Steve Martin or Chevy Chase?
Steve Martin would, he'd get out an old copy of his movie L.A Story and put everyone to sleep in a 50 mile radius. This would leave Chevy open to attack.
If Steve Martin still has that chair that he was carring at the end of "The Jerk" he would would win. It's difficult to defend oneself against a chair attack.
Hummmmmm...They'd probably try to smirk each other to death...thats it, Celebrity Death Match!
there is no doubt that steve martin would totally kick chevy chase's arse. Chevy Chase is such a p***y....well at least he's portrayed that way in his movies.
If you want to see some anti-Chevy Chase rants, check out Howard Strerns book Private Parts, he hates the guy.