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Title: (Five Words at a time) Wrie your own movie.
Post by: Dave: Blackeye15 on June 25, 2003, 12:42:27 AM
I've seen several of these ideas at GameFAQs and I thought about how it would do at this web site, I guess you can add a line in a many times as you wish (i'm just too lazy to check and see if you went over the limit), but not twice in a row, you can only say five words at a time. I'll start off:

Bruce Cambell was eating a...

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Post by: Brian Ringler on June 25, 2003, 12:52:02 AM
poop sandwich and he found
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Post by: Dunners on June 25, 2003, 12:55:44 AM
brians manhood was missing, so....(:P)

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Post by: Dave: Blackeye15 on June 25, 2003, 01:02:22 AM
he bought a shrunken head...

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Post by: Ash on June 25, 2003, 03:11:51 AM
and bathed with the head



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Post by: Wycked Nick on June 25, 2003, 03:18:27 AM
He then ate the head
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Post by: Foywonder on June 25, 2003, 03:55:55 AM
That's when the ninjas arrived...
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Post by: The Burgomaster on June 25, 2003, 06:18:36 AM
and kicked some serious ass . . .

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Post by: Mr_Vindictive on June 25, 2003, 07:55:24 AM
but Bruce had the boomstick!

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Post by: Ash on June 25, 2003, 09:51:20 AM
But was out of shells...
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Post by: raj on June 25, 2003, 11:46:37 AM
So he drew his sword,
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Post by: Dave: Blackeye15 on June 25, 2003, 12:14:28 PM
And cut up the Ninjas.

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Post by: raj on June 25, 2003, 12:17:00 PM
Meanwhile, back at the ranch
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Post by: Ash on June 25, 2003, 12:31:46 PM
Bruce was tending his llamas....
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Post by: Flangepart on June 25, 2003, 12:48:00 PM
when the grabboids arrived. They...

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Post by: Dave: Blackeye15 on June 25, 2003, 01:21:03 PM
...called The Guyver to win..

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Post by: Wycked Nick on June 25, 2003, 03:08:47 PM
but guyver was stuck in
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Post by: Dolph Lundgren on June 25, 2003, 03:11:00 PM
..a Van Damme movie marathon..

Nick
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Post by: Bernie on June 25, 2003, 03:40:53 PM
when a topless teenage stewardess
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Post by: raj on June 25, 2003, 03:56:01 PM
stumbles into his lap, running
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Post by: D on June 25, 2003, 04:10:09 PM
headfirst into his manly chin
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Post by: Bernie on June 25, 2003, 04:59:02 PM
saying, "We haven't been introduced"...
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Post by: Ash on June 25, 2003, 05:14:50 PM
She transforms.....screams "JOIN US!!!!"



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Post by: Flangepart on June 25, 2003, 05:37:27 PM
And Bruce yelled,"You got..."

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Post by: Dave: Blackeye15 on June 25, 2003, 06:42:19 PM
...."Mouthwash" shoots her mouth with...

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Post by: D on June 25, 2003, 06:44:37 PM
his mighty boomstick before saying:
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Post by: Ash on June 25, 2003, 08:14:23 PM
"Swallow this b***h!"    He then...



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Post by: nemo38 on June 25, 2003, 08:41:57 PM
reached into his pants and
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Post by: Dave:Blackeye15 on June 25, 2003, 09:04:03 PM
...called for more Shotgun shells...

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Post by: JohnL on June 25, 2003, 09:05:10 PM
Took care of an itch...
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Post by: D on June 25, 2003, 11:09:17 PM
By shaking a monkey backwards
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Post by: Ash on June 25, 2003, 11:32:54 PM
The monkey screams..."JOIN US!!!!"
Title: INTERMISSION
Post by: Ash on June 25, 2003, 11:35:19 PM
INTERMISSION


hum dee dum dee dum dee dum........

OK CONTINUE!!!



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Post by: wickednick on June 26, 2003, 12:32:47 AM
Suddenly Roger Ebert walks in

Title: ME SAYING:
Post by: Dave:Blackeye15 on June 26, 2003, 12:55:45 AM
WOW this sounds like it's the greatest movie ever made! And it's only getting started! OK CONTINUE!

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Post by: onionhead on June 26, 2003, 03:42:33 AM
still mourning for Gene Siskel

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Post by: the tuck on June 26, 2003, 05:47:07 AM
he is so bitter he...
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Post by: Neon Noodle on June 26, 2003, 07:17:52 AM
bathes in hot cheese dip
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Post by: Flangepart on June 26, 2003, 10:18:21 AM
while sucking hot chinese peppers...

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Post by: Dolph Lundgren on June 26, 2003, 12:10:42 PM
..and praising Dolph Lundgren movies..

Nick
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Post by: D on June 26, 2003, 01:32:51 PM
as he shallows the monkey...
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Post by: Goon on June 26, 2003, 02:39:17 PM
The monkey, having been shallowed...

-----ooo-'U'-ooo-----Kilroy was here.
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Post by: wickednick on June 26, 2003, 02:56:39 PM
Because Bruck Cambell just took.....

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Post by: Ash on June 26, 2003, 07:35:22 PM
several revealing photographs of Ebert.



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Post by: Neon Noodle on June 26, 2003, 08:09:47 PM
So now the snorting starts,
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Post by: Dolph Lundgren on June 26, 2003, 10:10:17 PM
..And Al Leong shows up..

Nick
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Post by: D on June 27, 2003, 12:54:15 AM
Screaming: "Tapdancing sheep!" as he
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Post by: Neon Noodle on June 27, 2003, 06:40:52 AM
Dances on the washing machine
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Post by: Dolph Lundgren on June 27, 2003, 01:24:47 PM
..And dies 10 seconds later..

Nick
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Post by: D on June 27, 2003, 02:53:56 PM
Suddenly, his corspe rises and...
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Post by: wickednick on June 27, 2003, 04:02:59 PM
Starts singing Frank Sinatra Tunes

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Post by: Ash on June 27, 2003, 05:11:30 PM
.................................................



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Post by: Ash on June 27, 2003, 06:35:58 PM
Singing "Strangers in the Night"
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Post by: Neon Noodle on June 27, 2003, 07:41:13 PM
But then, Jerry Lewis arrived...
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Post by: D on June 28, 2003, 12:46:21 AM
and was beaten senseless by...
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Post by: Ash on June 28, 2003, 04:01:38 AM
Jerry Maguire....He kicked his.....
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Post by: D on June 28, 2003, 10:49:40 AM
head off, when Bruce said....
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Post by: Flangepart on June 28, 2003, 12:08:46 PM
"He's a genius in France."

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Post by: D on June 28, 2003, 01:08:12 PM
Afterwards, they all went to...
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Post by: wickednick on June 28, 2003, 03:16:59 PM
Cook Carrot Top, but Carrot.......

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Post by: Neon Noodle on June 28, 2003, 06:13:23 PM
was reciting the Gettysburg Address
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Post by: D on June 28, 2003, 11:46:36 PM
as cannibals sang show tunes
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Post by: Dave:Blackeye15 on June 30, 2003, 11:41:24 PM
MAN THIS IS ONE COOL SOUNDING MOVIE! I GOING TO GO MAKE IT RIGHT NOW HERE's THE TEASER:

And you thought Bruce Campell was done fighting deadites...well you're wrong...deadite wrong. Ash is back and he's gonna get GROOVY with some Deadits and Cannablies. Also staring a Pretty Waitress and cameo apperances by "The Guyver" and a Tremor/Graploide. This summer is gonna get Groovy.

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