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Title: OUR MAN FLINT : 1965. MGM classics dvd.
Post by: Flangepart on October 09, 2002, 10:59:37 AM
Ah, the goodies of the 60's.
....Stars? : James Coburn, Lee J. Cobb,Gila Golan, Edward Mulhare.
Plot? : Derek Flint, Super Spy, Foils Fiends, Beds Babes, punctures plots, and has a high time at it.
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....Stock footage 90 Degrees off the port bow, capt.!
....So, what, they're playing the prototype for Merlin?
....Picked by Punchcard Computer. How quaint.
....Jerry Goldsmith score! And i think the titles chick is nekked. See the nipples?
....Our hero. Mischeviously messing with the Military Mind.
....Cool. But would you live in a pad like that today?....well...maby ....
....Hellooooooo nurse! Like his choice of hired help.
....Cramden? Ralph's dad, maby?
....Assassin mimes?
....Harps arn't noted for accuracy.
....Have one? He IS a "Stiffy".
....Sure it kills flies, but its hell on the wallboard.
....Flint: " He was wearing a battle of the Bulge ribbon " Cramden: "There is no Battle of the Bulge ribbon!" Flint: "Precisley, this man is an imposter"  Whats not to love about that line, hah!?
....Eric Von Slimeball.
....Thats one lively "Busness meeting", guys.
....Theres a dead nazi on the toilet seat.
....They should buy those for the airlines...
....Hey, she wore a body suit in that shower!
....Actualy, i think "The Ghost" is reading the Eviloverlords.org list. But, if he kills the hero, the movie's over ,so....
....Hey, Derek, 2 words.."Door stop!"
....Nice gadget. Controls the weather, and creates Italian stereotypes out of thin air.
....Typical. Big Gov. comm. center, but no budget for color t.v.
....Now, the red phone is starting to annoy....
....Rodney, "The Ghost", is haveing a hissy.
....(singing)" He tried,- to kill me with a fork-lift...oley!"
....Well dressed Eloi.
....An anti-american eagle. Trained at Berkley, no doubt....
....Now, see...most eviloverlords don't design the secret lair in pastels...
....So...paradise = "No guns"...bet that comes back to haunt ya.
....Nice kick to "The Ghost" nads.
....Which Trek ephisode did they get the Electro-fragmentizer from?....
....The Stepford Hot Babes.
....See. Real men don't see chicks as just "Pleasure units". Realy!
....Woah! 60's viagra!
....West (Pacific) world.
....Bet those headphones arn't UL approved.
....See. Couple guns would come in handy bout now, Mr Evil "Genius".
....Oh, Good, theres gonna be Railing Kills!
....Fencing with Torc Wrenches? Well, okey....
....So long, Larry, Moe and Curly.
....Paradise faw down, go boom!
....Krell Furnaces!
....Canned babe! Never had a U.S.O show this hot, did ya sailor? Bet them Swabbies are callin' dibs. Oh, hi Mr. Flint.....
....And, finaly(yea).............President,Schmesident, come to me, my red hot mamas!
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Flangepart says : Check it out!!
....Cool 60's "Cool". Girls with some meat on 'em (But not too much), a hero that is haveing a ball with his part, and a true sense of style. What more can ya ask for? A fair MST quotiant, and in a movie this much fun, your not compelled to work as hard at it. Next up. In Like Flint ! Later for you, Andrew!
......Addendum..Graywizard is right...its 20th cent. fox...D'oh!
Title: It's no MGM classic...
Post by: Greywizard, The Unknown Movies on October 09, 2002, 01:29:33 PM
...because it's actually a 20TH CENTURY FOX classic!
Title: Re: It's no MGM classic...
Post by: Flangepart on October 10, 2002, 12:05:23 PM
D,OH!!
....See...this is what happens when you get in a hurry...and your old....