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Title: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: The Burgomaster on March 18, 2003, 06:34:24 PM
Cast your votes here.

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Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Damien on March 18, 2003, 06:59:04 PM
Eye of the Needle... would that be Child Porn? The actess in the bathtub with a boy child (I dont think that was her kid) and she is clearly naked (at least you see her tits in the kids face)
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Funk, E. on March 18, 2003, 07:01:29 PM
Agent 72... Ick, ick, ick, ick. Aww the meer thought has me feeling dirty... *goes to shower*
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Fearless Freep on March 18, 2003, 09:45:04 PM
Replikator (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0110972) has a strip tease scene by some lady who I guess was some Italian porn star or something but the scene seemed pretty out of place and she seemed a bit....past her prime.

Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Paquita on March 18, 2003, 09:59:52 PM
I forgot if it was in Whore or Whore 2.. i think it was just Whore.. theres a scene where the Whore is in a bar and theres a naked woman behind her with the WORST boob job I've ever seen!!  her boobs were lumpy!!  It was like she had a butt on her boob! EWW!!
Just for the record  I rented it on accident! I swear!  it was in the box for another movie which was nothing like Whore but i forgot what it was.. but I watched it anyway.

love colleen
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Evan3 on March 18, 2003, 10:39:35 PM
Didnt Cathy Bates take off her clothes in About Schmidt? Isnt she 100 years old, (same age as average academy voter) which would explain why she has a nomination.

Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Bubba on March 18, 2003, 11:33:10 PM
Kathy Bates was pretty disgusting looking in "About Schmidt," but the whole scene was so shocking and funny to be called truly terrible. I'd say that the nude scene I hated most was the skinny dipping/motercylce riding geezers in "Waking Ned Divine."
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: BryceDavid on March 18, 2003, 11:54:44 PM
Julie Andrews flashing her tits in SOB. Okay, it's not a nude scene, more like a topless scene but the whole thing was just ridiculous.

For some reason, I'm having a difficult time coming up with titles or moments. I guess I erased most of them from my mind. LOL!
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Brother Ragnarok on March 19, 2003, 12:05:43 AM
In the spirit of beating a dead horse, the old lady sex scene in "The House That Vanished."  I do not want to see breasts that have varicose veins and wrinkles.

Brother R

Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Deej on March 19, 2003, 12:17:38 AM
Okay, so it wasn't a nude scene, but believe me, my friends...It was the most horrible thing I've ever scene, and I've seen some nasty crap.

In the HBO movie Poodle Springs, Joe Don Baker has a swimming pool scene. No, I'm not kidding, and he was wearing a really tight swim suit. Really tight. So, there's Joe Don, all fat and white, puffy, pasty, 400lbs of him. Just smiling and dripping, and GOD it was awful. He looked like a body that had been pulled out a river after about a week, all bloated with a kind of potted-meat consitency. 'Gads.

I've seen double helo crashes, car crashes, and my Grandma in her undies, but of all the horrible things I've seen or can even imagine, this, ungodly image, is the one that is permanently etched on my corneas and in my poor, poor brain.

Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Scott0 on March 19, 2003, 12:21:32 AM
To quote that Nike GO commercial "Scorched into my retina." Ouch. Sorry you had to go through that. That's why we're here for you.

Scottie

Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Dunners on March 19, 2003, 01:59:24 AM
Milla yo-yo-b***h in resident evil


talk about pathetic and she dont got much to show either! I'll take Bakers nude pasty ass anyday, just cause its funny.
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Hamburger Pimp on March 19, 2003, 02:22:15 AM
I thought that scene was creepy as hell!!  

Which I was assuming was the intention, seeing how Mila is really, really hot.

I don't think its a bad scene, just not very erotic.  Like Harvey Keitel in the Bad Lieutenant.

Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Andrew on March 19, 2003, 02:40:48 AM
Russ Meyer's "Up!" begins  with a disturbing scene in which Adolph Hitler (okay, he only looks like Hitler) is in the middle of some rather disturbing sex.  The rest of the film is filled with bountiful women, but those first five or ten minutes - yikes.  Maybe it is just the idea of a naked Hitler...

I will also say that a number of the "brutal Nazi camp" films have ugly nude scenes.

Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: mdcarter on March 19, 2003, 03:23:31 AM
the old-folks orgy from NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Squishy on March 19, 2003, 04:47:48 AM
1. I don't remember the movie title, but somewhere out there is a movie with Burgess Meredith wearing nothing but a book over his wee peener. A photo appeared in one of the old Medved books; that was more than enough for me.

2. The scariest thing in either "Saturn 3" or "Holocaust 3000" was Kirk Douglas' bare arse. Get it away!!!

"It eats you alive!!!"
--"The Blob"

3. A pair of guys masturbating onto a bored Helen Mirren (?) in "Caligula." Malcolm McDowell proceeds to rub "it" into his hair. Finished puking yet? Here comes the fisting scene!! (It's funnier if you recite the Green Lantern Oath while McDowell prances around the room with his ring held out.)

4. "Pretty Baby." Come on, that's just sick. There was so MUCH of it, all very unnecessary. Brooke also did a brief buttflash in front of George Burns in "Just You And Me, Kid" a year or two later. Jeeeeeeez.

5. Ron Jeremy in the last ten years or so. Dude, stop. You look like you've died on the table three or four times already. It's just nasty.
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Squishy on March 19, 2003, 04:53:23 AM
Whoops, that's "Holocaust 2000." Must be channeling Phillip J. Fry again...
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: BryceDavid on March 19, 2003, 10:14:11 AM
I have to agree with Kirk Douglas in those two movies. Scary. And don't forget his son Michael's butt scene in Basic Instinct. Yikes!
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Newt on March 19, 2003, 10:20:43 AM
Speaking of butt scenes...the four antique butts in Space Cowboys sent me screaming from the room.  Some things are not meant to be seen.
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: raj on March 19, 2003, 12:35:17 PM
Andrew wrote:
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> I will also say that a number of the "brutal Nazi camp" films
> have ugly nude scenes.

Which reminds me of Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS & Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheik.  Plenty of nice gratuitous nudity, but then there are scenes of torturing nude women, like the one in Oil Sheik where a just bought woman is getting de-toothed without the benefit of novicaine.  A real turn-off.

I also remember a scene from some indy film, early to mid 1980s (saw it in college) where there was a scene with a 400+ lb. lesbian.  I want to say the person was Devine, but she was a he, and this scene left no doubt as to what this person was.  The rest of the movie's been purged from my brain, but that scene is definitely seared into my retinas.

Shudder.

And why is this thread generating so much discussion in such a short period of time?
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Neville on March 19, 2003, 02:04:07 PM
Take ANY nude sceen from ANY Tinto Brass movie. Some people should stick thenmselves to directing spaghetti westerns.

Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: onionhead on March 19, 2003, 02:23:01 PM
William Shatner



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Mamma


Can't                             hold               out                    muchlonger . . .
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: peter johnson on March 19, 2003, 03:05:20 PM
The dwarf and the bald gunfighter/buddhist priest getting it on "El Topo" sort of stands out for me . . . as does most of "El Topo", come to think of it . . .
peter johnson
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Dr. X, Yyz, Sr. . on March 19, 2003, 03:49:27 PM
Faye Dunnaway in Network

Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Evan3 on March 19, 2003, 06:10:52 PM
In Go, they are at a strip club, and The bouncer is shot. Boobs (that are clearly fake) and blood just dont mix.

Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Scott0 on March 19, 2003, 06:40:48 PM
I remember from watching Slugs (which I'm sure many of you have seen as well), there is a sex scene in a bedroom, and in the middle of it, apparently a load of Slugs storm the room unnoticed until the girl looks over the edge of the bed and sees them there. They panic, she jumps around, and he tries to lean across the room to get to a window there in the nude, on camera, little jimmy-friend and all. And, not to be taken the wrong way or anything, but it was hairy and small. Eww-- Film makers, give me a break. Use the camera and work around such indecencies.

Scottie

Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: SkullNinja on March 19, 2003, 06:42:43 PM
The death sentence/tit flash out of Leprechaun 4 (the space one) was pretty bad. The chick who you'd like to see with no top (cupcake) doesn't do it, but the one with the ugly breasts does. Of course we get to see cupcake get her pants ripped off, which was just for the sake of gratuitiousness, later. Wouldnt've minded seeing the tool time chicks rack, either, but that doesn't happen.
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Pete B6K on March 19, 2003, 08:51:49 PM
I think the most disturbing nudity I've ever seen was in a new British TV programme called 'Dirty Sanchez'.  It's kind of a Jackass rip-off, but they do stuff that would make the Jackass guys cry like frightened little girls.  They do some really funny stuff, but when they cross the line, they do it disgustingly bigtime.  If you are male, and own a scrotum, I give you fair warning now to stop reading.  And if you're a girl and find this funny, then you lose all sympathy for the pain of childbirth.

One of the guys in 'Dirty Sanchez' seems to have a personal vendetta against his own nutsack.  One example would be turning a bicycle upside down,  spinning the wheel as fast as you can, and then walking into it with your balls held out in front of you.  But the worst was when he stretched it out onto a table and shot it about three times with a staple gun.  In enourmous pain, and probably realising it was a bad idea all along, he started to pull the stables out, but only found two.  The colour drained straight out of his face, and a look of terror fell upon it as he realised one of the staples had somehow got inside.  After some serious panic and screaming he did quite quickly find and extract it through the bloody wound he had created, but it was still hugely sick.  This is what they show on MTV these days in Britain.

Told you you sohuld have stopped reading
Pete
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: SkullNinja on March 20, 2003, 12:49:48 AM
Man, Pete, I should've stopped reading.


If that idiot dislikes his sack so much, I'd be more than happy to to introduce it to my size 15 EEEEE.
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: fireal on March 20, 2003, 05:25:24 AM
Yeah Pete it is some seriously nasty stuff to watch but it's alos so damn funny its scary. Apart from the scrotum stuff what about the bit when one gets an earing ripped out of his ear!? Or the naked paintballing? Or when one headbutted a table full of drawing pins and got a couple embedded into his skull! Not good but seriously funny!

Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: JohnL on March 20, 2003, 05:31:02 AM
Worst nude scene; I'd say it's a tie between the old woman in the original version of The Shining (she changes from young and beautiful to old, fat and covered in sores while Jack is hugging her) and Amy Irving's nude scenes in Carried Away, where she looked like she was about 70.

>One of the guys in 'Dirty Sanchez' seems to have a personal vendetta against
>his own nutsack.

I've seen worse. :)
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Funk, E. on March 20, 2003, 04:56:30 PM
Harold


And



Maud...



Be affraid... very affraid
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Fearless Freep on March 20, 2003, 05:18:53 PM
Homer


And



Marge...

Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: raj on March 20, 2003, 05:32:59 PM
"Whimper" he says, crossing his legs and keeping his arms over his groin.

I had my ear pierced while in college (198?), and while that wasn't too painful, I can't imagine doing that to my boys.  They're my friends.
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Hamburger Pimp on March 21, 2003, 12:17:27 AM
My vote goes to:

The Doom Generation.

All of it.

Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Brian Ringler on March 21, 2003, 11:26:21 AM
Pete B6K wrote:

> One of the guys in 'Dirty Sanchez' seems to have a personal
> vendetta against his own nutsack.  One example would be
> turning a bicycle upside down,  spinning the wheel as fast as
> you can, and then walking into it with your balls held out in
> front of you.  But the worst was when he stretched it out
> onto a table and shot it about three times with a staple
> gun.  In enourmous pain, and probably realising it was a bad
> idea all along, he started to pull the stables out, but only
> found two.  The colour drained straight out of his face, and
> a look of terror fell upon it as he realised one of the
> staples had somehow got inside.  After some serious panic and
> screaming he did quite quickly find and extract it through
> the bloody wound he had created, but it was still hugely
> sick.  This is what they show on MTV these days in Britain.
>
> Told you you sohuld have stopped reading
> Pete

Steve-O stapled his nutsack to both his legs in The Career Ender DVD.  they were selling on tv a while back
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: JohnL on March 21, 2003, 10:32:48 PM
>Steve-O stapled his nutsack to both his legs in The Career Ender DVD. they
>were selling on tv a while back

I have a video clip of a guy's sack being cut open, a testicle pulled out, needles stuck in it, removed and then the wound sewn up.
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Pancho on March 21, 2003, 11:50:07 PM
Uhh........... why?
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: JohnL on March 23, 2003, 02:07:09 AM
>Uhh........... why?

Why did they do it, or why do I have it? If the former, I have no idea. If the latter, it's because it didn't have a description and I wanted to see what it was and then it was too disturbing not to keep.
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Pancho on March 23, 2003, 08:44:43 PM
I don't know, I bet I could delete it.  But hell, whatever you find amusing, I ain't here to judge.
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Tor on March 23, 2003, 11:18:02 PM
My vote has to go to John Water's Desperate Living, which featured Mink Stole in a lesbian scene with a hulking 400 pounder that they used since Divine wasn't available. Either that or Orgazmo for making me see that T-Rex thing in action...
Title: Re: Worst nude scene in any movie
Post by: Lee on March 23, 2003, 11:45:37 PM
oooooooo! I feel weird. Maybe because I was considering having supper in a few minutes.

JohnL, definately agree about the old woman in The Shinning.

Jackass: The Movie

Heart Of Dragon(low angle shot of Sammo's very naked ass eck!)