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Title: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever - The New Battlefield Earth?
Post by: Foywonder on September 21, 2002, 06:59:43 AM
Rotten Tomatoes current score:

0 positive reviews
61 negative reviews

At the very least, it's poised to become the new CHILL FACTOR.

Now I have got to rush out and see this one for myself!
Title: Re: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever - The New Battlefield Earth?
Post by: Squishy on September 21, 2002, 07:49:16 AM
My favorite shrill rant from a wounded critic at RottenTomatoes.com, so far:

 "Whether it's the worst movie of 2002, I can't say for sure: Memories of "Rollerball" have faded, and I skipped "Country Bears."
-- Lawrence Toppman, CHARLOTTE OBSERVER

...Wow, that's ice cold.
Title: Re: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever - The New Battlefield Earth?
Post by: josh patrick on September 21, 2002, 09:20:16 AM
i saw it last night and it did suck! i hated it, it had a really dumb story, i wont ruin it with description, but it was pretty bad, let me tell you. it was really over the top, like shoot and barrel and it blows up really big, no really really big! there was no character development at all, everything has been done before to dead, and ray parks was in it.
Title: Re: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever - The New Battlefield Earth?
Post by: Lee on September 21, 2002, 11:30:55 AM
I happen to like Ray Parks. He's a cool guy and the reason I was concidering seeing this. Since I first heard about this movie I got a bad vibe from it. It just seemed way to close to that pile of crap known as Charlie's Angels(including the nutjob director that can't go by a real name). At least they picked the least annoying of the Charlie's Angels( not hard considering the other two are Drew Barrymoore and Cameron Diaz). What the hell happened to Antonio Banderas?
Title: Haven't seen it but...
Post by: Dano on September 21, 2002, 12:32:13 PM
...it HAS to be better than Battlefield Earth by virtue of Lucy Liu alone.  120 minutes of Lucy Liu chopping onions in a monk's robe would be better than Battlefield Earth.  Whether it's the worst movie of 2002, I'll have to go see it because it's gonna have to be BAD to edge Rollerball.

I may withdraw my first statement if I see it and agent Sever breaks into an Army Base to steal a Marine aircraft with Navy markings after training to fly on an Air Force simulator.  I think some people forget how bad Battlefield Earth really was.
Title: Re: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever - The New Battlefield Earth?
Post by: Squishy on September 25, 2002, 05:13:41 AM
From the IMDB:

"Opening on just 26 screens the Japanese anime film "Spirited Away" earned $450,000, ($17,000 per screen). The Rotten Tomatoes website said Monday that the movie had received not a single negative review from 55 print, broadcast and online critics and was in fact the best-reviewed film of the year so far. Coincidentally, it observed, the new "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever" received not a single positive notice and was the worst-reviewed film of the year."

Yo, "Kaos:" Nyahhhh.
Everyone else: at least check out the Spirited Away (http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/spirited_away.html) trailer. Tell me if there isn't one scene that doesn't blow your mind.
Title: Re: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever - The New Battlefield Earth?
Post by: Flangepart on September 25, 2002, 11:04:19 AM
Intresting. I coulden't get the trailer to run on this computer. Whats the basic plot, Squishy? Jin-ro, Metroplis or Akira?

Title: Re: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever - The New Battlefield Earth?
Post by: Cullen on September 25, 2002, 11:45:51 AM
Try Alice in Wonderland .  That's the way everone else describes it.  Sounds good to me
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Title: Waaaaaaay Off The Beaten Topic
Post by: Squishy on September 25, 2002, 04:56:14 PM
Miyazaki made "My Neighbor Totoro," "Princess Momonoke," and "Nausicaa," which is reviewed--along with "Spirited Away"--over at Stomp Tokyo (http://www.stomptokyo.com/). (I hate to plug Stomp Tokyo here, but that's where the review is.) Check out the giant-headed old bag!! Eeeeeeee!!!

"Neverending Story" fans will love at least one thing about "Spirited Away..."
Title: Further Off The Beaten Topic
Post by: Cullen on September 25, 2002, 05:30:47 PM
A whole lotta links on Swept Away can be found  here  (http://www.nausicaa.net/miyazaki/sen/relmedia.html) for the curious.  This includes trailers and the like.

Title: Re: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever - The New Battlefield Earth?
Post by: Flangepart on September 30, 2002, 01:39:36 PM
Miyazaki has an enviable track record. Hummm....think i'll check it out!