There has been a trend lately of people posting quotes from "I'm guessing" movies. Here are some of the quotes found as a kind of signature to post. Now having read posted these I must found a witty saying.
Chadzilla
"Farewell and adieu to you fair spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu you ladies of Spain. For we received orders to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again!"
ASHECAT
It's a helluva thing killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have. (Clint Eastwood as William Munny in The Unforgiven.)
JR
*My Only Regret Is That I Have Never Seen A Monkey Play With Bubble Wrap.*
Andrew Crow
If there's a new way
I'll be the first in line
But it better work this time...
Flangepart
" Now, unless anyone else wants to tell me his or her life story, can we shoot the big gun!?" - Emperior Zurg.
Mine isn't from any movie, I just made it up. I like monkeys and bubble wrap, and seeing them together sure would be funny.
It's funny at my work there is some construction going on. The contractors aren't allowed into certain parts of the building so they actually PAY these two old ladies sit by the work site and "watch" them. I'm walking down the hall the other day and I see these two ladies and one of the contractors. The contractor is installing something that was wrapped in bubble wrap and the two ladies are sitting there dilligently popping all the bubble wrap while they "keep their eye on" the contractor. Jokingly I say: "You know, if you do that it won't work anymore," meaning that popped bubble wrap doesn't provide the same cushion to fragile items. I was kidding and I smiled to help make this fact more obvious. This lady points at the contractor and practically shrieks: "HE SAID I COULD!"
Further down the hall I turned and looked at these two worthless people who get paid to sit and watch contractors work all day. JR, I HAVE seen monkies play with bubble wrap. They're very defensive about it.
My quote is my own creation as well
You should send a letter in to David Letterman. I bet he'd come up with a clip of monkeys playing with bubble wrap. Probably he'd get that damn rally monkey who looks to be out of work shortly.
Mine is from Buzz lightyear. I just like the way they used the line.
....Still...its nice to be able to change the signatures every so often....so they don't get stale......
Just thought I'd test out this signature, to make sure it looks right.
Hmmm, thought it would have used my login name, rather than my full name. Oh well.
I feel I must always give credit where credit is due in reference to my quote. Clint Eastwood is one of my favorite actors and that line is definitely a classic!
Similar to the Eastwood quote is one I heard from a football player (in talking about how they intimidate each other on the line)
"I'm going to kill eveything you love , and let you live"
I can't tell if mine is funny or just a signature. Any thoughts?
--------ooo-'U'-ooo------Kilroy was here
My signature is the chorus to a Megadeth song entitled "Peace Sells." It's actually Megadeth's most well-known old-school song (pre-Countdown To Extinction is considered old-school Megadeth).
This quote cracks me up every time I see it and I have never seen the movie TOY STORY
" Now, unless anyone else wants to tell me his or her life story, can we shoot the big gun!?" - Emperior Zurg.
I like the plays on known quotes like;
"Klingon sons, you killed my bastard! No wait..."
"Klingon bastards killed my son, do-da, do-da..." (Camptown Races tune)
"It is by coffee alone I set my mind in motion
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed.
The hands acquire shaking.
The shaking becomes a warning.
It's is by coffee alone I set my mind in motion."