"ECKS-CELLENT" raves Steve Russell of Maxim Magazine!
Yet just one more reason for me the hate that rag. Stick to getting actresses half naked and not trying to endlessly to be hip and cool or jumping onto the bandwagon of all that you think is hip and cool.
Rotten Tomatoes Score as of 9-23-02
0 Positive
65 Negative
Maxim doesn't even have enough credibility to have their movie reviews linked by RT.
"Ballast Ick: Secks vs. Never" looks like it could be...The One. Not the Jet Li movie, but the movie that Forresters were searching for. I'm...I'm actually a little scared now.
I was amazed that a movie with so many explosions could be so boring.
Also, after all the meaningless explosions, they threw in an insanely sappy love ballad over the ending credits.....it just cracked me up.
"Thank you, 'Ecks Vs Sever' for teaching us how to laugh about love...all over again."
The funniest thing is that Sever is the name of that robot thingy Lucy Liu has. So the title refers to Ecks' titanic battle with a little robot thingy.