I skimmed all 40-something posts under movies that should not have had sequels and was surprised not to see this stinker mentioned among the worst sequels ever: Caddyshack II.
I saw the end last night and was reminded how utterly painful this piece of garbage was. Dan Akroyd (the fat post-Belusih Akroyd) humiliated himself and probably offended Bill Murray with his awful impersonation in the role of the warped groundskeeper. Jackie Mason was a pale pale shadow of Dangerfield. And Robert Stack should have been embarassed by his attempt to play Ted Knight's slow-burning snob. Chevy Chase did the most half-assed half-hearted cameo in movie history and I swear he looked like he was rushing off the set when his character exited. I didn't laugh once, not even to laugh AT this movie.
Other culprits are Randy Quaid (who gives Stack a wedgie) and Joel Silverman (I think that's his name), the parasite from the Weekend at Bernie's franchise who should really stick to Neil Simon adaptations. Maybe some people don't like Caddyshack (I'll never understand why), but even that movie's biggest detractors would have to aggree that Caddyshack II did not deserve to use the first film's name.
I'm struggling to come up with a worse comedy and everything that comes to mind (Ghostbusters II, Zapped, even this current mindless streak of parody movies that all try to cash in on making fun of the Matrix and Jennifer Love Hewitt) all come up much funnier than Caddyshack II. Enter the Fist may be a candidate, but I haven't seen it yet. Anyone have anything worse in mind?
1991's Oscar
Sly Stallone stars in a ganster comedy from John Landis
This piece of garbage made Stop or My Mom will Shoot look so good
Tim Curry, Don Ameche, Marisa Tomei, and Kirk Douglas couldn't even save this dead dog
I remember cursing my wife for making me see this film
If you this Stallone has made bad movies before
See this embarassment
Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow.
According to the IMDb, 140 rated it 10 out of 10. I sincerely hope they were taking the p**s.
Pete
Bad comedies hurt. A lot. Bad horror and action films work because they have lame makeup and FX and/or stupid dialogue, making them funny. Bad comedies are just beneath contempt.
Scary Movie 2- Quite possibly the sloppiest movie ever made. What did you expect from a sequel that came out less than a year after the first?
Nurse Betty- One of those "comedies" that turns out to be a lame drama. Such a good cast wasted.
Comedies That Suck
* ANY Post-"Road Trip" film that stars Tom Green
* "Cadyshack 2" does suck major league....
* ANY Post-"Blues Brothers"(1980)comedy directed by John Landis
* Roseanne Barr/Arnold/Thomas' "She-Devil"
* "Porky's 2"(naked Steve Wilkos[Jerry Springer security dude]lookalikes do not make an entertaining movie)
* that Patricia Arquette/Ellen DeGeneres outing(forgot the title,it's so damn awful!!!)
High School High
I keep seeing those commercials on Comedy Central for "The Underground Comedy Movie," and they AIN'T getting any funnier. "Dickman Fights Lesbians?" "Donna Of The Dead?" Supermodels on the john? Hand-grenade amputation? Okay, that one's a little shock-funny--but nothing that's going to make me hand out my credit card number. ...Is the injured, sick dog supposed to be funny somehow?
They're aren't movies, but the horrific collage of injuries and traumatic humiliation that make up shows like "America's Funniest Home Videos" and the INCREDIBLY ugly and stupid "Maximum Exposure" always manage to make me grab the remote (unless AFHV has a string of innocent "pet" videos on).
Meanwhile, if Leslie Nielsen's "2001: A Space Travesty" isn't THE worst comedy ever made, I don't want to see the one that beats it.
Kung Pow.Kung Pow is dreadful for the following reasons.
1.It makes fun of possibly the greatest genre of filmaking ever
2.How may pople really laugh at those stupid voices in it
3.It expects you to laught at the nunchaku gopher scene
4.It tries eally hard to make you laugh
5.It has about 4 people in the whole movie,and for battle scenes it superimposes it's characters on to classic films
Never see it.
I read on Unknown Movies of one called 'Outtakes'. Even reading about it was painful, so I thank the lord I haven't seen it.
geek maggot bingo? ;-)
Any rodney dangerfield movie!
Hey don't knock Rodney! That's sacreligious!
I tell ya, i get no respect
No one's mentioned "The Bogus Witch Project." Weird. I think it's actually a top- secret goverment device unleashed to sterilize undesirables with its awesome comedy badness.
Either that, or the made-for-TV "Problem Child 3".
If anyone has had the misfortune of seeing "Weekend Warriors" or "Teenage Lust", I assure you they are the worst.