Ok, since most people here seem to like making lists, what are the most groan-inducing movie titles you can think of? I mean the ones that when you mention them to someone who isn't really a fan of bad movies they go "Oh god, how can you watch that garbage?"
Some that have made my friends groan;
A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell
Bloodsucking Freaks
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
Hell Comes to Frogtown
Teenage Catgirls in Heat
Any others?
Blood Bath at the House of Death
Sorority Babes in Slimebowlerama
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Three on a Meat Hook
Of these four, I've only been "brave" enough to rent the first one. The other three put me off, wondering what the cashier would think.
Cullen wrote:
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> Blood Bath at the House of Death
> Sorority Babes in Slimebowlerama
> Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
> Three on a Meat Hook
Blood Bath at the House of Death was great fun
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowlerrama was fun too
Assult of the Killer Bimbos was a bad title we should have stayed away from
But didn't
ErikJ writes:
"Blood Bath at the House of Death was great fun"
I didn't care for it at all. Far as I was concerned, Vincent Price was the best thing in it, and I should have shut the thing off once his character died.
That I didn't says LOADS about me, doesn't it?
I DRINK YOUR BLOOD
I EAT YOUR SKIN
BLOODSUCKING FREAKS
and for some reason RAWHEAD REX....
I've heard a few of them in my time. Try these on for size:
Barn of the Naked Dead
Barn of the Blood Llama
Blood Orgy of the She-Devils
Bloodsucking Pharoahs from Pittsburgh
Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid
Galactic Gigolo
Gore-Met Zombie Chef From Hell
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies (Yes, this is a real film title, look it up if you do not believe me.)
Neon Maniacs
Prehistoric Bimbos in Armageddon City
Street Trash
Switchblade Sisters
They Saved Hitler's Brain
Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women
"The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh"
"Jackie Chan's Heavy Meatle"(got lots of looks for this one but the original title was Gen-Y-Cops the sequal to Gen-X-Cops).
"Spermula"(vampire porn flick)
"Orgazmo"(Awesome movie, messed up title)
"Chopping Mall"(nuff said)
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter
Beach Babes From Beyond
The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here!
Dr. Butcher, M.D.
>Sorority Babes in Slimebowlerama
Slimeball-Bowl-A-Rama
>Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Damn! I was limiting myself to movies I'd seen and I forgot these two!
BALLISTIC : ECKS VS. SEVER
I guess they thought BALLISTIC sounds too much like a Mickey Rourke or Olivier Gruner straight-to-video title.
But who the hell is that vs. who the hell cares?
BIKINI BISTRO
BIKINI DRIVE-IN
BIKINI CARWASH COMPANY (I & II)
BIKINI anything for that matter. Just call them T & A PARADE already, that's the reason people watch them......
But who the hell is that vs. who the hell cares?
Ecks The Cat vs Sever Of Nine?
Zoltan, Hound of Dracula
I bought I vampire motorcycle.
For the correction on the Slimeball-Bowl-A-Rama. Someone should have checked his facts, I think.