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Title: So when will you do it?
Post by: Kurt on May 14, 2001, 02:38:21 PM
From teh Cherry 2000 review

"The only solution might be a three pronged manhood, but that just conjures up some images from some offensive anime movie."

Does this mean a review of the film is coming soon?  Your description at B-Fest sounded pretty nasty, and I'm almost frightened by the idea you might include screen caps.
Title: Re: So when will you do it?
Post by: Andrew on May 14, 2001, 07:20:30 PM
I'm going to review the first OVA sometime this year.  The tri-barrel dork of doom actually shows up in the fourth OVA.  Don't worry, there's plenty of other stuff to disturb you in the first three.

Andrew
Title: Re: So when will you do it?
Post by: Squishy on May 15, 2001, 04:50:40 AM
Gah! Is Andrew going hardcore? What series are you guys talking about? Hentai anime, right? There's quite a few with things that could be described as "the tri-barrel dork of doom"...
Title: Re: So when will you do it?
Post by: Flangepart on May 15, 2001, 11:48:30 AM
Eyucch. Just the Stills i found at Galaxy of Terror .com made me glad i've only read about it. No thanks. As Dirty Harry said,"Mans gotta know his limitations." Your a braver man then i am, Mr. B,
Title: Re: So when will you do it?
Post by: Kurt on May 15, 2001, 01:39:46 PM
>Just the Stills i found at Galaxy of Terror .com made me glad i've only read about it.

You are one lucky man.  My father dragged me to this when I was a kid.  I don't think he was expecting the maggot rape scene, though.  He doesn't do a good job of learning his lessons since just a few weeks earlier he took me to "Quest for Fire" with the strange idea that it was educational.  Being a typical junior-high male I found the careful demonstration of both doggie-style and missionary position more educational than my father perhaps intended.
Title: Re: So when will you do it?
Post by: Andrew on May 15, 2001, 05:47:43 PM
I've been pondering over the "Legend of the Overfiend" series.  My first experience with it was probably ten years ago and on VHS that a friend sent from Japan.  It was entirely Japanese and my command of that language is a bit limited.  (Yes, thank you, and please are stretching my limits.)  Didn't matter a bit with this movie.

Oddly enough, now Kurt seems to be talking about "Galaxy of Terror."  I have an old and tired VHS of this one too, but am hoping for a DVD in the future.  That's what is holding up that review.

Always thought that the worm frightened the girl to death myself, but it's likely a defense mechanism (of my own) kicking in.

Andrew
Title: Re: So when will you do it?
Post by: Kurt on May 16, 2001, 12:16:58 PM
>Always thought that the worm frightened the girl to death
>myself, but it's likely a defense mechanism (of my own) kicking in.

I'm afraid your defense mechanism is working quite well.  Even to my (relatively) untutored 14 year-old eyes there was no question as to what was happening.  Perhaps the video you own is a tad bit edited since nobody I knew who had seen it in the theaters had any questions about what was going on either.