Imagine if some rich guy paid 40 million to have Die Hard remade with him as the star. Imagine if he expected people to pay to see it.
I'll always remember what a spanish TV host said when he reviedwed the film: "If Madonna is that muscular, why the hell doesn't she beat the s**t out of that skinny waiter?". I'll had to watch the film to find out, but I think sometimes ignorance is happiness.
And i bet ya did a spit take when you realised the reviewer was right, too.
I watched the movie. It's funny, her muscles are HUGE. So he's being mean to her and kicking her and stuff and she's nt doing anything. Then theres this scene where they get drunk (don't ask) and she's clowning around doing these kickbxing moves. seriously.