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Title: DIE ANOTHER DAY
Post by: The Burgomaster on June 21, 2003, 07:40:56 PM

This has been nagging at me, so I must get it off my chest.

In DIE ANOTHER DAY, James Bond uses the following gadgets (among other things):

A wristwatch that can fire a laser beam.

A ring that can shatter glass through the use of high-frequency sound waves.

A car that can camouflage itself.

So, my question is, when Bond and Jinx are racing against time to save the world near the end of the movie, WHY DOES 007 CUT THROUGH A CHAIN LINK FENCE WITH A SLOW, HAND-HELD FENCE CUTTER THAT YOU CAN BUY IN ANY HARDWARE STORE?

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Post by: onionhead on June 21, 2003, 08:41:00 PM

And how in the hell can Fred Flintstone, who lived a bout a Million BC, celebrate Christmas?? BC, get it???

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Post by: Ash on June 21, 2003, 10:21:39 PM

And why is the earth round??

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Post by: Scott0 on June 22, 2003, 12:25:55 AM

And who stole my pants?

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Post by: Brother Ragnarok on June 22, 2003, 02:47:31 AM

And who put the bop in the bop shoo wop shoo wop; who put the ram in the ram a lam a ding dong? Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand. He got me laid in the parking lot of the store I work at...

Brother R

Title: Re: DIE ANOTHER DAY
Post by: onionhead on June 22, 2003, 03:14:44 AM

And where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? Where was that mealy-colored old man I used to call Papa when the merry-go-round broke down?

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Post by: Ash on June 22, 2003, 04:16:14 AM

And what is the REAL meaining of life???

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Post by: Ash on June 22, 2003, 04:16:41 AM

And why does every woman ask me if they can take a dump on my chest?

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Post by: Ash on June 22, 2003, 04:18:04 AM

ok that was gross!

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Post by: Flangepart on June 24, 2003, 05:51:49 PM

What if there where no retorical questions?

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Post by: Dunners on June 25, 2003, 09:07:24 PM

I'd see this movie if halle berry wasnt in it, yuck.

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Post by: onionhead on June 26, 2003, 03:52:38 AM

Halle Berry--"YUCK"?!?!?!??!?! You is a goofball.

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Post by: Dunners on June 26, 2003, 11:57:29 PM

I just know what I likes, and she aint it. bleh!

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Post by: deni on July 03, 2003, 12:58:59 PM

And does anyone remember laughter?

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Post by: ahab on July 06, 2003, 02:55:03 AM

mother can i trust the government?

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