It appears there is a monkey on the loose in Japan:
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/20021202p2a00m0dm035000c.html
Um, Mr. Monkey, apes should be rampaging in New York, it is lizard types which ramage in Japan.
"Hey, we big monkeys go nuts in Japan too! Ook ook! We fly balloon, fight big lizard, swim, fight big robot. But big monkey movies never tell whole story, east or west--why they never show special poo-flinging technique? You be surprised how far a good pitch from Tokyo Tower go! That how I blinded Mechani-Kong right back! Me show! Look!"
--Drunk in Toho "Kong" suit, Shibuya Station, just prior to arrest
The moral of raj's story is: don't feed the damn dirty apes, they'll put their stinking paws all over you.
Last summer in India there were reports that people were thrown from rooftops and killed by a wild ape-like beast. In the end it turned out a couple of kids were running around with a fur coat and people jumped in fear. They also hold weddings for cows to ensure good harvest. And these people have the Bomb.