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Title: If i did a kids show....
Post by: Flangepart on November 12, 2002, 12:04:22 PM
Have to thank Stephanie at work for this idea........
....If i could do a kid show, what would i like to do...humm...
...."Okey, kids! Time for your favorite segment, fun with flammables!
...."See the huge weather balloon if front of the station managers office? Its full of Hydrogen gas. Thats very flammable. Meaning, it burns real good!
...."At the end of the hallway, Our special guest Ted Nugent, is going to shoot a flameing arrow into the balloon, so we can reinact the famous crash of the Hindenburg. But, first, heres Uncle Squishy with a message from Dave's fire extinguisher Emporium, on Rt. 23, by the Hoover Dam. "
....See what happens when you have "UHF" flashbacks!

Title: Re: If i did a kids show....
Post by: Fearless Freep on November 12, 2002, 12:09:12 PM
If i could do a kid show, what would i like to do...humm...


Remember old Jim Hensen Productions  show, "Dinosaurs". In it, the baby dinosaur and father would watch a "Mr Wizard" type and he always had an assistant named "Timmy" Invariably, they would be setting up some dangerous, experiment, which would culminate with something like "OK, Timmy, you [light the fuse, mix the chemicals, whatever] while I step behind this protective shield.   This would follow in an explostion or something and the single line from Mr Wizard..."We're going to need another Timmy!"

Title: Re: If i did a kids show....
Post by: Brian Ringler on November 12, 2002, 01:02:36 PM
Dinosaurs...man was that show lame but for the life of me I couldn't help but watch it when it was airing on tv
Title: I always thought of bringing back "Creature Feature" type theme
Post by: Chris K. on November 12, 2002, 01:10:22 PM
I was just thinking about doing a type of "Creature Feature" type show that could be aimed at the kids. Think about it, showing the AIP-TV Japanese monster flicks like WARNING FROM SPACE (1956), THE X FROM OUTER SPACE (1967), YONGARY, MONSTER FROM THE DEEP (1967), ATTACK OF THE MUSHROOM PEOPLE (1964), etc.

Not only that, but even showing the AIP-TV Gamera series WAR OF THE MONSTERS, RETURN OF THE GIANT MONSTERS, DESTROY ALL PLANETS, ATTACK OF THE MONSTERS, and GAMERA VS. MONSTER X would be fun for the kiddies. Just good old fashoned monster fun.
Title: Re: Dinosaurs
Post by: AndyC on November 12, 2002, 02:07:19 PM
I kept hearing about how funny the show was, but just couldn't get into it myself. It was during the politically correct early 90s, and I found Dinosaurs to be far too preachy any time I watched it.

Title: Re: If I did a kids show....
Post by: J.R. on November 12, 2002, 07:56:11 PM
I would do an action adventure show that teaches kids real life lessons: Violence, and especially guns, can solve any problem. You should hate anyone different than you. Never eat vegetables because they're poison. Always trust strangers. Do drugs, they combat the poison in vegetables.

Title: Re: If I did a kids show....
Post by: Chadzilla on November 12, 2002, 08:08:57 PM
J.R. wrote:
>
> I would do an action adventure show that teaches kids real
> life lessons: Violence, and especially guns, can solve any
> problem. You should hate anyone different than you. Never eat
> vegetables because they're poison. Always trust strangers. Do
> drugs, they combat the poison in vegetables.
>

Ha!  We can call it The Vast-Right Wing Conservative Honesty in Cartoon Hour!

Voices by Charlton Heston, Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis, Ah-nold and Slyvester Stallone!

hehehehe

Title: Re: If I did a kids show....
Post by: J.R. on November 12, 2002, 09:19:35 PM
Well, since new age left-wing messages have been a mainstay in children's programming for the last fifteen years it would help to balance things out if there was a right wing show. Though I don't think right-wingers support drug use, trusting strangers and eschewing veggies. That would be Libertarians.

Title: Re: If i did a kids show....
Post by: John Morgan on November 13, 2002, 11:59:37 AM
My episode of Dora the Explorer:  â€œDora comes to America”

Dora: Today, we are going to America.
Boots:  But Dora, How do we get there?
Dora: Who do we ask when we don’t know were to go?  Right, the Map.
Boots: Say Map! Say Map!

Map: (After the annoying song) You Tell Dora: Desert, Barb Wire, America.  Say it with me. Desert, Barb Wire, America, Desert, Barb Wire, America, Desert, Barb Wire, America, Desert, Barb Wire, America

(After they sing more annoying songs and get though the desert only after being forced to drink their own urine to survive)

Dora: Look Boots! Barb Wire.  We need to get across the Barb Wire so we can get to America.  Look Boots, Bullet Proof Vests!
Boots: So we can be safe.
Dora: If we distract the boarder guard, we can get by him.
Boot: Say Boarder Guard! Say Boarder Guard!

(After making a mad dash across the boarder and being force to use Boots as a shield from the Border guard’s M-16 fire, Dora discards Boots carcass and enters America.)

Dora: Now we’ve made it to America.  Now I can collect my Social Security Check.
OH NO!  Swiper’s trying to steal my Social Security Check.  SWIPER NO SWIPPING!  SWIPER NO SWIPPING!  SWIPER NO SWIPPING!

My episode of Blues Clues:  â€œWhat does Blue wants to do with a Digital Camera?”

Joe:  (After a long and dull show of the idiot trying to be funny)  Now that we have our 3 clues, lets find out what Blue wants to do with the Digital Camera.  The First Clue is a Computer, the second clue is a phone line, and the last clue is a naked child.  

Blue, You want to upload kiddie porn to the internet!

We just figured out Blues Clues, We just figured out Blues Clues, We just figured out Blues Clues…

My first episode of Clifford, the Big Red Dog:  â€œGodzilla vs. Clifford”

(Very Short Episode, at most 2 seconds)

My Second episode of Clifford, the Big Red Dog:  â€œThe Disaster”

Charlie:  OH NO! Clifford Sat on Emily Elizabeth!
Vas:  Look at all that BLOOD!
Birdwell Island Animal Control Agent 1:  We’ll have to put Clifford Down now.  How long  do you think it will take to put him to sleep?
Birdwell Island Animal Control Agent 2:  Not long, I’ll just use this elephant gun.
Title: Re: Godzilla V Clifford
Post by: Chadzilla on November 13, 2002, 02:05:07 PM
John Morgan wrote:
>
> My first episode of Clifford, the Big Red Dog:  â€œGodzilla vs.
> Clifford”
>

Worth seeing just for the part where Clifford would get all excited and then try to hump Godzilla's leg!

Title: Re: Godzilla V Clifford
Post by: J.R. on November 13, 2002, 06:13:07 PM
Clifford The Big Red Dog was always a head-scratcher for me. Where does one get a pooper scooper big enough to handle his business? Imagine if one of those kids that hangs around with him was in the way and was buried alive in dog doo. His family must have gone into hock long ago to keep feeding him.