That's what I'd REALLY like to see. A film featuring Joe Don Baker's three "greatest" roles: Mitchell, Buford Pusser, and Sherrif Geronimo. They could use state of the art technology to put three Joe Don Bakers in one scene! Bring in John Saxon and Linda Evans for cameos!
Calm down, Bubba. That's too much pleasurable badness for one movie.
Maybe "Torgo vs. Mitchell."
Maybe "Torgo vs. Mitchell."
Mitchell: Well, I'm lost good buddy. You think I could flop here for the night?"
Torgo: Uuuuhhh, The Master would not approve. The Master would not approve.
Mitchell: Well, get him out here.
Torgo: Uhhhh.
Mitchell: You got anything to eat here?
Torgo:
Mitchell walks in, looks at the portrait of the Master and pulls it off the wall. He tosses it in the fireplace and lights it up.
Torgo comes in and stares in disbelief.
Sometime later, Mitchell and Torgo are both drunk. Torgo is whining about growing up a saytr. The Master bursts in and Mitchell caps him.
Cue Hoyt Axton singing Tor, Tor, Tor, Torgo. Mitchell's brand new partner.
The Master rushes into the room, displaying his ridiculous robe.
Geronimo: "You think you can take me? Well, go ahead on. It's your move."
Torgo: (rolls eyes) "Errrrehhhhhh."
CUT TO: Several women in white robes chained to a pillar. Geronimo is chained there as well. He has fashioned his into a sort of tight toga that leaves little to the imagination. The robe is already filthy with sweat and other stains. Geronimo sports two swollen shiners.
Geronimo: (to little girl) "Sweetheart, I dropped my badge. Can you pick it up for me?"
ROTFL! Keep it up, you loons!
Then Mustretta and Gallano show up for a drug transfer, but nobody is real clear who is who. Merlin Olsen also shows up with a big bouquette of flowers for the Master. Since Torgo is such a crappy servant, Merlin becaomes the new caretaker.