If you could throw 3 softballs for $1, and you could aim them at the heads any 3 people in the motion picture industry (dead or alive), who would you choose? (Note - Hit all 3 and you win a stuffed animal).
1. Menahem Golan
2. Jennifer Lopez
3. Sylvester Stallone
1. Gail Berman (president of FOX Entertainment)
2. Steven "Livingston" Seagal
3. Tom Green
...and I'd pay a lot more than a buck for the privilege.
Steven Segal
Leonardo Die,Crapo!
The heads of the studios, wait, that's more than 3.
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Personally I've got nothing against Lopez, just nothing for her either. Well actually I do have something for her . . .
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oh, Michael Moore. That would be the third.
Can I use baseballs instead? Shot out of a canon?
(OK, it is a bit slow at the reference desk right now)
Can I just have three shots at Micheal Moore?
Step right up and buy your tickets here....
If u knock down Russell Crowe you win a nobel peace prize, for silencing a stupid prick.
Alanis Morissette - Save the world from her evil sexist lyrics with no point, win a harmonica.
Joel Shumacher - Watch the quality of movies ever skyrocket, win your own DVD copy of Kangaroo Jack.
What the targets don't know is...we've replaced the balls' innards with vials of nitroglycerine! Let's watch!
Keanu Reeves...BLAM! SPLAT! That's one.
Leonardo DiCaprio...BLAM! SPLAT! There's two.
Sylvester Stallone...oh no! It's a miss! But wait, the ball's still moving...BLAM! SPLAT! How fortunate that a random French arthouse director was standing right behind him. he may not have been your intended target, but good enough. Here's your bear.
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1)Madonna
2)Mena Suvari
3)Sandra Bullock´s sister from"High Crimes"
1. Anthony Hickox
2. Joel Spewmacher
3. Freddie Prinz Jr.
1. Harvey Weinstein, for making "independent film" mean about as much as "alternative music."
2. Julia Roberts, who seems to be universally loved for no particular reason.
3. Ronald Reagan-- I have nothing specifically against him as an actor, but as president, he reversed the ruling that said studios couldn't own theater chains, resulting in the utterly boring state we're in now, theater-wise.
1. Michael Bay
2. Quienten Tarantino(sp?)-Like his films, hate him as an actor.
3. George W.-Hey, somebody has to defend Michael Moore
here is $1000, time to get my moneys worth here
Mena Suvari
J-Ho
Denise Richards
gabrielle Union
Jason Biggs
Gwyenth Paltrow
freddie princess Jr.
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Michele 'Butch' Rodriguez.......time for a break, how many mor eballs can I buy?6? ok
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DAMN that felt good, heres another $1000, just for anderson.
You guys make me proud, No one has mentioned Britney, Im glad that you all are mature enough to appeciate her talents
The top three programing execs at the Sci-Fi network....no particular order...and i wanna use spiked mace balls....."Where are the good shows, you morons!?-Wack!"..."thats for killing Sci-Fi Buzz!-Wack!"..."lets the good shows stay on npast 7 ephisodes!-Wack!"
1. Janine "We're DOOMED" Garofalo (I stil laugh at the thought of her as a "star")
2 and 3 would be Susan Sarandon and the equally pathetic Tim "I want to speak out BUT I want everyone to love me for it and pat me on the back for how supposedly courageous I am" Robbins. (To me it negates the supposed "integrity" of someone expressing a point of view if they then whimper like a whipped pup when others get angy about what they said. Hell, to me half the fun of speaking out is angering your ideological opponents.)
Hmmmm.... can't think of anyone... Maybe that s**t head who stomped Pinhead in puppet master 6...
I got my paycheck heres another grand....
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ah that felt good....I need mroe money