My favourite quotes is....
Ash: Hail to the king, baby!
Ash: Groovy.
Ash: Let's head down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch!
Ash: Yo, she b***h... let's go!
Zombie Mick: There was this bright light in the end of a long tunnel and there was
these chick voices saying: Come to us... go into the light... -What happened? -f**k it, man, way to far!
Anton slice he's hand off and zombie Pnub says: You scream like a girl... look at that nasty thing, that's gonna be infected for sure!
Well, not necessarily my favorite quotes but they're lines I always laugh at:
Some channel re-played LACE recently and it reminded me of my fondness for the stupid Phoebe Cates line: "By the way, which one of you b***hes is my mother?" Followed in LACE II by her (seriously) saying "Which one of you bastards is my father?"
Soooooooooo, I'll once again trot out my tiresome room-clearing joke that they should do a LACE reunion special in which Cates' character is trying to learn which one of a group of priests is really her long-lost illegitimate son by asking "Which one of you Fathers is my bastard?"
-----sound of crickets chirping----
Another line I laugh at is "A man runs....somebody shoots at him." from THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS.
Mr. Garrison on South Park:
"You go to hell, you go to hell and you die!"
Definitely "b***hes leave!" from Robocop. Boddicker = one of the best villains of all time.
Followed closely by the Dolph masterpiece I Come in Peace, which gave us the following:
Bad guy: I come in peace.
Dolph: Then you go in pieces, a***ole.
Classic stuff. Also add any Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, or Seagal one-liner.
Nick
There is no spoon.
I like it in Chinatown when some guy serves Nicholson a fish with a head and he says "Well as long as you don't serve your chicken like that" that was classic. And just about anything Divine says in John Waters movies is a classic to me (ie my signature).
Deena
I have to say their are two great lines in THE THING that should be acknowledged. One scene, in which the shape-shifting alien's head turns into a spider-like creature, one of the characters utters: "You gotta' be f**kin' kidding." Classic line.
Also, at the end in which Kurt Russell confronts "The Thing", it roars at Russell. Russell lights some dynamite and hurls it at the monster, saying: "And f**k you too!" Right next to Bruce Campbell's "Hail to the King", Russell's line needs to be placed right beside it.
How can you forget:
Ash: Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
Well, Satan is in DEEP s**t! - Harley Stone in Split Second. What. A. Badass.
Brother R
Well, Satan is in DEEP s**t! - Harley Stone in Split Second. What. A. Badass.
Brother R
Hehe, yeah, there's some funny and good quotes in The Thing, i must say that The Thing is the best horror movie I've seen, I got scared the first time i saw it (I was 9.) Oh, I forgot another line Ash said and it's "Come get some."
Damn, sorry i forgot that one, but one things sad, they changed "good bad I'm the guy with the gun" too "I ain't that good" I think thats bad...
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"I got good news and bad news girls. The good news is your dates are here."
"What's the bad news?"
"They're dead."
-Night of the Creeps
"f**k me gently with a chainsaw!"
-Heathers
"You're not going anywhere, you evil-hosting f**k-stick!"
-Idle Hands
"Great! I've got a Trig midterm in the morning and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp!"
-Risky Business
"Are you ok?"
"I will be once I make this guy a soprano."
"I'd be honored if you'd use my knife."
-Soldier of Fortunes (series)