People keep treating me like crap on this board, just because of my cousin! I liked you guys and it was fun talking to all of you but im never posting on this board again. People keep calling me crazy and saying im starved for attention and that im a know it all. im not i just try to say whats on my mind and see whats on your mind but know people feel like its right to dis-respect me. no need to call me a b***h or anything cause im gone.
I don't think that anyone called you crazy and actually meant it. Ever hear of sarcasm, or jokes?
I think you're taking things too seriously, this board is a very relaxed enviroment and joking around is welcome, but I think you have mistaken a joke, or some subtle sarcasm as an attack on you.
-Dan
I havn't seen anyone attack you. Everyone seems to like you.
Oh great, the one person on hear who doesn't think I'm a dumbass has taken off. :)
Well back to the torture. ;)
I'm sorry to hear that as I always thought of you as a friend and I didn't insult you. But if that is how you feel and what you need to do, then I understand. You can still keep in touch with me by e-mailing bannonluke_@hotmail.com
I don't think you're a dumb ass
Sorry to see you leave so soon,Josh,since we all barely even knew you(and several of your posts were some of the best around);just don't go on Blabbermouth,where they'll really,REALLY treat you like dirt.
And,Lee,you're not a dumbass.You're a pretty cool dude!!!
Well, for the record, I thought he was a little b***h. ; -- )
When somone who proclaims himself to have been accused of being in need of attention writes a dramatic suicide note about how his life on this board is over...
...mayhaps it's just because he wants the attention?
Let's look back on the wonder and joy that was Josh, shall we?
Although the use of quotes will shortly be outlawed by the Supreme Court at the request of another poster here (ha ha haaaaaaaa), I've taken the liberty of "hosting" the first message from a few of his recent threads. Tonight on "Josh Patrick: Behind The Board"...
Many believe it all started to go very, very wrong when Josh's evil twin brother Skeeeepy started posing as Josh...
"I went to the doctors office and he told me i got aids from my last blood test. i dont know how to deal with all of this i just thought i would tell you guys."
Some though Skeeeepy was just a figment of Josh's imagination...or perhaps a seperate personality of which he was not aware. Others thought Josh was using this phantom menace as a scapegoat for a tangled web of lies about getting AIDS from a blood test.
"my damn cousin was over for the weekend, badmovies is my homepage and that little prick put that in with my good name. i am sorry, i will kill the little basterd. i read the responses though its suprises me how many of you are really good people. please do not be mad at me."
Josh's train of thought would sometimes jump the track, somersault through the air, sprout great long hairy spider-legs, and climb up to the Moon on a silken thread before turning into pickles in a universe that tasted like strawberry jam and dog puke. Or was it?
"I used to really be into porno like any other guy, but recently i find it animalistic and boring i have been corrupted. I hate porn i think its degenerate. Although like i said before if thats what people what to look at more power to em but i also have i right to speak out agaist it. I dont want it banned or anything cuz that would lead to video games and movies with mild violence being banned. We would all live on sesame street and i dont want that for me, i dont want that for anybody. Violennt games let people get things out, better than getting off a few rounds into the bodies of school kids."
Josh/Skeeeepy was always ready to help others remember that he was the Master of Evil Dead.
"Yes i am still the master of evil dead try to stump me, the other thread went all wacky for some reason so ask a question and i will answer in great detail."
Wacky indeed. But Skeeeepy's influence was too strong. Josh began to post three or four different threads on the exact same topic, all within hours of each other. Fellow posters stopped replying.
One of Josh's final threads started off with this cryptic, mysterious message, confusing to anyone who didn't already know what the hell he was on about. Who was he talking to? Who was he talking about? Skeeeepy? Or perhaps another, even more sinister entity even more intent on making him look bad? Or was it the One-Armed Man? The Blair Witch?
"That little brat writes things on this board too. im not nuts, and what do you mean im starved for attention?"
The rest of the BadMovies.org posters scratched their heads at this outburst, but it was too late. Josh bid farewell to the board a short time later. Three days later, he was found running in circles in a parking lot, his head wrapped in tinfoil, shouting, "I'm not me! I'm not me!" and screaming the name "Skeeeepy!" over and over again, in a William Shatnery-sort of voice.
He was ignored until he went away.
Next week, on "Behind The Board;" Chadzilla--Boxers or Briefs? :)
That's so mean, Brock! And here we were going to make you Queen of the Winter Carnival.
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Squishy and Foywonder: You guys weren't even in the running for Queen of the Winter Carnival. MEEEEEEEEEANIES.
We've had worse people on the board. I think.
Hell, I'm still here.
(Meaning I'm worse. I think. Or maybe...
Damn.)
Neither do I, but I don't know you that well. Give me time.
Nathan
Guys I was making a joke. I don't have a problem at all here. You guys crack me up!
Glad to hear that. I have a terminal case of taking people literally. I'm trying to seek help about it but the grand high smurf forbids it! MUH, HA, HA! (Too much caffine! AHHH!)
Squishy is realy Harlin Ellison!
....You gave your self away with the line about "To the moon on silken thread", Harliquin! I knew your wit sounded familure!
....As for Josh...what hoppen? Was it something i said, or just my lack of personal hygene? Its so hard to get tucks pad in my size..............
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> Next week, on "Behind The Board;" Chadzilla--Boxers or
> Briefs? :)
Oh HELL NO, keep me outta this! :-)
Stop the madness, you're making my sides hurt!
That image of a dweeb running in a circle with a tinfoil hat (ala Signs) shouting "I'm not me! I'm not me!" is funny as hell.
What a dumbass...wait, who are we talking about again?
Hey this board is a hell lot better than toyboxdx. At toyboxdx they cry like babies and throw a fit when a off topic is posted. I got chewed out for posting an ot. It was about one of the people who loved toyboxdx was in one of WTC when everything happen. I wanted to remember him and the other from the WTC, but I got chewed out because it was not about Japanese toy.