I was hoping for somemore story ideas before we start taking things out... well...
I guess we need somemore ideas to play with...
So, for this week we are going to come up with Character Names and an idea on what is their role in the story...
We all seems to agree that "The Burgomaster" is the badguy of our story, so what about the others (also this will help in adding more ideas to the mix)
Thanks... :D
The werewolf is Russian right? I always thought Raskolnikov was a great Russian name. Other ideas could be Pietro, Ivan, Yuri.
Not good with vampire names. I think it would be cool for the lead one to be called Jacob, Noah, or Abram. It would be a fun play on characters.
Jeremiah Hassellhoff - The poor pizza boy that keeps getting attacked by the vampire. Fortunately, the vampire is never successful.
There has to be a middle-aged woman, who is still attractive, who people refer to as "The Widow Matthews."
Err... pizza in the wild west... delivery... I think not
Well the midget could be named Alfredo or Squat
The Werewolf can be Rarebit
The vamps Vlad, Slab and Nab (Vladimyre, Slabenia and Nabokov)
One of the Zombies could be named Styphee
So..pizza delivery in the old west is too unrealistic for a film about werewolfs and vampires in the old west?Fair enough. I only ask that two of the characters to be killed off( TBKO or FODDER) be named Jack and Kelly. Please!!!
I'm with Deej. If I see that damn Pepsi Twist commercial one more time I'll snap.
Hmmmm,
The zombies are unleashed and they quickly tear into the first house they see. Oh no. The Osbourne family is being ripped to pieces. Well somebody has to feed the zombies....
Save Ozzy............ awww f*ck it, his career went down with Randy Rhoades anyway.
Down to Earth rules, Zakk Wylde is one of the best guitarists in the business (he can't touch Devin Townsend, but who the hell can?). All this speak of musicians makes me think we should have some characters named for musicians we like. Good, not-too-well-known ones like Devin and Shane MacGowan. References to make others like us smile. I realize self-referencing is a bit of a cliche by now, but it never ceases to entertain me when I see it.
Brother R
Would it be great if we could get Ozzy to play The Burgomaster... He seems to be out of shape and kind of absent minded...
As for a pizza delivery in the old west... (we are talking about a bad movie), so sure... we could have the pizza delivery crew, and orders are taken by carrier pegons and horse driven deliveries... It could be fun to try to make sense out of it as the owener is trying to do something new and high teck. He theories that this will be something in the future [Flaming hot pizza and fast deliveries]... also this owner dreams about pizza deliveries made by small personal trains so he could deliver them hot and within 30 mins... Maybe he is making plans on buying up areas in the town to start laying tracks for his personal train...)
Sure kind of funny but if you think of it... It could happen... :D
Did they even have pizza back then>? If we are including pizza, we should probably include the Ninja Turtles. We want it to be bad. Not horrible.
There was Pizza in Italy at that time, but I don't think it was all the rage in the wild west. They might... might have had an italian restaraunt in New York City or Boston that served Pizza, but I doubt it was wide spread. But hey... WTF the idea of a pony express pizza delivery sounds hysterical.
Pizza is old as the roman empire was (I dont remember the true history of Pizza but I do know that roman soldiers were eating it)
It would be intresting if Christ had Pizza...
Maybe Jesus' real name was Jesus Crust and we all got it wrong...
Hmm, the way marketing is, I could see the Noid (they really have to bring him back) chasing after the pizza guy until he is stopped by the one and only Jesus Crust!!!
I dont think thery really had pizza in ancient Roman times! Even so, they certainly didnt in the old west. All they had there were hookers, bars, one sherriff, horses, zombies, werewolfs, and vampires. I am a history major, I know these things.
Don't forget the "H."
Everyone knows that his name was Jesus H. Crust.
I hope you guys dont mind if I leave this up for another week...
We need somemore characters for our bad movie project...
Also, it may seem that the Pizza guy could be cut... and then... maybe not... I do know that in movies anything could happen... and if you tell it right it could also be believable too...
(Next week will be step 4)
In step 4, well will be comming with a budget and try to work our story within the budget, ideas for production company, directors, actors, special effects, location... will be worked in week 4...
anyway thanks for all your input and keep the ideas comming... :D
Well, maybe the pizza guy scenes, if cut, should be added into the SPECIAL EDITION, or just released on the DVDs as extras.
I agree to compromise that the pizza man scenes can be in the Special edition DVD, but not the actual movie