while trying to figure out which videos to catch up on, i ran across the most potentially embarrassing video i own. even though i bought it for ironic reasons, if i was to perish suddenly, whoever found my videos would have to scratch their head and wonder: why did this guy own...
...ok...
CHARO DOES THE MACARENA.
anyone got some embarrassing skeletons in their video closets???
-mr. henry
in my search to complete my werewolf movie collection, I ended up with CURSE OF THE QUEERWOLF. Sure, it's got Ackerman in it, but try explaining that title to anyone....
Any of the t&a pics disguised as Vampire flicks are also a bit of an embarrasement.
Oh, and I own Carrot Top's movie, 3 Pauly Shore flicks, a couple of David Arquette films and maybe one of Yahoo Serious's.
Along with my WWF video collection, I'm sure my family would be ashamed to know I own
"The Chain" starring a former "that guy", Gary Bucey.
"Project Grizzly" - Has anyone else actually seen this?
You remember the sesame street music specials they used to do, like the one for christmas nd stuff?? I have "Don't Eat the Pictures." They go to an art museum....ans well, Cookie Monster tries to eat the pictures........ : /
I'd like to disclaim the fact that we own "The Pirate Movie." It's my wife's! She loves it!
I'd like to disclaim it... but I bought it for her.
Nathan
Try having to explain to people why you have a copy of SANTA CLAUS & THE ICE CREAM BUNNY or FILIPINO BATMAN & ROBIN on your video shelf! It takes lots of explaining.
I'd like to disclaim the fact that we own "The Pirate Movie."
Was that the take off on "Pirates Of Penzance" or whataver with Christopher Atkins?
I suppose if we want to include wives' movies, my collection of horror, sci-fi, action and anime is about to be joined by a lot of musicals, Disney classics and flicks with people in period costume. Still, Lori's taste is pretty good. Most of these are widely acknowledged classics, and won't clash too badly with my movies.
I'm not embarrassed of any of them, but I do tend to get questioned about
Warm Up With Traci Lords (workout video-no nudity but great camera placement)
My Little Pony: The Movie
He-Man and She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword
All my Rainbow Brite and Strawberry Shortcake movies....
Right now, my video collection is arranged such that "Frankenhooker" and the Ethan-Coen-co-scripted "The Naked Man" are right next to each other. If my friends didn't know me so well, that would probably raise issues; as it is, they'd probably be surprised if I DIDN'T own Frankenhooker.
Will- on the Howard Stern show they play a game where you guess whether the name is a porn star or a my little pony. I guess alot tof the ponies have names like porn names
Also, I don't know about videos but I'm really ashamed about how much I've enjoyed watching "American Dreams" and guilty about being into a girl half my age!!!
Porn Star or My Little Pony? (http://http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html/)
'The Brunching Shuttlecocks' made a little game/test out of that one.
I don't have any really embarassing videos, but 'Cannibal! The Musical', 'Frankenhooker' and 'Killer Klowns...' always get me wierd looks. But then again if I have people round to watch movies, those are the ones they'll want to watch.
Alien from LA- even the 1.50 I paid for it wasn't worth it
1. Goldy III - The Magic of Golden Bear, a horrid kiddie flick starring Mr. T and Cheech Marin.
2. Freaked - which is actually pretty good, but the whole written by/starring Alex Winter scares most off.
3. Cool as Ice - 'nuff said.
4. The Stepford Husbands - Imagine the plot to this one. It was made for the lifetime network. Now try convincing someone its not softcore porn. it's really harder than you'd think.
5. Spice World - is really damn funny, so back off, ok?
Does porn count? :)
I proudly lend my copy of MR T: BE SOMEBODY OR BE SOMEBODY'S FOOL out to almost everybody I know. I've also had of viewing of the worst movie I own, SLAPSTICK (OF ANOTHER KIND), with most of my friends. So I'm not really embarrassed about most of my odd videos.
One I don't readily show to people though is my copy of PLASTIC LITTLE. Not so much because it's a T&A flick. (I would proudly show off my copy of HAMBURGER: THE MOTION PICTURE. It's more because it's a CARTOON T&A flick.
I am regretful to admit, even now, that I own a copy of an infamous semi-erotic Honk Kong film, "The chinese torture room". It came with an adult magazine I once bought, and it features things such fascinating as a flying quickie (those who enjoyed "Crouching tiger, hidden dragon" should see this) or assasinations with the medieval equivalent of viagra. I actually taped "JC's Village of the damned" over it and now I regret.
I still have copies of myself in school plays from 4th and 5th grade. In one I'm a wolf, dressed in a gray sweatsuit with whiskers painted on my face. In another I play Lewis in a play about Lewis and Clark, with the worst-looking fake beard in the history of the world and an ill-fitting suit. I never watch them, but I can't bring myself to throw them out. Usually my friends will be over and pop one in while I'm out of the room.
I don't own many videos or DVDs, but the ones I catch the most crap about from friends and family are Watership Down and Ladyhawke. Ironically the one that I am most embarassed to own is neither of these but rather Braveheart. Ugh. I need to have a garage sale.
Wanna sell those?? My fiance' is interested in the rainbow brite, strawberry shortcake, and he-man and shera movies. Toss me an email and name a fair price.
>I actually taped "JC's Village of the damned" over it and now I regret
There are usually several copies of A Chinese Torture Chamber I & II available on eBay at any one time.
Not a chance, sorry. I love these damn things. They're hilarious....
Will- you rock for having strawberry shortcake! The first guy i've ever run across who likes ss. The real question is where is the Gem? She's truly outrageous.
Deena
Brock wrote:
>
> 1. Goldy III - The Magic of Golden Bear, a horrid kiddie
> flick starring Mr. T and Cheech Marin.
> 2. Freaked - which is actually pretty good, but the whole
> written by/starring Alex Winter scares most off.
> 3. Cool as Ice - 'nuff said.
> 4. The Stepford Husbands - Imagine the plot to this one. It
> was made for the lifetime network. Now try convincing
> someone its not softcore porn. it's really harder than you'd
> think.
> 5. Spice World - is really damn funny, so back off, ok?
You own a Lifetime movie? You win, buddy. My most embarrasing is DO YOU WANNA KNOW A SECRET? A horrible direct-to-video slasher by all means but since no one knows what it is then I guess it's not that embarrasing anyway.