I'm back! This time with a review of a more recent bad movie. Watch out for the Tooth Fairy!
DARKNESS FALLS
Rated PG-13
---> The Cast:
Klye: Our "hero" who caught the Tooth Fairy in the act of tooth stealing and now leaves his life as a paranoid guy.
Catlin: Played by Anya from "Buffy!" Childhood friend of Klye who now needs him to save her family from the evil winged b***h-thing.
Michel: Catlin's younger brother who is being stalked by the Tooth Fairy.
The "other" people: They're here to get killed, that's there role in life.
Melinda Dixon AKA The Toothy Fairy: A nice disfigured lady who gets killed for the wrong reasion and comes back as a evil winged demon-thingy...
--->The Story:
So one hundred some years ago in the town of Darkness Falls, there was this old disfigured lady who has this thing for kid's teeth... Or something, bare with me, I can't seem to remember much about this one.
But then two kids end up dead, the town people, being the spineless jerks they are, blame the old disfigured lady and she gets the mob death scene that is so common in horror movies. So before she dies she transforms into a witch and curses the town.
Oh, boy....
Now the old woman, who will be referred to as the Tooth Fairy for the rest of the review, takes kid's baby teeth, and if you see her, she goes psycho and hunts you for the rest of your life. Plus, she only comes out in the dark.
Oh, boy....
Why the Tooth Fairy does so is never explain real well, but she does it. Except it.
Little Klye wakes up to see The Fairy tooth taking. Little Klye is scared, and the old winged hag goes flying down the hallway, where she rips up his mom. Gee, that's bond to disturb a kid.
Now some years later, Klye is an adult and still scared of the Tooth Fairy.
Excuss me why I laugh. Hehehehehe...
Klye then gets called back to his home town by his old girlfriend Catlin. Turns out her little brother is also being chased by the Fairy. (See if you can find what's wrong with that last sentence.)
Klye shows up just in time for a black-out, so now the Tooth Fairy can run wild. Now Klye, Catlin, Michel, and a bunch of other people who get killed, are running from the Tooth Fairy. The whole thing comes to a close in a light house, and a scene which is just silly follows.
As I look back and re-read this review I can't help but laugh every time I see the words "Tooth Fairy" and "running" in the same sentence. Hehe...
---> My Thoughts
So what we have here, is basicly a PG-13 slasher flick. A teenage horror film without all the gore.
The result is a silly, almost scary, but still enjoyable date flick. Go see it. Just not at four o'clock in the morning like I did. Damn all night theater.
---> Final Score: 3 Boneheads @@@
---> Coming Soon:
Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhatten (Take a slice out of the big apple)
Zombie 4: After Death (Ninja Zombie strikes again!)
Halloween 5: Revenge Of Michel Myers (Poor Michel...)
The Creature Walks Among Us (And in a suit too)
The Coat (It's a German killer coat movie.... My God, I am so there!)
Dude, learn to spell
Good review otherwise
Your reviews are growing on me...I rather enjoy them. But yeah, running them through a spell checker would help on that end.
What they said.
And man, do i wish i HAD a spell sceck!...er, check. Library computer....but hey, at least if it crashes, it don't wipe out my bank book!