America understand the greatness of this man? Will he fade from public view like the other titians, such as Pauly Shore? How can we, as the viewing public, help to ensure that tradgedies such as Stealing Havard never happen again?
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On a less sarcastic note, Stealing Havrard had some funny looking trailers, and I had considered giving it a go when it appeared on cable. Still might - my opinions are not always the same as major critics.
Wow I'm so surprised. I mean Tom Green is SUCH a talented and entertaining young actor. The next thing you'll know they'll say Pink Flamingos was one of the most disgusting films ever made (next to Freddy got fingered) or that Denis Leary swears a lot! Oh boy, that much sarcasm can NOT be healthy.
Luke Bannon writes (in refrence to his post, I think):
"Oh boy, that much sarcasm can NOT be healthy."
But it's fun, isn't it?
Oh yeah.
Oh Jesus, you should have seen him! Green was a bit more restraint, clam, and talked slowly. I couldn't watch the rest of the big idiot, but man it looked like he really went through a physical and mental change. Gone are the days of his child-like, unfunny antics and now Green is a more restraint and normal.
And yet, he is STILL NOT FUNNY.
Has Green ever been funny?
HELL NO!!!!! He isn't funny by accident!! The sonofab***h is a f**king headache!!!!!
"The first 10 minutes of "Stealing Harvard" are raucously funny, full of zip and energy and surprises.
Then Tom Green shows up and puts an end to all mirth and goodness. He is the brick wall to the film's speeding automobile. His presence, like arsenic in a cake batter, changes the film to the point that even the good parts seem tainted by it. It becomes a Tom Green movie, rather than a movie that happens to include Tom Green."
--Eric Snider (http://www.ericsnider.com) (Check out that photo!)
Actually, THIS (http://www.ericdsnider.com/index.php) is the correct link. Eric's quite the smartass (compare the URLs).
This comes as no sheer surprise,since me and my cousin Brian are heavily betting that this film won't make it to the upcoming week's(9/16/02)Top Five Films lists(as well as various Tom Green bashing gags,such as Blade taking on reaper-type clones of Tom Green in the next Blade film,Tom Green getting thrown into a meat grinder,and other sorts of various mutilations placed upon him).
Ridiculous,but way,way better and actually hilarious than whatever Tom Green can poop out from his puny excuse of a mind.
Amen!
Hummm....nice link....if only that stupid pop up would go far away! Its like a fly that won;t leave you alone! The "And landers" collum he got ripped for...sick,sick,sick!