Match #1: Willie Wonka vs. Dorothy from the WIZARD OF OZ
Match #2: The Thing with Two Heads vs. The Incredible Two Headed Transplant (note: the winner would have to fight The Manster)
Match #3: The Incredible Melting Man vs. The Incredible Shrinking Man
Match #4: The 50 Foot Woman vs. the Amazing Colossal Man
Match #5: The Creature from the Black Lagoon vs. the Swamp Thing
Match #6: Albert Pyun vs. Menahem Golan
Match #7: Roger Corman vs. Bert I. Gordon
Match #8: Peter Cushing vs. Christopher Lee
Match #9: Tor Johnson vs. Russell Johnson
Match #10: Dick Tracy vs. the Green Hornet (note: Kato is not allowed to help)
selected winners
1) willy wonka (he's amazingly agile)
5) swamp thing (he went to college)
8) christopher lee (as seen in 'eugenie' as a sadean weirdo - his friends could mace peter suching to death)
10) the green hornet (tracy is immediately disqualified for that horrible movie)
Match #1: Willie Wonka vs. Dorothy from the WIZARD OF OZ
Winner... Dorothy... The house would fall on Willie Wonka
Match #2: The Thing with Two Heads vs. The Incredible Two Headed Transplant (note: the winner would have to fight The Manster)
Winner... The Incredible Two Headed Transplant... The Thing with Two Heads are too busy debating race issues
Match #3: The Incredible Melting Man vs. The Incredible Shrinking Man
Winner... Incredible Melting Man his eye falls off and rolls over the Incredible Shrinking Man
Match #4: The 50 Foot Woman vs. the Amazing Colossal Man
Winner... Both... A 50 foot woman and a colossal man... lets just say a porn that is so big that Godzila would enjoy
Match #5: The Creature from the Black Lagoon vs. the Swamp Thing
Winner... Swamp Thing... He regenerates
Match #6: Albert Pyun vs. Menahem Golan
Winner... Albert Pyun...
Match #7: Roger Corman vs. Bert I. Gordon
Winner... Roger Corman...
Match #8: Peter Cushing vs. Christopher Lee
Winner... Peter Cushing... And dont forget who was telling Darth Vader off in Star Wars
Match #9: Tor Johnson vs. Russell Johnson
Winner... Tor Johnson...
Match #10: Dick Tracy vs. the Green Hornet (note: Kato is not allowed to help)
Winner... Batman... He kick both of there asses
I have to disagree on the peter cushing/ c lee determination. They're both WAY too old to be getting into fights. They'd sit and discuss the old Hammer Horror days over pints.