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Title: The Horror movie survival guide...by,
Post by: Flangepart on May 07, 2001, 03:53:39 PM
Matteo Molinari and Jim Kamm.  Why recomend? How about some of the section on ORCA: Classification: Swimmeribus Gulper...........Danger: Immense,but only if an idiot has just killed a pregnant female Orca and you were on the boat during the mayhem. The Orca has a good memory(at least this one does), and it'll never forget you. We suppose the Orca can draw a sketch from memory just to be sure to remember your face...........What to do when you meet it: Usually you can't do anything because when you meet it, you in it's mouth. Maby it's ticklish. Try.......Body count: 6 People,1 leg, 1 house, 1 oil refinery, and half a small seaport.      In other words, guys, words to live by!...or, being the monsters Last slurp.  Flange-bobb says check it out.
Title: Re: The Horror movie survival guide...by,
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on May 07, 2001, 05:44:08 PM
Yes, check it out, if you want to see one of the worst movies ever made (IMO) Fortunately, I saw it on television, so I did not waste my money for a ticket to see it.
Title: Re: The Horror movie survival guide...by,
Post by: Andrew on May 07, 2001, 06:01:39 PM
I'm dying to review this one, even if Ken Begg has said everything and anything one could ever say about the film (just kidding Ken, but you are verbose).

Gimme a D, gimme a V, gimme a D!  Please?

Andrew
Title: Re: The Horror movie survival guide...by,
Post by: Ken Begg on May 08, 2001, 09:26:17 AM
Andrew wrote:
.> (just kidding Ken, but you are verbose).
.> Andrew

You know I can't help it, it's glandular!!
Title: Re: The Horror movie survival guide...by,
Post by: Flangepart on May 08, 2001, 11:11:48 AM
Ken...baby....thou art Verbose,but thou dost Verb so well. My only gripe with the thing,(Book form), is the monster body count....The Aliens get 191...Hello?....Godzilla alone Stomps Tokyo, Osaka, Kobe...you get the drift. I could count many errors in details. Still, it has a certin sense of style.