Just saw a commercial for this movie which seems to star Michelle Pfeiffer as a tough female prison inmate. Some other concepts that are worth a try:
Rosie O'Donnell as a ballerina...
Arnold Schwarzeneggar as an English professor...
Leonardo DiCaprio as a Mafia boss...
Roseanna Arquette as a scientist...
Martin Lawrence as Dr. Martin Luthor King Jr...
Pierce Brosnan as an Oklahoma sharecropper...
Tommy Lee Jones as someone who mumbles softly...
and the best of all: Sylvester Stallone as a country singer... oh wait.
Actually, DiCrapio IS playing a mobster in Scorsese's Gangs Of New York, opening this Christmas.
Al Pacino as a heart attack survivior that has to take things easy...
Charles Bronson as the Dhali Llama...
Stephen Wright as a speed addict...
Madonna in a role that isn't a vanity piece that proves she still can't accept she's not a movie star...
JR wrote: Actually, DiCrapio IS playing a mobster in Scorsese's Gangs Of New York, opening this Christmas.
Perfect. That's just PERFECT.
Nicolas Cage as Superman...
Mel Gibson as the title character in "The Jerry Lewis Story"...
Michael Jordan as Quasimodo...
Steven Seagal as a victim of Tourette's Syndrome...
Queen Latifah as Liberace...
Jean Claude Van Damme as Hamlet...
Gilbert Gottfried as a deaf mute...
Carrot Top as a decent, lovable character...
Christopher Reeve as an Olympic sprinter...*
Fran Drescher as a... deaf mute...
Marilyn Manson as a preacher...
(*Sweet angry Buddha, that was loooooooow... and on his birthday, even...)