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Title: Worst performance by a current or former professional athlete in a movie?
Post by: The Burgomaster on June 04, 2003, 04:55:05 PM
I'll toss out a few ideas:

* Rosey Grier in THE THING WITH TWO HEADS
* Rosey Grier in THE GLOVE
* Brian Bosworth in STONE COLD (actually, I didn't think he was too bad in this movie, but a lot of other people thought he was terrible)
* Shaquille O'Neal in KAZAM
* Joe Namath in C.C. AND COMPANY

There are a ton of others, so fire away!

Title: Re: Worst performance by a current or former professional athlete in a movie?
Post by: Damien01 on June 04, 2003, 05:56:08 PM
OJ SIMPSON in any movie except Capricorn One (I like Capricorn One)
Title: Re: Worst performance by a current or former professional athlete in a movie?
Post by: systemcr4sh on June 04, 2003, 07:24:31 PM
OJ was pretty good in the Naked Gun movies though.

Title: Re: Worst performance by a current or former professional athlete in a movie?
Post by: Brother Ragnarok on June 04, 2003, 07:41:39 PM
The Barbarian twins, their real name escapes me, in The Barbarians.  D'you think that guy's laugh naturally sounds like a moose in heat, or did the director tell him to do that?

Brother R

Title: Re: Worst performance by a current or former professional athlete in a movie?
Post by: AndyC on June 04, 2003, 07:51:04 PM
Hulk Hogan in Santa with Muscles.

Title: Re: Worst performance by a current or former professional athlete in a movie?
Post by: onionhead on June 04, 2003, 08:03:49 PM
Mike Henry in any of hisTarzan films.  He is however to date the only Tarzan with a hairy chest.

Title: Re: Worst performance by a current or former professional athlete in a movie?
Post by: Scott0 on June 04, 2003, 08:53:00 PM
HULK HOGAN. Though wrestling is hard to call a sport. It's more of an atheletic show. It does take a lot of ability, but it's definitely not competitive.

Scottie

Title: Re: Worst performance by a current or former professional athlete in a movie?
Post by: Brother Ragnarok on June 05, 2003, 12:10:48 AM
Forgot an obvious one.  Merlin Olson in Mitchell.  Although his performance is probably too small to judge, the simple act of appearing in that atrocity is bad enough.

Brother R

Title: Re: Worst performance by a current or former professional athlete in a movie?
Post by: yaddo42 on June 05, 2003, 05:52:12 AM
Bo Jackson in "The Chamber"
Joe Namath in "The Last Rebel"
Howie Long in "Broken Arrow"
Chuck Connors in "The Proud And The Damned" and "Ride To Glory/The Deserter"
Bob Uecker as anything other than himself in a film.
Not a movie but, Australian rules football player "Jacko" in that cheesy TV show from the 80s with that combination big rig/helicopter. What ever happened to that guy anyway?
Not just bad acting , but typecasting as well:
OJ Simpson in "The Klansman"  - predicting his future as a cold blooded killer
Lawrence "LT" Taylor in "Any Given Sunday" - what a stretch to play a drug addicted over the hill football player
Title: C'mon, you guys...
Post by: Ken Begg on June 05, 2003, 09:04:39 AM
No votes for Bruce Jenner in Can't Stop the Music?!
Title: Re: Worst performance by a current or former professional athlete in a movie?
Post by: SkullNinja on June 05, 2003, 01:07:43 PM
And Evel Knievel in Viva Knievel.
Title: Re: Worst performance by a current or former professional . . .(OJ?)
Post by: Rob Phillips on June 05, 2003, 01:12:15 PM
OJ in the OJ trail?

Does that count?

Uhhh, grunt, squeenze, moan, hyper-ventalate, grimmace, swear . . . (uhh was that the Naked Gun movies or trying to put on the gun?)

hehehe

Rob
Title: Re: C'mon, you guys...
Post by: raj on June 05, 2003, 01:15:22 PM
Oh god, no!  The horror, the horror. . .

Wasn't one of the US Olympic gymnastic guys in a movie.  Shows just how memorable that movie/performance was.
Title: Re: Worst performance by a current or former professional . . .(OJ?)
Post by: Rob Phillips on June 05, 2003, 01:19:48 PM
"to put on the gun"

uhh GLOVE its spelled GLOVE!

:-)

Oops
Rob
Title: Re: Worst performance by a current or former professional athlete in a movie?
Post by: Damien01 on June 05, 2003, 01:33:54 PM
Wasnt Bob Hope a boxer?

And then again I cannot think of any really bad movie that Bob Hope was in...

Mary Lou Retton as Tiny Tim in Scrooged... :D
Title: Re: Worst performance by a current or former professional athlete in a movie?
Post by: Fearless Freep on June 05, 2003, 02:38:17 PM
Howie Long in "Broken Arrow"

He was pretty good in that, by far not the worst athlete turned actor


Does Jesse Ventura in "Abraxas" count?

Wasn't one of the US Olympic gymnastic guys in a movie.

"Gymkata" I was suprised it hadn't beem mentioned

Title: You forgot one obvious entry to this thread and I can sum it up in five words...
Post by: BlackAngel on June 05, 2003, 05:54:04 PM
...Michael Jordan in Space Jam.
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Bulls**t!  I can't hear you, sound off like you got a pair.
Title: Re: Worst performance by a current or former professional athlete in a movie?
Post by: Fearless Freep on June 05, 2003, 06:55:47 PM
Again, Micheal Jordon in "Space Jam", green screan acting with a bunch of cartoons, is not the worst

Title: Re: Worst performance by a current or former professional athlete in a movie?
Post by: Feathertop on June 05, 2003, 08:27:13 PM
I'd say Joe Namath in CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO.  My wife and her friends often "counter-program" against the New Year's Day Bowl-athon that my male buddies and I watch by holding their own NAMATHON of sorts, showing CC AND COMPANY, THE LAST REBEL, CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO and some episodes of THE WAVERLY WONDERS that one of them bought off somebody who taped them decades ago and sold them over the internet!
Title: Re: C'mon, you guys...
Post by: George on June 06, 2003, 09:58:42 AM
Yeah, I think you mean Mitch Gaylord in American Anthem.   Yikes!

Don't forget Evil Kenevil....."Are you the head honco of this hacienda?"...lol
Title: Re: Worst performance by a current or former professional athlete in a movie?
Post by: Bernie on June 06, 2003, 03:29:44 PM
Rita Somebody "Champion Woman Wrestler of All Meheeco" in Racket Girls
Title: Re: Worst performance by a current or former professional athlete in a movie?
Post by: Funk, E. on June 06, 2003, 05:04:17 PM
Wwll, if bodybuilding is considered a sport then Arnuld in Hercules in New York has got to be a contender
Title: You guys are forgetting the king of 'em all...
Post by: Vermin Boy on June 06, 2003, 09:37:32 PM
...Pro wrestler Tor Johnson!

Title: Re: You guys are forgetting the king of 'em all...
Post by: Dunners on June 07, 2003, 12:02:01 AM
least Tor was fun to watch though, not like howie long michal jordan or shaq in anything they do.

Title: Dana Stubblefield
Post by: Evan3 on June 07, 2003, 05:36:19 PM
Former 49ers (maybe current too) defensive lineman in Reindeer games, What a god awful movie.


Also, anyone who the main characters have to say, look its world famous so and so, for example, that mountain climber in Vertical Limit.