MY GOD! i rented this, it is so awful! i'm about an hour into it, does anyone think i should finish it, or should i wipe my ass with the tape and throw it at the annoying vid store clerk?
Yea, watch all of it and then rent troll 3 : - P
Sorry to sound as if I am a bit uptight about this, but their IS NO film called TROLL 3. For some unknown reason, some idiot at the imdb.com felt that the Italian film CONTAMINATION .7 (1990; U.S. Video Title: THE CRAWLERS) was released on American video as TROLL 3! However, no evidence of this has surfaced.
Once again, their is no TROLL 3.
Yes....definitely wipe your ass with the tape and throw it at the store clerk!
That might hurt though.
A DVD slides nicely up the ass crack......not that I would know mind you!
LOL!!
If the filmmakers had even the slightest bit of talent they could've made a decent film.
There are people in his world who can make a halfway decent film even if they are forced to work with a bad script.
Not so with the idiot makers of Troll 2.
And what's with this Nilbog s**t!?
They aren't goblins...they're damn trolls!
They should've named the town Llort.
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Holy crap do I love TROLL 2.
Yup, every criticism you've ever heard about T2 (as I like to call it) is true. This movie is awful.
But such awfulness!
I dare you to make a movie this incomprehensibly bad. Not just bad acting, horrible story and retarded plot. No, this movie transcends badness to become some sort of uber-badness.
Look at it this way, the fun in this movie isn't actually enjoying it in and of itself. It's trying to figure out who the hell thought this would be in anyway remotely entertaining. Or even logical. Trying to figure out how this movie was made will fuse your brain cells together.
I believe psychologists call this phenomenon "cognitive dissonance".
I don't know, when I watch this movie I laugh like a monkey on crack. I used to think it was the worst made movie I had ever seen until I saw SLAPSTICK: OF ANOTHER KIND.
I say give it another chance. But don't watch it as a movie. Rather as an attempt at film made by brain damaged aliens.
LoL, yeah one of the main reasons i even go to this damn vid store is to check out some of the nice looking gals that work there.
yeah the person who made it deserves the dvd up the ass crack, lol. oh my. they should rename the movie Norom, that would fit the people that made the piece of crap.
hahaha! sorry i already brought it back an hour into it, UNREWINDED like Andrew notes in his review, and i didn't even pay attention the 2nd 30 minutes into it. the acting was so bad i just couldn't even pay attention to it.
>"I believe psychologists call this phenomenon "cognitive dissonance"
isn't there another term, like "steady IQ depletion."
Don't remind me. The tractors at the end were toys, and didn't even match the actual models.
I love "Troll 2"...it comes out on DVD in August, if memory serves...on the same disc as the original "Troll".
I just got it on DVD! That Arnold guy is so funny!
'Oh no.....And now they're going to eat me!' or something! quality stuff.
I've only seen part of Troll 2 before, and what I did see was so BAD it was FUNNY as hell!! I also like Troll 1 w/ Harry Potter, Sr. and Jr.