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Title: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: J.R. on September 19, 2002, 03:27:34 PM
There are countless films that try to be scary and fail, but there are thosefilms that are terrifying by accident.

Patch Adams- Robin WIlliams scares me anyway, what with his obviously having ADD and his unnatural body hair, but- A bottomlessly loathsome man puts bedpans on his feet and an enema ball on his nose and tortures children recieving chemo therapy, an audience that can't run away. That scares me more than any masked killer.
Title: Re: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: raj on September 19, 2002, 03:41:15 PM
Willy Wonka (as has been pointed out here by others) is supposedly a children's movie, but is kind of twisted.
Title: Re: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: WQ on September 19, 2002, 03:56:55 PM
This isn't a movie, but I feel it needs to be mentioned: The "Scott Tenorman Must Die" episode of South Park.  Wow.....

I know, there is a strong possibility it was supposed to be disturbing, but GOD DAMN!  I half expected the Crypt Keeper to show up at the end with some bad cannibal puns!
Title: Re: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: Chadzilla on September 19, 2002, 04:30:17 PM
British horror writer Ramsey Campbell has said repeatedly that the most terrifying movie he has ever seen is Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.  Come to think of it, most people have some Disney trauma in their childhood.

As far as movies that scare me because of their warped world view or content, can't think of any off the top of my head.  Perhaps some further thought  is needed, I'm sure that there has to be something...

Title: Re: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: electroaddict on September 19, 2002, 06:27:21 PM
lmao

that scott tenorman episode was one of the best they've ever made. the ending was fantastic :)

--e

Title: Re: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: Pete on September 19, 2002, 06:48:16 PM
Last time I watched 'The Garbage Pail Kids Movie' (I was pretty young at the time) it made me puke and I've never watched it since. I think it was sposed to be funny.

Someones already mentioned Willy Wonka, which I still don't like.

Pete

"I'm so bad I kick my own ass twice a day!"
Title: Re: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: WQ on September 19, 2002, 07:05:47 PM
"that scott tenorman episode was one of the best they've ever made. the ending was fantastic "

After I got over the initial shock, I realized that "Scott Tenorman" was indeed, brilliant.  The easily offended will never admit it, but it took intelligence to come up with that plot twist at the end.  Oh, and those pube jokes were hilarious.  Still, I will never look at Cartman the same way again.  EVER.

"Your tears are so yummy and sweet!"

Yowza.
Title: Re: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: josh patrick on September 19, 2002, 07:37:49 PM
i thought stepmom was pretty scary.
Title: Re: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: J.R. on September 19, 2002, 08:35:34 PM
All Julia Roberts and Meg Ryan movies scare me. As do every film Oliver Stone has made since JFK. What happened to him?
Title: Re: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: Genetic Mishap on September 19, 2002, 08:36:18 PM
Several movies have unintentionally frightened me whe I was younger..

Brave Little Toaster- That dream sequence with the clown and the firehose...holy crap...that thing STILL scares me.

Little Nemo- Some of the scenes in this movie are not for children(although nowadays I find them highly amusing)...I mean seriously, one second some lollipop people are dancing on a multicultural rainbow, and the next second, their king is engulfed by a horrible black Nightmare Blob...

I have more (lots more) but I can't think of any at the moment...

Also, although I've only been scared by less than 4 movies in the past 6 years, one scene on a cartoon seriescreeps the crap out of me- it's from Invader Zim, in the one episode where Zim (the alien) is stealing all the kid's organs. Dib (Zim's enemy- think Fox Mulder at age ten) runs out of a dark room, and the swinging door casts some light on Zim, grinning creepily...
Title: Re: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: Dano on September 19, 2002, 08:45:28 PM
No flashy puppy-killer or grotesque sea witch will ever be as scary as Disney's ultimate villain: the withered old banker who wouldn't let the kids withdraw their money in Mary Poppins.  He was scary because he was real.

I thought both "Weekend at Bernie's" movies quickly crossed from sick humor to stupidity to pretty frightening that anyone would think that one gross joke would be funny for a two hour movie AND a sequel.
Title: Re: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: jmc on September 20, 2002, 12:29:51 AM
What cracked me up is when John McCain mentioned the film during the 2000 Presidential campaign, when he said if Alan Greenspan died he would prop him up "like on Weekend at Bernie's."   I still can't believe he said that on national TV!
Title: Re: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: J.R. on September 20, 2002, 12:36:06 AM
McCain also said he enjoyed Nine Inch Nails. God, I wish I could have voted for that guy. He probably would have had all the "Gooks" deported, but it still would have been cool.
Title: Re: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: AndyC on September 20, 2002, 10:22:01 AM
When I was a kid, H.R. Pufnstuff was way too surreal for me. Creeped me out.
Title: Re: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: Lee on September 20, 2002, 08:44:55 PM
H. R. Pufnstuff is creepy period. There were some sinester things going on there.
Title: Re: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: Squishy on September 20, 2002, 09:22:11 PM
Josh mentioned "Stepmom," but "The Banger Sisters" features TWO reanimated corpses: "Stepmom"s Susan Saradon, PLUS Goldie Hawn (apparently reprising her role in "Death Becomes Her"). Mr. Cranky (http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/bangersisters.html) captures what's wrong with this picture so perfectly...Older women? Fine. Older women who can't act their age? Just as barfalicious as when the guys do it, biyatches.
Title: Re: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: yaddo42 on September 23, 2002, 01:58:56 AM
"What About Bob?" When this came out, everyone I knew loved it, and I couldn't (and still can't) stand it. It was frightening to think that this many people thought it was a funny movie. I was convinced people were being brainwashed and they were going to get me next.

The entire film careers of Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin: It terrifies me that these two untalented schmucks can keep getting films made. They p**s me off more than Michael Bay, believe it or not. They and their films are so awful. Devlin was even a bad actor when I saw him in old reruns of "L.A. Law"! Proof that talent has no place in Hollywood.
Title: Re: Unintentionally frightening movies
Post by: Killer Klive From Outer Space on September 23, 2002, 12:14:42 PM
The Goonies.That movie still scares the hell outta me,it's just not right I tell you!