In another thread, Bernie mentioned the vast array of porno films that use titles similar to famous movies. Here are a few classics that come to mind:
* ON GOLDEN BLONDE
* RAMBONE: THE DESTROYER
* STAR WHORES
* THE SPERMINATOR
But my favorite porno title of all (which does not rip off a real movie) is:
* UBANGIS ON URANUS
I heard they made "Saving Ryan's Privates".
haha!
I also read somewhere that there was a gay porn movie called "Riding Boys in Cars".
I actually saw these on the shelf at Best Buy:
Lord of the G-String
Playmate of the Apes
looked like porno from the covers (I had the good taste no to say "under the covers")
LOL
Rob
The Italian Blowjob
12 Horny Men
The f**k Club
Toy Story 3: The dildo strikes back
Dick Soup
Probably the least imaginitivey titled porno film that ive seen (in shops mind, not one ive watched) is "The Erotic Witch Project." How this film made it to DVD ill never know.
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Lord of the G-String
Playmate of the Apes>>
Yeah, Rob, those are the odd softcore stuff by Seduction Cinema that they sell at Best Buy.
Seems like most of them star Misty Mundae.
http://us.imdb.com/Name?Mundae,+Misty
Check out her link for over a dozen title ripoffs.
She just got through staring in Spiderbabe as Patricia Porker.
http://www.seductioncinema.com/
Here's the link to the website.
Be careful, some adult images.
Sexorella. The "fairy god mother" still gives me nightmares
Gladheateher
Ahem...
Edward Penishands
Forest Hump
To Live and Shave in L.A.
Not that I've ever watched them, mind you...
I must have heard a million of these.
1. Shaving Ryan's Privates
2. Indiana's Bone
3. Star Whores
4. A F### to Remember
5. Do The Right One
Wow, I finally start a thread (indirectly, anyway) and it's all about porn.
Mom must be so proud....
Romancing the Bone
The Lode Warrior I & II
Thighs and Dolls
Poke-a-hot-ass
Super Hornio Brothers
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wow...a thread about sex (sorta) and i don't have a thing to contribute. JohnL must be so disappointed.
Why don't you guys get creative and come up with your own porno titles.
Missionary Position Impossible
bwa!
LMFAO!
Susan rules
hmmmm.....Night of the Licking Dead?
A Bonks Tale
Jurassic Pork
Robocock (can i say that?)
I worked in a video store in HS, and my favorite porn title was "Throbbin' Hood". I thought it was pretty clever.
how bout ...True Lays (play on true lies)
I think there was an "in and out in beverly hills"
Why am i on a porn thread?
Over and out!
Genital Hospital
Fatliners
The Loin King
Done in 60 Seconds
Missionary Position Impossible is a real porn, my ex owned the sequel, missionary position impossible 2. Another amusing porn title is Naked Macarena, where ppl would macarena while boinking, and i think this came out in the heyday of that horrible song.
Deena
>>Missionary Position Impossible is a real porn, my ex owned the sequel, missionary position impossible 2. <<
I guess if I thought i was making and it turns out it is an actual title - i might be in the wrong business after all!
Womb Raider
When I was digging around in my recently deceased brother's possesions I found a porno called "Good Assternoon".
It doesn't rip off a film title but it's funny nonetheless.
haha!
For a gay porno; Smokey and the Ass Bandit.
>>>>>>For a gay porno; Smokey and the Ass Bandit
Reminds me I went to the movies with some friends a couple weeks ago i told my one friend he wouldnt enjoy the movie because it wasnt "Butt Pirates of the Caribbean". Stupid yes but i get my shots in where i can
I don't know if this one is a real title or not (I heard it in a movie I think)
In Diana Jones: The Temple of Pune
Man with the Golden *um
Saw these in a local dive video store...
THE INCREDIBLE MR. LICKIT
THE MERCHANT OF PENIS
The Rocky Horror Porno Show (I'm still trying to find a copy of this one)