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Title: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: Goon on May 13, 2003, 08:19:06 PM
When a movie has an evil overlord, they tend to have a pit with some kind of monster at the bottom.  If you were an evil overlord, what movie/TV monster would you have occupy this pit?

-------ooo-'U'-ooo--------Kilroy was here.
Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: Feathertop on May 13, 2003, 08:51:25 PM
I would have MURDER SHE WROTE occupying the pit. How that televised pustule lasted as long as it did speaks of SOME kind of foul Dark Powers that could surely eliminate my enemies if they were exposed to it.
Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: Deena on May 13, 2003, 08:55:37 PM
I would put dreadfully annoying ppl on cell phones down there.  That would surely kill someone, having to listen to idiots yap about what color eyeshadow they should wear to the next frat party.

Deena

Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 13, 2003, 08:58:22 PM
Cthulu
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Post by: Ash on May 13, 2003, 09:00:21 PM
The Sarlac of course!
Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 13, 2003, 09:01:19 PM
The Rancor
Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: Dave: Blackeye15 on May 13, 2003, 09:13:29 PM
HMO's (I'm sure there is a movie with HMO that are bad)

-the first rule of fat club-
Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 13, 2003, 09:17:58 PM
Edgar The Bug
Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: Brother Ragnarok on May 13, 2003, 10:54:22 PM
Well, next to Lovecraftian monsters, which are the ePIT(sorry)ome of evil things to have in dark places, I would have to say a rabid wolverine high on angel dust.

Brother R

Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: Funk, E. on May 13, 2003, 11:08:16 PM
Lawyers
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Post by: wycked nick on May 14, 2003, 04:08:54 AM
Big Gay Al
Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 14, 2003, 07:07:57 AM
Jar-Jar Binks
Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: raj on May 14, 2003, 10:28:53 AM
Carrot Top!  I'd also have a 50 ton steel bank vault type door on top of the pit, to ensure that CT never gets out, and I don't have to hear that creature.

Either that or undead pirhanas.
Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: Steve B on May 14, 2003, 04:49:00 PM
Rabid weasels
Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 14, 2003, 09:48:12 PM
That beetle god from"Conan:The Destroyer".
Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: trala-log on May 15, 2003, 04:34:26 AM
stephen baldwin
Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: ad on May 15, 2003, 06:49:44 AM
Quincy ME yelling at you
Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: Neville on May 15, 2003, 09:32:54 AM
I would pave the walls and floor of the pit with cellphones with really annoying tunes, and whenever I felt bored I'd start doing phonecalls just to hear the screams of my victims. Either that or a bunch of celebrities.

Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 15, 2003, 12:59:15 PM
The Blob
Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: raj on May 15, 2003, 01:28:40 PM
You mean Anna Nicole Smith?
Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: spikesangel on May 15, 2003, 01:57:33 PM
hmm, in my pit i'd have Simon Cowell from American Idol.
don't get me wrong, i am not a fan of the show, but i DO like to always watch the first round of auditions, just to see Simon do his thang.

Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 15, 2003, 01:58:52 PM
Godzilla.
Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: The Burgomaster on May 15, 2003, 02:06:43 PM
I would have the bone-eating creatures from ISLAND OF TERROR in my pit or 1,000 agonies.

Title: Re: If you were an evil overlord...
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 15, 2003, 02:08:26 PM
That worm thing from"Evolution"