has anyone noiced the appauling bulge in david bowie's crotch area in the labrynth?
I was deeply hurt by this and the image will haunt me forever.
If anyone else saw it and needs to talk let me know!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The Tuck---
Tuck, my wife recently made me suffer through this horrible horrible horrible film recently. Being as it was one of her favorite films as a kid and since I make her watch all of my Bflicks, I figured I'd sit down and watch it with her.
NEVER AGAIN!
Horrible film, horrible acting, horrible bulge!
tuck wrote:
> has anyone noiced the appauling bulge in david bowie's crotch
> area in the labrynth?
>
> I was deeply hurt by this and the image will haunt me forever.
>
My my, feeling a tad inadequate, aren't you, little boy? hehehehe
Sorry guy....I don't check out other guys' packages!
My sister called me yesterday and said..."Hey I was digging around in mom & dad's old vhs tapes and guess what movie I found?"
"Which one." I said
"Labyrinth! I love that movie!"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's face it... Labyrinth is a girls fantasy movie. Bowie is considered by just about every woman I know to be one of the sexiest men alive. The main protagonist is a girl. It's a chick flick.
The bulge is unfortunate, but it's not the end of the world. The rest of the movie mre than makes up for it. My friends and I watch it about once a month, and we know all the songs and everything...it's kinda sad.
1. Labyrinth sucks like a diesel-powered shop vac.
2. ASH, when the bulge is that obvious it's hard not to notice. I point you to Kevin Bacon's mushroom cap in Friday the 13th.
3. Every woman's obsession with the extremely androgynous Bowie (especially Ziggy Stardust years) proves that they're all bisexual whether they admit it or not. I happen to be lucky enough to know a few of the attractive ones who admit it and don't mind showing it ;)
Brother R
I happen to like Labyrinth. How can you beat Jennifer Connelly in a bizarre fantasy world full of weird muppets and talking inanimate objects? I could have done without some of the songs though.
3. If he's so androgynous, why are you complaining aboot his package? I mean, that kind of settles it right there...