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Title: Absolute worst movie ever
Post by: MasterB on June 13, 2001, 01:59:06 AM
I would have to say that the worst movie ever is The Dark Planet. The first half hour is all claymation dinsoaurs walking around to mewling noises and bad techno. Then there is a period in which some tower is somehow connected to guys in ape masks carting around some chick. Then a guy walks around in a garden for what seems like eternity, before engaging in a gunfight. The claymatioan of a head disintegrating is coll, but the rest is pure s__t!
Title: Re: Absolute worst movie ever
Post by: Creeps on June 13, 2001, 02:03:24 AM
I still vote Manos as the worst film ever.  Though other films do come close..
Title: Re: Absolute worst movie ever
Post by: Mofo Rising on June 13, 2001, 02:52:24 AM
I've said repeatedly, Parents is the worst movie ever made.  My own personal Room 101.  I'm not saying I'd rather be tied to a chair with a cage with a rat in it attached to my face than watch this movie again, I'm just saying I'd have to think about it.
Title: Re: Absolute worst movie ever
Post by: Stupid jacob on June 13, 2001, 09:06:44 AM
I've said it before, and i'll say it again...Batman and Robin was the worst movie ever. Period. It's just plain evil. Damn you Schmucer, damn you to hell. Bastard.
Title: Re: Absolute worst movie ever
Post by: Fritz on June 13, 2001, 11:44:03 AM
I guess none have you have seen The Aftermath yet (aka Zombie Aftermath)
Title: Re: Absolute worst movie ever
Post by: Steve. on June 13, 2001, 01:17:24 PM
"Invasion Of The Blood Farmers" must be in the race -  it's...words fail me.
Title: Re: Absolute worst movie ever
Post by: jimbo on June 13, 2001, 02:11:35 PM
Gore-met Zombie Chef from Hell, Blood Diner, and Horror Farm.
Title: Re: Absolute worst movie ever...Lost Highway
Post by: Poor Logic on June 13, 2001, 03:24:34 PM
Isn't John Saxton in "Aftermath"? Anyways - Manos is bad, Batman & Robin was impossible to watch, but I must make "Lost Highway" as the worst film ever made. I couldn't make any sense of the film and the pacing was soooo slow.
Title: Re: Absolute worst movie ever...Lost Highway
Post by: Steve. on June 13, 2001, 03:29:00 PM
I don't think anyone can make much sense of "Lost Highway". Suggestions on a postcard, please.
Title: The Aftermath
Post by: Fritz on June 13, 2001, 03:41:42 PM
I might be thinking of Cannibal Apocalypse, that was good compared with The Aftermath.

The Aftermath is about a group of astronauts who return to earth only to find everything destroyed by WW3. Forest J Ackerman has a small role.
Title: Re: The Aftermath
Post by: Steve. on June 13, 2001, 03:50:35 PM
Fritz - "Cannibal Apocalypse" has an all-time classic line of dialogue, when the police officer finds one of his men about to chomp on a breast - "Oh my god! Put it down son!" I think that is the right movie.
Title: Cannibal Apocalypse
Post by: Fritz on June 13, 2001, 05:15:07 PM
I havn't seen it yet, you can't get it over here for love nor money. In fact I've never really seen a cannibal film (apart from Dr Butcher MD.) Any movie with the word 'cannibal' in the title sets of red lights at the BBFC.

Lost Highway - Terrible movie, but what a soundtrack.
Title: Re: Absolute worst movie ever...Lost Highway
Post by: Mofo Rising on June 14, 2001, 12:44:41 AM
I actually really like LOST HIGHWAY.  But I have a soft spot for artily pretentious movies that make no sense.  Especially if they're in the David Lynch weirdness vein.

I've read quite few explanations for it, but I believe it's like Alice in Wonderland, in that it's mostly nonsense, so any explanation you come up with can be applied to it.

I think it makes more sense if you realize that Lynch played it off as more of a riff than a story.  The atmosphere is actually the most important thing.

Of course, this is my rationalization.  If people don't buy into it than it's bound to be crap to them.  Just like everything else.
Title: It's A Tie!
Post by: El Chupacabra on June 14, 2001, 04:39:06 AM
The two worst films of all time are the soft
porn/B movies "The Killer Eye" and "Virtual
Girl".  They fail as porn, and fail as movies -
damn you, Showtime.
Title: Re: Absolute worst movie ever
Post by: Nathan on June 14, 2001, 10:38:57 AM
I've been waiting as patiently as I can.  I've been holding off -- but no one else has mentioned it yet, so it falls to me to warn you:

BAD MAGIC!  The Polonia Brothers burrow so much farther than the bottom of the barrel it'll pop your ears!

http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/b/badmagic.html

Nathan
Title: Re: Absolute worst movie ever
Post by: Fritz on June 14, 2001, 01:11:22 PM
I've changed my mind, the worst movie ever has to Night Fright (aka The ET Nastie.) How do you kill a 7ft monster, why just fill a shop dummy with TNT and wait.

But The Aftermath is still bad.
Title: Re: Absolute worst movie ever
Post by: mr Raffles on June 14, 2001, 06:08:47 PM
tie between Citizen Kane and La Dolce Vita.   Just kidding, It's She-Freak.  5 minute shots of people setting up carnival equipment, the "music".  It was actually made by people involved with 2,000 maniacs which rules.  I consider watching She Freak one of the biggest mistakes of my life
Title: Re: Absolute worst movie ever
Post by: Vermin Boy on June 14, 2001, 08:17:38 PM
Gotta go with the Incredible Melting Man. An ugly, ugly film. I challenge someone to show me one appealing scene in this movie. Just the scene with the hysterical hatchet-weilding redneck girl makes me shudder (trust me, that scene is nowhere near as entertaining as it sounds).
Title: Re: Absolute worst movie ever
Post by: Gustavo on June 15, 2001, 04:03:03 PM
I once a movie of godzilla where the monster kicked a bunch o tanks that qere firing at him . At the top of each (plastic miniature ) tank there was a commander aiming with his binoculars
The result: When godzilla kicked the tanks , most of them were put upside down , but the commander of each tank was still aiming  with his binoculars ,even with the tank upside down ,holding the weight of the tank with his neck.
Also check The Refrigerator and Warrior(see the new topic i opened) .. those are really the worst movies I´ve ever seen in my life
Title: Re: Absolute worst movie ever
Post by: Chunkstyle on June 16, 2001, 05:41:23 AM
I'm sure I've seen plenty worse if I just sat down and thought long and hard about it, but only one picture really comes to mind as unbearable-- The Million Dollar Hotel. I'm sure there'll be at least one or two folks here who actually enjoyed this flick... they are, obviously, much stronger human beings than I. Hell, this is the only movie I can still recall that has left me emotionally scarred by its sheer badness. Just thinking about it almost makes me want to curl into a fetal position and cry.

If anyone has seen it, does this flick actually have ANY redeeming qualities, 'cause I sure missed them in-between fits of impotent rage at Bono for writing the story and at the director for taking said story and filming it and, finally, at myself for wasting two hours of my life watching in hopes of it getting any better. To paraphrase Jacob: Damn you Bono, damn you to hell. Bastard.